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Budgazer
04-18-2010, 01:10 AM
Ok I think I know where we are now.


Here's where I start to falter.
P-Q5

Weezard
04-19-2010, 04:02 AM
Kn - K2

Et tu?

W.

Weezard
04-20-2010, 02:44 AM
Looks like da dot has been repaired.
That was odd!

Weeze

Weezard
04-22-2010, 01:08 AM
You had a strong opening and great position, B.G.
Wha' hoppen? Lose interest?

Weeze

Weezard
04-27-2010, 09:17 PM
Stormy skys, ratz and flies! :(

Looks like Budgazer's gone.
Hope nothing bad happened.

Anyroad, not interested in a 1 move a week game anyway.
No got the attention span for it.:stoned:

So, clearing the board here and waiting for another player.:jointsmile:
Empty seat.

Anybody here care to beat me up a little?
Your move.:)


Aloha y'all
Weeze

Horsemanrocks
04-29-2010, 02:10 AM
But chess?..I don??t have the concentration for that.

I will go spider solitare?..most wins without a loss?..100%

[attachment=o243355]

That ought a keep you busy.

Friend of the third dog,
HMR

Horsemanrocks
04-30-2010, 03:36 PM
At least I expected

[attachment=o243538]

Go away little boy....ya bother me!

Still friends with the 3rd dog,
HMR

Weezard
04-30-2010, 08:39 PM
Again, What kine chess??:jointsmile:
Jus' hope ya wasn't holdin' yer breath in restless anticipation.

100%? Um. Try all four suits den get back to me.

Thought about posting my Scarab solitaire scores but ya din't ask to be humbled.:D

You no bodder me,
I 3d, an' fancy free.

If I no like who come to call,
I "sticky finger", up da wall.
Den, if dey really bodder me.
Avoid da rain, it could be pee!

I no put up wit' average clown.
But you, I like.:) So stick around.

Alo Ha, brah

Weezard

Horsemanrocks
05-01-2010, 01:23 AM
Ok?gotta be honest here?.there is no way in hell that I ever imagined that I could compete with you in an honest game??truth is, the game was rigged. I could even beat you with four decks?..but I??d have to rig that too, to win.

I only play this game (1 deck) because it??s so mindless that it doesn??t draw my attention from streaming audio.

There could be an upside though?.it won??t take you too long at all and could even be fun for a ??busy mind? such as yourself?..How to rig the game???

Love and kisses,
HMR

Weezard
05-01-2010, 01:47 AM
Ok?gotta be honest here?.there is no way in hell that I ever imagined that I could compete with you in an honest game??truth is, the game was rigged. I could even beat you with four decks?..but I??d have to rig that too, to win.

<scribble, sckritch> Patient lacks confidence!

I only play this game (1 deck) because it??s so mindless that it doesn??t draw my attention from streaming audio.

<chkl chk> Patient avoids challenges. (Fear of success?)

There could be an upside though?.it won??t take you too long at all and could even be fun for a ??busy mind? such as yourself?..How to rig the game???

Aha!
Fear of legitimate success, and through that success, validation of superiority.

Although fully capable to prevail, patient advocates "cheating" as it does not carry the onus and shame for him that winning through competence/superiority, appears to. - Siggy Fraud

Love and kisses,
HMR

Right back atcha Mr. Humble

Zardly the cruel. :D

Weezard
05-01-2010, 01:56 AM
If you search for

"Light Penetration - misunderstood"

Over on the IC, there are some interesting concepts being bandied about.:cool:
Might be worth a look.

Aloha,
Weezard

BlueBlazer
05-01-2010, 02:38 PM
This question is for Siggy Fraud . . .

I keep having a dream where I'm being attacked by evil teddy bears. Using cheating and dirty fighting, I'm usually able to kick the heads off of hundreds of them before I wake up. What does it mean?

Zoldor Slayer of Teddies

Weezard
05-01-2010, 07:50 PM
This question is for Siggy Fraud . . .

I keep having a dream where I'm being attacked by evil teddy bears. Using cheating and dirty fighting, I'm usually able to kick the heads off of hundreds of them before I wake up. What does it mean?

Zoldor Slayer of Teddies

Zis would indicate zat someone you loved has hurt you deeply.
You can not fathom why, and you are conflicted about retaliation.

To re-validate your anger, and so, your ego.
There are two paths you can follow here.
You can become the TBs, seeking the reason for their betrayal.
Or, you can take a fragmentation grenade to bed with you.

Six of one.:rastasmoke:

Howzit BB?

Dr Fraud.

BlueBlazer
05-02-2010, 01:46 AM
Zis would indicate zat someone you loved has hurt you deeply.
You can not fathom why, and you are conflicted about retaliation.

To re-validate your anger, and so, your ego.
There are two paths you can follow here.
You can become the TBs, seeking the reason for their betrayal.
Or, you can take a fragmentation grenade to bed with you.

Six of one.:rastasmoke:

Howzit BB?

Dr Fraud.

:S2: As much as I like the idea of fragging those merciless minions of cuteness, I think I'll try to remember to capture one and make it talk. Or else have a dream about something entirely better like a trip to the Playboy mansion. :dance:

Feeling fine doc. :thumbsup:




Until I get your bill . . . :(

Weezard
05-30-2010, 09:35 PM
Where did evahbuddy go?:(

Not much "Ha" for my "Alo".

So,
I'll jus' "Alo" y'all some "Mah".:D

Da Weeze

BlueBlazer
05-31-2010, 11:07 AM
What? This is for chess?

I thought it was for checkers . . . I'm going to have to rethink my strategy. :eek:



BTW ~ My checkers strategy consists of getting my butt handed to me until I "accidentally" upset the board . . .

MimbresValley
10-29-2010, 12:09 PM
sweetness if anyone ever wants to get stoney and play some chess hit me up!!
Benko opening!

Weezard
10-29-2010, 08:54 PM
sweetness if anyone ever wants to get stoney and play some chess hit me up!!
Benko opening!

Might be a tad rusty.
Been sittin' here waitin' fo' a berry long time, yah?
(May 31st).
My butt's gone to sleep an' I been webbed by cobs.

So, E komo mai!
Good to see you.
Set a spell.
You play white, a'ight?

Aloha,
Weezard

MimbresValley
11-06-2010, 02:12 PM
Aloha weezard
I thought I was subscribed to this thread, well now I am for sure.
I like playing white, Im just an ok player, not a noob, or a grandmaster.
Yes lets play some

Weezard
11-06-2010, 10:54 PM
Aloha weezard
I thought I was subscribed to this thread, well now I am for sure.
I like playing white, Im just an ok player, not a noob, or a grandmaster.
Yes lets play some


Excellent!

White moves first, yah?

Gentleman, start your engine.:D

Aloha,
Weeze

Horsemanrocks
11-06-2010, 11:46 PM
Careful MV,

Oh sure he??ll let you win at first??then one day he??ll say ??you know this game would be more fun if we played for something?..how bout say ¼ oz per game? I don??t have to tell you what to do then.

Good luck,
HMR

Weezard
11-06-2010, 11:56 PM
Careful MV,

Oh sure he??ll let you win at first??then one day he??ll say ??you know this game would be more fun if we played for something?..how bout say ¼ oz per game? I don??t have to tell you what to do then.

Good luck,
HMR

@MV. Pay no attention to the alarmist in front of the curtian.

(Go way son, yer crabbin da hustle):D

Aloha,
Innocent, yet besmirched, 'zard:hippy:

MimbresValley
11-07-2010, 01:13 AM
Do I just post my opening here?

G3

Weezard
11-07-2010, 01:23 AM
Do I just post my opening here?

G3


'zat the same as P - Kn3 or do I have da board sideways?
If it's right, then
D5 aka P - Q4.

A. W.

MimbresValley
11-07-2010, 01:37 AM
Yeah g3 is same as p kn3.
I like the g3 or g2-g3 notations, if thats ok.

So I go G3
you went D5 (pawn on d7 to d5)
Correct?

If so
Kf3

Weezard
11-07-2010, 01:56 AM
Yeah g3 is same as p kn3.
I like the g3 or g2-g3 notations, if thats ok.

So I go G3
you went D5 (pawn on d7 to d5)
Correct?

If so
Kf3

P - E3

(Best to use "N". or "KN". for knights.
Avoids confusion, Yah?):cool:

Aloha,
W.

MimbresValley
11-07-2010, 02:02 AM
Yes good call on the K/N
I am confused on your move? p e3? wouldnt that be p e6

Weezard
11-07-2010, 02:40 AM
Yes good call on the K/N
I am confused on your move? p e3? wouldnt that be p e6

Yes it would.
The grade school kine notation is hard for me.
I keep wanting to shout;
"You sunk my battleship!":D

A.
W.

MimbresValley
11-07-2010, 12:12 PM
its ok, I havnt played in a few years, still a bit rusty with notation myself.

Ok ill move bishop on f1 to g2
preparing for an early castle:stoned:

Weezard
11-07-2010, 06:49 PM
its ok, I havnt played in a few years, still a bit rusty with notation myself.

Ok ill move bishop on f1 to g2
preparing for an early castle:stoned:

KN b8 - c6

Rare opening.

Might be a tad early to pull the wagons in a circle.

"Early fianchetto could trap him in da ghetto."

May have to shoot him where he stands.
Let's hope he's got some exit plans.;)

You could jus' be distracting me,
Guess I'll sit, and wait, and see.:cool:

Burma shave.

Aloha,
Wee

Horsemanrocks
11-10-2010, 12:49 AM
[attachment=o259200]

:D

BlueBlazer
11-10-2010, 01:01 AM
[attachment=o259200]

:D

lol :thumbsup:


You ok Weez? Looks like you've been waiting awhile . . .

[attachment=o259201]

MimbresValley
11-10-2010, 01:20 AM
I have been trying to figure out how to make one these to share.
Benko Gambit - Chess.com (http://www.chess.com/forum/view/chess-openings/benko-gambit5)
Post 5 is the example I was looking at.

Or another way to keep track of a game like this, any recomendations?

I will move P-D3

MimbresValley
11-10-2010, 01:58 AM
Yeah, sorry to leave you hanging weez.

Weezard
11-10-2010, 02:24 AM
Yeah, sorry to leave you hanging weez.


I use "Visual backup."

I just keep a board on the dresser and every 5 moves or so, I take a picture of it.
Saves time, I have 3 dogs and a cat.
Lemme know when ya get turned around and I'll draw ya a picture.:D

Redneck, or pragmatic?
Too close to call.

N to F6.


A.
W

High guys.:)

Weezard
11-10-2010, 02:34 AM
I have been trying to figure out how to make one these to share.
Benko Gambit - Chess.com (http://www.chess.com/forum/view/chess-openings/benko-gambit5)
Post 5 is the example I was looking at.

Or another way to keep track of a game like this, any recomendations?

I will move P-D3


Nifty!:thumbsup:
Have you asked the poster about it?

W.

Weezard
11-10-2010, 02:36 AM
[attachment=o259200]

:D


Egg Cell Ant!

Mahalo bro'

Weary waitin' weeze

MimbresValley
11-10-2010, 04:18 AM
B c1-g5.

MimbresValley
11-10-2010, 04:20 AM
I live oahu 6 years, whatabout yourself weez? You ever play chess in waiks.

MimbresValley
11-10-2010, 04:26 AM
[attachment=o259210]

Weezard
11-10-2010, 08:49 AM
B c1-g5.

B F8 - E7

Naughty Bishops.

A.
W.

Weezard
11-10-2010, 08:54 AM
Or not.


[attachment=o259210]

Where can I get that software?

W.

Weezard
11-10-2010, 09:42 AM
Winboard is pretty slick.
Now figuring out how to post the diagram.
Got some reading to do.

Weeze

MimbresValley
11-10-2010, 02:49 PM
Hey weez, nope didnt ask the guy about the little chess board illustration. Although Im pretty sure you just have to have two seperate accounts, and then save the game when done.

I just went here, Analysis Board, PGN Editor, Chess Diagram Tool - Chess.com (http://www.chess.com/analysis-board-editor.html)
and yes thats just a screen shot, nothing special.

I cant find my "real life" board so I just been keeping track on that site, and then saving a screen shot to keep up to date.

what did you think of my last move B-g5, seemed good last night, don't like it this morning. haha

this morning I will go with N b1-d2
[attachment=o259229]
:stoned:

Weezard
11-10-2010, 07:45 PM
Hey weez, nope didnt ask the guy about the little chess board illustration. Although Im pretty sure you just have to have two seperate accounts, and then save the game when done.

I just went here, Analysis Board, PGN Editor, Chess Diagram Tool - Chess.com (http://www.chess.com/analysis-board-editor.html)
and yes thats just a screen shot, nothing special.

I cant find my "real life" board so I just been keeping track on that site, and then saving a screen shot to keep up to date.

what did you think of my last move B-g5, seemed good last night, don't like it this morning. haha

That's funny, I liked it jus' fine.:)

this morning I will go with N b1-d2
[attachment=o259229]
:stoned:

'bout time.
Poor knight was scratchin' at da screen door.:)

I just hit the site header and looked fo' editor downloads.
There it was.
Free too!

They have all kine tools in there.:cool:
Including algorithms I was unaware of.:thumbsup:

Wasted months waiting for a game here, when I could have been kicking the snot out of Little Off n onnie, off-line.:D

That said, the hyper-modern openings seem to need hyper-modern response.
They fail miserably against common sense and logical developement.

Just an observation from a guy that only knows one opening all the way through.
Never bothered to try to memorize them.
I rely on basic principles for my openings.

Move each pieces, only once, to the most effective square, etc.

So;

Big ol' queen to D6.

What?
Too soon?
Perhaps.:cool:

Aloha

W.

Weezard
11-10-2010, 07:54 PM
I live oahu 6 years, whatabout yourself weez? You ever play chess in waiks.

I have not.
We live, Beeg Guy's Land.

No wanna get all elitest, but I can not stand "Wahoo" and especially "Lulu".
We call it L.A.-west.

We spoiled.:D

Aloha,
Weeze

MimbresValley
11-10-2010, 08:23 PM
you wanna do an online game?

MimbresValley
11-10-2010, 08:34 PM
Ill go P e2-e4

was thinking of taking the knight on f6, but e4 is calling my name.

I am MimbresValley over on chess.com as well.

MimbresValley
11-10-2010, 09:07 PM
I have not.
We live, Beeg Guy's Land.

No wanna get all elitest, but I can not stand "Wahoo" and especially "Lulu".
We call it L.A.-west.

We spoiled.:D

Aloha,
Weeze

Yeah, I lived in honolulu, way to many people, like a concrete jungle.
I tried living northshore, but no work, so townside I ended up.

whats the plant limit big isle, you guys can have more plants yah?

When I lived oahu it was 3 mature plants, 4 immature and one ounce usable marijuana per mature plant.

Whats the surf like big isle, I never made it over.

Weezard
11-10-2010, 11:22 PM
Ill go P e2-e4

was thinking of taking the knight on f6, but e4 is calling my name.

I am MimbresValley over on chess.com as well.

P A7 - A6

E4 was da bes' choice IMO.

W.

Weezard
11-10-2010, 11:38 PM
Yeah, I lived in honolulu, way too many people, like a concrete jungle.
I tried living northshore, but no work, so townside I ended up.

whats the plant limit big isle, you guys can have more plants yah?

Sadly, no.
We do have the most blue cards though.:jointsmile:

When I lived oahu it was 3 mature plants, 4 immature and one ounce usable marijuana per mature plant.

It's State law, same for all Islands.

Whats the surf like big isle, I never made it over.

This island is relatively new land.
So, we lack sand.

Rocks we got, sharp, n big.
They will shred you like Kailua pig
An' we get some serious currents onna west shore Bro'.
So, ya gotta go pro, or jus' no go.:)

What prompted you to move mainland?

Aloha,
Wee

Weezard
11-10-2010, 11:43 PM
you wanna do an online game?


Maybe when we finish this one.:cool:

A.
W.

MimbresValley
11-11-2010, 12:11 AM
Well I grew up in New Mexico, and I had a tile co. I started, got to travel a bit, hit hawaii, said surfing is where its at. Moved to hawaii to surf, :stoned:
Owned a small condo in new mexico, needed work, came back about a year and half ago, met a girl and got stuck here for a bit, I plan on comming back to the islands someday soon, or at least somewhere I can surf, Miss it to much.
Hawaii had a lot of good and bad things, Im an alright surfer, don't think im a kook at least, hahaha.

North shore for me, 4-6ft is killer, I mostly surfed off the wall, & chuns. Ill go out when a little bigger, but thats getting epic, other places on the oahu larger waves just didnt seem as heavy as the north shore.

MimbresValley
11-11-2010, 12:17 AM
n-d2-b3

*edit
think I just lost a pawn.

MimbresValley
11-11-2010, 12:29 AM
http://www.chess.com/js/tiny_mce/plugins/chessdiagram/images/insert-game.gif

Weezard
11-11-2010, 12:40 AM
n-d2-b3

*edit
think I just lost a pawn.

Even though it's prolly a clever pawn sacrifice, I don't see it from here.
But, you gave up your first-move advantage when you moved the queen's knight twice!
And, I'm keen to see how it plays out.
So, P X P.

Movin' right along.

Weeze

Weezard
11-11-2010, 12:44 AM
http://www.chess.com/js/tiny_mce/plugins/chessdiagram/images/insert-game.gif

Place holder?

Yeah, I didn't have much luck with posting diagrams either.:(

Aloha,
Wee

MimbresValley
11-11-2010, 05:43 AM
busy night, will post a move in the morning, I had no clever pawn sacrifice :(
Hopefully I can rally a couple good moves in the am

MimbresValley
11-11-2010, 03:11 PM
PxP

(d3xe4)

Weezard
11-11-2010, 09:59 PM
PxP

(d3xe4)




N X P
En guard.

Weeze

(psst, da bishop fork, no gonna work.):D

MimbresValley
11-11-2010, 11:10 PM
Bg5 x Be7

Weezard
11-11-2010, 11:53 PM
Bg5 x Be7



Q X B

A.
W.

MimbresValley
11-12-2010, 02:33 AM
N on f3 to d4

Weezard
11-12-2010, 08:40 AM
N on f3 to d4

P @ F4 - F5

Tol' ya:D

W.

MimbresValley
11-12-2010, 11:46 AM
.. hmm
Im lost on your last move, you hit the wrong letter?

Weezard
11-12-2010, 09:07 PM
.. hmm
Im lost on your last move, you hit the wrong letter?

Sorry 'bout that.

I just turned the board around again :stoned:.
It's KBP - KB4

Just tryin' to keep my queen from gettin forked-up.
I'm starting to appreciate the value of a fianchetto now.

(In silly notation, it's F7 - F5 .
Boom!
Sunk a patrol boat.:D)

Wee -(The ancient marinator.)- 'zard

MimbresValley
11-12-2010, 09:52 PM
Hey buddy, I was pretty sure that was it just making sure. give me five. and ill have a move for you.

MimbresValley
11-12-2010, 09:57 PM
[attachment=o259352]N x c6

MimbresValley
11-12-2010, 09:58 PM
and after you move its 0-0

MimbresValley
11-12-2010, 10:00 PM
Im guessing we are here now.[attachment=o259353]

Weezard
11-12-2010, 10:04 PM
[attachment=o259352]N x c6


P X N

AKA, B7 - C6:)

W.

Weezard
11-12-2010, 10:10 PM
Im guessing we are here now.[attachment=o259353]

Quite right!
Guess I'd better castle too.

0 - 0

W.

MimbresValley
11-12-2010, 10:15 PM
B x e4

MimbresValley
11-12-2010, 10:16 PM
no need worry about da fork now.
:stoned:

MimbresValley
11-12-2010, 10:18 PM
[attachment=o259354]

Slevinkal
11-12-2010, 10:27 PM
Weez, Mim, I wanna play the winner...

I know the game well just never called moves like such, may hafta hold my hand a bit here :D

MimbresValley
11-12-2010, 10:33 PM
if you look at the diagram I posted up you can see the letters and numbers:thumbsup:

then just go e2-e4 e7-e5, g1-f3 b8-c6, f1-b5
that would be the ruy lopez.

MimbresValley
11-12-2010, 10:35 PM
I miss my bishop already, =(

Weezard
11-12-2010, 11:09 PM
I miss my bishop already, =(

Not yet!

I move;
P X B

Now Ya do!

You expected that, as I see from the diagram.

Also looks like your reply will be Q - Q4
aka, D1 - D4.

That being the case, my smartest move is
P - K4
aka, E3 - E4 -En Guard

I'm going to post both notations of each move.
That should help anyone lolo enough to try to follow this game.:D

Got yer pawn back, eh?:)

Aloha,
Weeze

Howzit Slevinkal?
Jump right in the water's fine.:thumbsup:

Use whatever notation you wish, we'll catch up.;)

E komo mai!
Weeze

MimbresValley
11-12-2010, 11:17 PM
lolo's are going to be confused,

actually weezard went e6-e5 lol

weez i usually play white, ill be doing the same when we switch sides.:thumbsup:

MimbresValley
11-12-2010, 11:17 PM
ill go q x e4

Weezard
11-12-2010, 11:44 PM
ill go q x e4

e7 - f6, I think.

But Q - Kb3 is accurate.:D

Whee!
Weeze

MimbresValley
11-12-2010, 11:58 PM
oh I see, so when doing the second notation you just did, both players are on the 1 side.
if that makes sense.

p - f3

MimbresValley
11-12-2010, 11:59 PM
good move , the last one, i must say

Slevinkal
11-13-2010, 12:02 AM
if you look at the diagram I posted up you can see the letters and numbers:thumbsup:

then just go e2-e4 e7-e5, g1-f3 b8-c6, f1-b5
that would be the ruy lopez.

Oh, I understand Kt-E3 but the Weez's moves is whats screwing w my Vit-T loaded brain :pimp:

Weezard
11-13-2010, 12:48 AM
oh I see, so when doing the second notation you just did, both players are on the 1 side.
if that makes sense.

p - f3


Kinda.
In classic notation, each player counts from their 1st rank towards the opposition.
That's what throws me with the grid notation.

However, I should have typed;

Black: Queen to King's bishop's 3

(Not gonna happen, I'm way too lazy fo' dat.:D)

So, we "shorthand" Q - Kb3
It is understood that it's Black's Queen and Black's King side bishop's file.

Once understood, one can mentally "see" the moves without referring to a grid for co-ordinates.

I once played a 40 move game in my head because we had no board, or light, or paper, or clothes.
Had to shout the moves through a 4" vent hole in the back of the cell.
Long story.


So I will address your Pawn to Kb3, with;

Qb - Kb4 En Guard!

aka: C1 - F5

And thanks fo' da kudos, but it was the only decent move I had.
You have done remarkable damage with a very odd opening.

Does it have a name, or didja jus' "wing it" :)


Aloha,
Wee

Weezard
11-13-2010, 12:51 AM
Oh, I understand Kt-E3 but the Weez's moves is whats screwing w my Vit-T loaded brain :pimp:


:D That's why we call it "stoner chess", yah?

:stoned:If ya read back a ways, you'll see I screwed up plenty.:stoned:
Havin' fun is my goal, winning is just frosting on da cake.:jointsmile:

Aloha,
Weeze

Slevinkal
11-13-2010, 12:56 AM
I once played a 40 move game in my head because we had no board, or light, or paper, or clothes.
Had to shout the moves through a 4" vent hole in the back of the cell.
Long story.


I been there! LOL 'Cept we had paper...


:D That's why we call it "stoner chess", yah?


:D

I'll let ya'll game on now, but I still want dibbs on winner...

Horsemanrocks
11-13-2010, 02:57 AM
Had to shout the moves through a 4" vent hole in the back of the cell.

I knew it!
I knew it!
I knew it!
I knew it!
I knew it!

I only post here so that it??s perfectly clear to everybody that I don??t have a life of my own.

HMR

Weezard
11-13-2010, 10:23 AM
Had to shout the moves through a 4" vent hole in the back of the cell.

I knew it!
I knew it!
I knew it!
I knew it!
I knew it!

I only post here so that it??s perfectly clear to everybody that I don??t have a life of my own.

HMR

What?!
TMI on da PTSD?:D
What gave it away?

I was a political prisoner, then got tossed in solitary for being, well, political.:D
(Ah, to be young n stupid again.);)
Fortunately, I can take a joke, so I passed the time playing chess.:)

I'd guess there's some color to your past as well.:rastasmoke:

Rock-on!

Wee.

MimbresValley
11-13-2010, 03:04 PM
well Its a variation on the benko opening g3, its usually transposes to a kings indian or kings knight defense. cant remember their names.hhaa

So when I got out of high school went to college for one semester, LOL
I had a math class I ended up dropping, but the math professor was some fucking genius, he was like 28 and already had his doctorate it math, he mentioned he like playing chess and after I dropped his class I asked if he would like to play.

We played about 50 games that semester I only won once, when he ran out of time.
LOL.

the g3 was his favorite move, and he would almost always play it.
Granted this was like 8years ago, whatt I remember him saying about the game was

The opening works more on an indirect control of the center as opposed to a e4, or d4 or night opening.
Later when the center opens up more the bishop is on a powerful square controlling the diagonal. He was also big on castling early,
Its important to not get a "bad bishop" when playing this.
He would also go by points, for instance if I lost two pawns, even early in the game, he would say you have already lost.

2 advantages equates to a win, unless you make a mistake to negate it.
He was always talking about time, space, shit I can't remember what else he would say, im real sporadic when it comes to playing chess, I have only played a hanful of times the couple years, and just started getting back into playing a couple months ago.

I also have greatly enjoyed this game we are playiner here.

to me this has been more fun than just logging onto a site and playing.

MimbresValley
11-13-2010, 03:15 PM
as for chess notation, had to google it this morning, cause I cant remember jack about the different ones.
So after a little reading, I guess I like abbreviated algerbraic notation, but sometimes I slip in a full algerbraic notation.

The other notation is descriptive, and it confuses me.
Here is what a board looks like when doing the descriptive notation.

[attachment=o259369]

Have you ever seen those strange letters and numbers listed in chess books and chess news articles? You were looking at chess notation. Chess notation is the written language of the game used to record matches fully. They are also used in instruction on how to play chess in books and tutorials.
Chess notation come in three basic forms, namely: Algebraic Notation, Descriptive Notation and Forsyth Notation. Let us look at each in turn.
Algebraic Notation
This chess notation type is the standard method of recording games. The vertical lines or files are named after letters of the alphabet, a-h with a starting at the queen's side and h at the king's side. Horizontal lines are numbered 1-8 with 1 at white's back rank and 8 as black's back rank.
8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 A B C D E F G H
Symbols
K - King, Q - Queen, R - Rook, N - Knight, B - Bishop, O-O - Castle Short, O-O-O - Castle Long, + - Check, # or ++ - Checkmate
The square b1, therefore, refers to a white knight's home square. A move of e7-e5 refers to the black king's pawn advancing by two squares.
There two variations of the Algebraic Notation type: full and abbreviated. In the full notation, both the source square and arrival square are indicated; in the abbreviated version, only the latter is given. An exception to this is when two chessmen of the same kind can move to the same square; then the starting file or rank of the moving man is shown. s Full Abbreviated 3. a2-a3 a3 7. Bc1-e3 Be3 8. Qd1xg4 Qxg4
Descriptive Notation
The Descriptive Notation type will strike new players as easier to use than the Algebraic Notation. Here the locators are relative to the player's viewpoint. The files are the same for black and white, but the ranks run in opposite directions.
Each file is named after the piece in it and the monarch ruling that side. As you know, one side of the board is the king's side; the other is the queen's side. The file with the knights in it is the QN or QKN or queen's knight file. But the ranks differ so that white's QN3 is black's QN6.
For instance, white's KR2 refers to h7 in Algebraic Notation and to black's KR7.
1 8 2 - Black's ranks 7 3 6 4 5 5 4 6 White's ranks - 3 7 2 8 1 QR QN QB Q K KB KN KR
Forsythe Notation
The Forsyth Notation gives a quick review of chess board positions. Each rank is written from left to right (queen's side to king's side) and all chessmen are shown including pawns (which are omitted in standard notation).
A line of
3Bn2P/
� means three blank squares on the queen's side followed by a white bishop, immediately followed by a black knight, two more blank squares and a white pawn. This is only a partial notation; there must be eighth segments separated by slashes to describe the whole board which has eight ranks.
Symbols (white uppercase, black lowercase)
P, p Pawn R, r Rook B, b Bishop N, n Knight Q, q Queen K, k king / End of line # Any number means empty squares
To be able to record and review games in these various chess notations is a vital part of your chess education. You will notice different books and tutorials use different methods, so it is well you become acquainted with all of them. Besides, it's a nice way to impress your family and friends!

Slevinkal
11-13-2010, 04:02 PM
as for chess notation...

GREAT!!!

Seeing as I've already been reading basically non-stop lately, cannabis cultivation, genetics, breeding, catcher in the rye, under the dome, and a few others I'm full of new info...

Thanks for making my eyes bleed :D

Weezard
11-13-2010, 08:27 PM
as for chess notation, had to google it this morning, cause I cant remember jack about the different ones.
So after a little reading, I guess I like abbreviated algerbraic notation, but sometimes I slip in a full algerbraic notation.

The other notation is descriptive, and it confuses me.
Here is what a board looks like when doing the descriptive notation.

[attachment=o259369]

Have you ever seen those strange letters and numbers listed in chess books and chess news articles? You were looking at chess notation. Chess notation is the written language of the game used to record matches fully. They are also used in instruction on how to play chess in books and tutorials.
Chess notation come in three basic forms, namely: Algebraic Notation, Descriptive Notation and Forsyth Notation. Let us look at each in turn.
Algebraic Notation
This chess notation type is the standard method of recording games. The vertical lines or files are named after letters of the alphabet, a-h with a starting at the queen's side and h at the king's side. Horizontal lines are numbered 1-8 with 1 at white's back rank and 8 as black's back rank.
8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 A B C D E F G H
Symbols
K - King, Q - Queen, R - Rook, N - Knight, B - Bishop, O-O - Castle Short, O-O-O - Castle Long, + - Check, # or ++ - Checkmate
The square b1, therefore, refers to a white knight's home square. A move of e7-e5 refers to the black king's pawn advancing by two squares.
There two variations of the Algebraic Notation type: full and abbreviated. In the full notation, both the source square and arrival square are indicated; in the abbreviated version, only the latter is given. An exception to this is when two chessmen of the same kind can move to the same square; then the starting file or rank of the moving man is shown. s Full Abbreviated 3. a2-a3 a3 7. Bc1-e3 Be3 8. Qd1xg4 Qxg4
Descriptive Notation
The Descriptive Notation type will strike new players as easier to use than the Algebraic Notation. Here the locators are relative to the player's viewpoint. The files are the same for black and white, but the ranks run in opposite directions.
Each file is named after the piece in it and the monarch ruling that side. As you know, one side of the board is the king's side; the other is the queen's side. The file with the knights in it is the QN or QKN or queen's knight file. But the ranks differ so that white's QN3 is black's QN6.
For instance, white's KR2 refers to h7 in Algebraic Notation and to black's KR7.
1 8 2 - Black's ranks 7 3 6 4 5 5 4 6 White's ranks - 3 7 2 8 1 QR QN QB Q K KB KN KR
Forsythe Notation
The Forsyth Notation gives a quick review of chess board positions. Each rank is written from left to right (queen's side to king's side) and all chessmen are shown including pawns (which are omitted in standard notation).
A line of
3Bn2P/
� means three blank squares on the queen's side followed by a white bishop, immediately followed by a black knight, two more blank squares and a white pawn. This is only a partial notation; there must be eighth segments separated by slashes to describe the whole board which has eight ranks.
Symbols (white uppercase, black lowercase)
P, p Pawn R, r Rook B, b Bishop N, n Knight Q, q Queen K, k king / End of line # Any number means empty squares
To be able to record and review games in these various chess notations is a vital part of your chess education. You will notice different books and tutorials use different methods, so it is well you become acquainted with all of them. Besides, it's a nice way to impress your family and friends!


Great post, thanks!
Sounds like your mentor understood temporal advantage.
:thumbsup:

Material advantage is obvious.
Positional advantage?
It's right in your face, hard to miss.
But give up too much time to gain those 2 pawns, and a good tempo player will usually prevail.
Don't let that worry you though. It only works with a good tempo player. :)
I'm jus' a wood pusher.:(

Meanwhile, has your queen noticed the enemy bishop in her bed?:stoned:

Aloha,
Weeze

MimbresValley
11-13-2010, 09:14 PM
well I just realized I didnt post my move earlier, Duh!
lol
Q-c4 , check

Weezard
11-13-2010, 10:24 PM
well I just realized I didnt post my move earlier, Duh!
lol
Q-c4 , check



:)

K - G8

King to Rook 1
Won't be long now Slevinkal.
Looks like you'll be playing MV.
I find my forces in disarray.
He's better at this than his disclaimer would allow.

Aloha,
Weeze

MimbresValley
11-13-2010, 10:47 PM
Don't count me in just yet, end game is my weak link.

Im stuck between the N b3-a5 or N b3 -c5 N b3-d2
or one of the rooks.

MimbresValley
11-14-2010, 12:55 AM
Im going to go with R a1-d1
Was between that one and the knight to D2/
what would u have done?

Slevinkal
11-14-2010, 01:08 AM
MV, you using a program to keep track or just paper? :D

Weezard
11-14-2010, 08:55 AM
Im going to go with R a1-d1
Was between that one and the knight to D2/
what would u have done?


Zackly what you did.
Grab that open file.

a8 -e8
aka
QR - K1

Desperate times.;)

MimbresValley
11-14-2010, 12:29 PM
Analysis Board, PGN Editor, Chess Diagram Tool - Chess.com (http://www.chess.com/analysis-board-editor.html)
although if i close my browser window it vanishes. lol

R F1-e1

MimbresValley
11-14-2010, 03:44 PM
hmm if you play R x D1, my last move was a waste of tempo I would think.

Weezard
11-14-2010, 07:04 PM
hmm if you play R x D1, my last move was a waste of tempo I would think.

Respectfully, I disagree.
'cause I got no rooks on D.:D:stoned:
Last time I saw my second rook
it was chillin' out on E.

f7 - f5

KNp - KN4

You seem to me an early riser.
And so, I used to be.
Now, I let my brain awake
'fore I set my body free.:)

Aloha mornin' to ya.

Weeze

MimbresValley
11-14-2010, 11:57 PM
hey buddy just to make sure with it being your move, is this the same board you are seeing?
cause you put e I saw d, lol hope I didn't miss anything else.

so would you be moving p g7-g5?[attachment=o259445]
or is my illustration wrong?

Weezard
11-15-2010, 02:29 AM
hey buddy just to make sure with it being your move, is this the same board you are seeing?
cause you put e I saw d, lol hope I didn't miss anything else.

so would you be moving p g7-g5?[attachment=o259445]
or is my illustration wrong?

Ju's a li'l bit wrong.:)

You left off your last move which was;

"R F1-e1"

Then are you suggesting that I move g7 - g5 instead of f7 - f5?

O K, If you wish.
It's actually a better choice for me.:cool:

Ya :stoned::stoned::stoned:er. :D

Weeze

MimbresValley
11-15-2010, 02:35 AM
lol were quite the team,
yeah I generally get up around 6:30
I used to go surf early as fuck paddle out when it was still dark= )

MimbresValley
11-15-2010, 02:47 AM
Ok ill go N -c5

so after my move this would be correct yah = )
[attachment=o259460]

Weezard
11-15-2010, 03:04 AM
Ok ill go N -c5

so after my move this would be correct yah = )
[attachment=o259460]

In fact.:thumbsup:


Bishop to QB1

Bishop - c8

A.
W.

MimbresValley
11-15-2010, 03:13 AM
Yes stealth fighter status= )

I am contemplating either Rd3 or R e3, going to eat some dinner and think about it.

Weezard
11-15-2010, 03:19 AM
Yes stealth fighter status= )

I am contemplating either Rd3 or R e3, going to eat some dinner and think about it.

There's a great idea!

L8r

W.

MimbresValley
11-15-2010, 04:41 PM
thougght and thought, finally got toked up and passed out, just going with the r-d3 not sure if its the best move.

Weezard
11-15-2010, 06:07 PM
E3? D3?
Don't really matter much to me.


Black is toothless and disorganized.
When dey passed out da dumb, I super-sized
Way too dumb to know I'm pau
A good player would resign by now.

Unfortunately,

I'm not good enough to know when I'm beat.:)
An' a li'l too stubborn to admit defeat.
I'll hang in for a nother turn.
n scrap n tussle, n crash, n burn!


So;
g7 -g5

Mornin'!

Wee 'zard

MimbresValley
11-15-2010, 07:38 PM
morning weez,
don't ever give up in the end game with me, if we ever play a timed game, you will see me fall apart in the end game.

ill post a move in a bit, ill be on for awhile.
nice rhyme=)
i

MimbresValley
11-16-2010, 10:33 PM
Hi wweezie
So your move, are you moving ur pawn to h7-h5?
I closed out my little diagram window, and just threw it back together, with it being your move this is what im looking at. LOL

sorry man iv been slacking.

MimbresValley
11-16-2010, 10:53 PM
[attachment=o259561]

Weezard
11-17-2010, 02:02 AM
Hi wweezie
So your move, are you moving ur pawn to h7-h5?
I closed out my little diagram window, and just threw it back together, with it being your move this is what im looking at. LOL

sorry man iv been slacking.

Um, yeah, h7 - h5.

KRp - KR4

You've been slacking?!

I dunno my H 'es from my G 's.
L8r, Weeze

MimbresValley
11-17-2010, 04:45 AM
N c5 x p a6

Weezard
11-17-2010, 08:54 AM
N c5 x p a6

g5 - g4

KNP - KN5

MimbresValley
11-17-2010, 05:14 PM
lol R E3

Weezard
11-17-2010, 07:42 PM
lol R E3

P - e4

Not getting e-mail updates so I have to come look.

Aloha,

Wee.

MimbresValley
11-17-2010, 09:10 PM
Good move. :thumbsup:

MimbresValley
11-17-2010, 09:19 PM
too good, I think im toast.:wtf:
damn see what I mean about end games.

MimbresValley
11-17-2010, 09:36 PM
n X C7

MimbresValley
11-17-2010, 09:41 PM
[attachment=o259593]

MimbresValley
11-17-2010, 09:50 PM
where did I go wrong weezie?
I don't see anything but a loss for me.

Weezard
11-18-2010, 03:21 AM
where did I go wrong weezie?
I don't see anything but a loss for me.

Relax, my friend.
You are far from toast.:cool:

Ya got 2 pawns on me.
And, those pawns have a clear shot to the 8th rank!
A pawn promotion will win the game.:thumbsup:
All you need to do is avoid mate to take advantage of that fact.
With this mess it should be a walk.:jointsmile:

e8 - e7

R - K2

I like rooks.

Weeze

MimbresValley
11-19-2010, 01:04 AM
Hey bud just got on, thinking of a move, will post asap

MimbresValley
11-19-2010, 01:15 AM
I guess ill go R x e4
still think im toast though:)

Weezard
11-19-2010, 02:51 AM
I guess ill go R x e4
still think im toast though:)

Why?
Feelin' crumby?:D

P X P

g4 - f3

Movin' right along.

Aloha,
Weeze

MimbresValley
11-19-2010, 03:12 AM
Hi buddy

Weezard
11-19-2010, 03:30 AM
Hi buddy

Howzit?
Got a reply yet?

If you care about win/lose a lot, I'll be just as happy to resign and give you a win.

Ainokea, honestly.
I'm kind of a Ronin about dat.

Aloha,
Weeze

MimbresValley
11-19-2010, 03:32 AM
I resign, Great Game Weezie= ) I really enjoyed it!:thumbsup:

MimbresValley
11-19-2010, 03:34 AM
wanna start another one on chess.com or pogo?

MimbresValley
11-19-2010, 03:39 AM
I could have possibly played R f4?
or was that it?

Weezard
11-20-2010, 11:00 PM
I resign, Great Game Weezie= ) I really enjoyed it!:thumbsup:

Mahalo nui.
Been fun!

And since you asked;

"where did I go wrong weezie?"

Short answer?
You didn't "go wrong".
You played a beautiful positional/material, game.:cool:

I played this one for "temporal advantage".

Gave you a pawn to negate the "first move advantage"
Then traded a piece that had been moved once, for a piece of equal value, except it had been moved more than once.:)

That gave me a one move advantage time wise.
You actually played very well, you just ran short of time in the end game.
You had superior position, just not enough time to exploit that fact.

I usually play my first game that way.
(Even masters fall prey to an unexpected tempo game.:upsidedow)

I do not really play to win.
I jus' play for the patterns, the webs of force, the beauty of the game.
It is nusic to me.

Prolly lose mo' dan half my games when the "right move" is less esthetically pleasing to me than the "wrong move".:D

Not in it for trophies.
In it for the "dance".

I see Slevinkal standin in da wings.
How 'bout, you an' him play?
Jus' lemme watch an' kibbitz.

Den, I'll play da winner, or da most willing, ainokea.:rastasmoke:

Aloha Y'all
Wee Itty 'zard

Slevinkal
11-20-2010, 11:09 PM
QUITTERS!!!

LOL

:D

MimbresValley
11-20-2010, 11:25 PM
yes I like play some fast games, we have to do the online thing soon.

Slevinkal
12-02-2010, 12:36 AM
Did ya'll start another game elsewhere?

Weezard
12-02-2010, 01:01 AM
Did ya'll start another game elsewhere?


Nope, I jus' ran out of spare time for a while.
And, I thought MV was waiting for you to challenge him.
He's fun to play, you'll enjoy.:)

Aloha,
Weezard

Slevinkal
12-02-2010, 01:07 AM
Ya, unfortunately I had to rain-check it cause my net was gonna get cut for a bit but I'm back working again and paid the damn bill LOL

A few days offline and 17 pages of posts later.....

Weezard
05-26-2012, 05:10 AM
Bump

jiggsaw
05-26-2012, 06:44 AM
Chess is too hard to learn.

Eons
07-10-2012, 01:14 PM
il play someone in a game of chess