Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"

[DreadedHermie]

Back to QB3, then. :D

[Weezard]

B - K6!

To pin and crook da rook perhaps.:jointsmile:

Aloha,

Weezard

[DreadedHermie]

N - QB3, then. A fine spot, nonetheless. :stoned:

[Weezard]

N - QB3, then. A fine spot, nonetheless. :stoned:

Fine?
Yes indeed.
But, you are already there.
Since post #1501

W.

[DreadedHermie]

Ooop, something's screwy. The last two posts didn't show up...

[Weezard]

Ooop, something's screwy. The last two posts didn't show up...


Yours, or mine?:D

[oldmac]

Hey Weez & DH;

How's everybody doing?
Sorry that I have not been around for awhile, but it was due to things beyond my control....been in and out of the hospital a couple of times :(, and when I got out last time I needed some 24hr nursing and because of where I live, I needed to stay at my son's house.

I'm back, feeling good, looking forward to a killa LED build soon.:thumbsup:

I'll be typing more at you soon.

[Weezard]

You were missed!
Welcome back.

Weeze

[DreadedHermie]

Yours, or mine?
One of each..1501, 1502.
N - KB5

Hey, Mac. Glad to have ya back. :hippy:

[Weezard]

One of each..1501, 1502.
N - KB5

Hey, Mac. Glad to have ya back. :hippy:
B X R check!

K X B - only logical choice.

B X N

P X B - Again, what else?.

N - Q5

Hope ya don't mind the time warp.

Weeze

[DreadedHermie]

Hope ya don't mind the time warp.

No problem. Seems like the opening kinda builds a house of cards, and when somebody pulls out a card the house collapses according to the established lines of force.

I reread "en passant" so I don't make un faux pas on dat one.
P - KN4 to back my lonely pawn. Prolly good money after bad...;)

[Weezard]

No problem. Seems like the opening kinda builds a house of cards, and when somebody pulls out a card the house collapses according to the established lines of force.

I reread "en passant" so I don't make un faux pas on dat one.
P - KN4 to back my lonely pawn. Prolly good money after bad...;)

Not a bad choice.

Now it's time to roll up some big guns.
KR - K1.

Some fun!

Wee one.

[Weezard]

The Rook is basically a quiet beast, but.

Garg'n Uair Dhuisgear!

:D Weeze

[DreadedHermie]

P - KR3

She is small, but clumsy when besotten. :D

[Weezard]

QR - Kn1

Excellent riposte.:D

[Weezard]

Ultimate medical applicator to date!

Mrs. 'zard just bought me a terrific present.
I was dissappointed wit' da bong, too lazy to roll, and starting to really like the new vaporizer at 352 F.
But, still insulting my lungs on a daily basis with my beloved glass pipes.
Weef comes home from a trip to Hawi with a battery powered,
electric pipe.
[attachment=o239272]
Portable, stealth, vape.
I'm very impressed!
Magic-flight dot com for details.
This is what I've been looking for.:cool:

Enjoy,
Weeze

[DreadedHermie]

R - KB1
Thanks for the vape tip. On my to-do list. Was planning on eventually getting a purple daze, but the communication seemed iffy. Send yer $ and wait and hope, huh? Rather have something more concrete.

Sorry to be MIA lately, but you know I've sold myself back into the harness...:(

[Weezard]

R - KB1
Thanks for the vape tip. On my to-do list. Was planning on eventually getting a purple daze, but the communication seemed iffy. Send yer $ and wait and hope, huh? Rather have something more concrete.

Sorry to be MIA lately, but you know I've sold myself back into the harness...:(

P - Q4

Pivotal move.

W*ork!?
Betta you dan me. :D

Weeze

[jopedijoo]

Sorry to interrupt your chess game once again :) Could you peekaboo quickly around the corner...? I've gots problems.. Thanks!!

[DreadedHermie]

Hey, the posts after my last didn't trip the "activity on your subscribed threads" widget. I thought Weez was just layin' low, figgering I was workin' for the man every night and day. Let me go see what's goin' on...Sorry I didn't see these posts...

[Weezard]

Hey, the posts after my last didn't trip the "activity on your subscribed threads" widget. I thought Weez was just layin' low, figgering I was workin' for the man every night and day. Let me go see what's goin' on...Sorry I didn't see these posts...

Their notifier is gettin' dicey.

Weeze

[Weezard]

Hey, the posts after my last didn't trip the "activity on your subscribed threads" widget. I thought Weez was just layin' low, figgering I was workin' for the man every night and day. Let me go see what's goin' on...Sorry I didn't see these posts...

So, now that you saw them, whuddaya think?

A.
W.

[DreadedHermie]

P - KR4

[Weezard]

P - KR4
Allrighty then, here we go.
P - K5
Now the fit should hit the shan!
Weeha!

[DreadedHermie]

P - KN5

Let's see who blinks...

[Weezard]

P - KN5

Let's see who blinks...


Yes, let's do!:D

P - K6 check.

Aloha,
Itty 'zard

[Weezard]

Your last move was outstanding!
You have a shot at winning the game.
Gonna be fun figuring this out.:D

Got any Plumeria roots yet?
W. Ease

[DreadedHermie]

Roots? How d'ya tell? I saw a lady jerk a start outta the dirt to show me forming roots, which made me cringe. I've been keeping it in a pot of (barely moist) sandy soil, inside, in dim light. I'll bet they're trying to form, though. I was under the impression this takes a long time on the mainland.

(The DWC tomatoes with rocks are doing well...those roots I can see. :smokin:

Guess I've gotta move my monarch, so K -Q1

[Weezard]

P X P

[DreadedHermie]

P x P also. :D

Wonder why people wanna gild da coco. Add some perlite to enhance its "water retention?" :wtf: (fans of water retention should peep Hermie's ankles.)

[Weezard]

Got way too much perlite in my ankles also.

N - K2 dammit.;)

Weeze

[DreadedHermie]

Q2, maybe? (Hope that's a typo and my board's str8...)

[Weezard]

Q2, maybe? (Hope that's a typo and my board's str8...)


Q2 indeed!
Drank a li'l mead.

[DreadedHermie]

Knight takes Pawn. :rasta:

[Weezard]

Knight takes Bishop


The last Christmas-berry mead was a little dry but with a dollop of Pomegranate Syrup it's way too tasty.

2 sheet to a nor'easter,

Wooze

[DreadedHermie]

King x knight

Even da bossman gotta work.

Sorry for the profanity....:D

[Weezard]

King x knight

Even da bossman gotta work.

Sorry for the profanity....:D

QR - QB1

Notatall!
Arbiet macht frei, ja?:D

Aloha

Der alte Mann

[DreadedHermie]

P - KB6

Gesundheit,
der halbe Mann :D

[Weezard]

P - KB6

Gesundheit,
der halbe Mann :D

P X P

P X P ?

Then K - B1

You got too good too fast.:cool:
I'm about a micron away from resignation.

I'll hang, and hope for a major blunder.:stoned:
Isn't it time for you to bio-assay?

Aloha.
Worryin' Weeze;)

Und halbe was?:D

[DreadedHermie]

R - KR1 :pimp:

[Weezard]

R - KR1 :pimp:

Aargh!
Das was der esel viper.
Ich bin tot!

Wee, lays him doon to dee!

Black, smells de feet, an' resigns.

Very well played my friend.
Would you care to go again?

I is free,
W. Z.

[DreadedHermie]

Okay. Who's white?

Thanks for your excellent coaching, BTW. There were at least 3 opportunities for me to be distracted with capturing minor pieces (which would have cost critical tempo) that I was able to resist, thanks to your guidance. :thumbsup:

[Weezard]

P - K4

[DreadedHermie]

P - QB4 :D

[Weezard]

N - KB3

Wee.

[DreadedHermie]

P-Q3

[Weezard]

N - QB3.


Got friends staying for a fortnight, so
I'll be by on da fly ta give ya some trouble.
At least, I'll try.


Showed my old pal how to make hash the easy way yesterday.
.
118 g. seeded bud = 12.8 g. of Hawaii's bes' meds.
[attachment=o239958]
Only took one small bag of ice and about 2 hours.
Subtract the 40g. of seeds and that's a new record for resin concentration!
:yippee::woohoo:

Imagine what it would be if LEDS did work!:D

Mahalo fo' playin' "amusedacoot":D

Wee 'zard

[DreadedHermie]

Hey, a move every coupla tree days is okay with me. Take your time. I'm sposta be "on da clock" soon anyway. People can be so demanding once they start giving you $$ :D

N - QB3

[Weezard]

Hey, a move every coupla tree days is okay with me. Take your time. I'm sposta be "on da clock" soon anyway. People can be so demanding once they start giving you $$ :D

N - QB3


P - Q3

The world of the independently impoverished is much mo' free.:D

Da 'zard what is wee

[DreadedHermie]

N - KB3

[Weezard]

B - K3

[DreadedHermie]

Bishops it is. Are. Whatever. :D

B - KN5

[Weezard]

Bishops it is. Are. Whatever. :D

B - KN5

B - K2.
Atchoo!

W.

[Weezard]

V. cool
Glad you have some time.
My friends went Hilo-side today.
Took my short.
Got a free day to play.

[DreadedHermie]

P - K4

"short?"

[Weezard]

P - K4

"short?"


Q - Q2

Whutchoo gonna do?
Short = ride, wheels, woody, und so weiter.

Cah.

Weezer

[DreadedHermie]

P - KN3

All's I know, short = wino-speak for cigarette butt, as in, "Lemme get that short from ya."

As for wheels, I do da Detroit Lean:

Got my head in the glovebox,
and both eyes on my baby's thighs....:pimp::pimp:

[Weezard]

P - KN3

All's I know, short = wino-speak for cigarette butt, as in, "Lemme get that short from ya."

It's So.Cal. low rider argot
As in; Tcharp tchort mang!

As for wheels, I do da Detroit Lean:

Got my head in the glovebox,
and both eyes on my baby's thighs....:pimp::pimp:

Now for something less conventional.
B - KKn5.

Aloha,
W.

[DreadedHermie]

I spit on your "less conventional."

Well, actually, I just drooled a little. :stoned:

But my bishop captured your knight. :D

[Weezard]

I spit on your "less conventional."

Well, actually, I just drooled a little. :stoned:

But my bishop captured your knight. :D

Fair enough!

My Bishop X your knaughty knight, so there!
Wit a side look to da rook.
Druther eat da queen though.

W.

.

[DreadedHermie]

Q x B

[Weezard]

N - Q5
En Gaurde, Renard!

[DreadedHermie]

Hmmm.

Better put da queen back.

Q - Q1

[Weezard]

B X B

This is fun!

A.
W.

[DreadedHermie]

B - K2

[Weezard]

Ya jus' nevah know
who's a "front runner" cause, dey no run slow
An' who's a gambit un-aware,
da reason someone puttem dere.
Illuminatti?
Random fate?
Have I been promoted?
Or am I bait?

No pawns were harmed so far this game.
Few billion electrons were slightly inconvenienced though.
Dang! Good meds!:jointsmile:

[Weezard]

And,
furthermore.
P - KR4

Excelsior!

[DreadedHermie]

Q - Q2

I am seriously resisting the temptation to trade queens...

[Weezard]

Q - Q2

I am seriously resisting the temptation to trade queens...

P - K KN4

That would be a bad idea.
Your main problem is the central knight.

W.

[DreadedHermie]

N - Q5

[Weezard]

B - KN2
A forced fianchetto

[DreadedHermie]

2 minutes to lights out...see ya after...

[DreadedHermie]

P - QN3

[Weezard]

Thought you was off to bed.

P - QB3
Should put your knight where it want to be.;)

[Weezard]

Don't fo'get to fill out da Chloraforms A an' B.
Now he gets it yah?:S2:

P b4 S
Weeze

[DreadedHermie]

You are correct, sir. QB3 is what I meant.

I keep tryin' to fill out those chlora-forms, but I jus' get so-o-o- sleepy...

[Weezard]

N - K3
Come an' get me.

Wee Z.

[Weezard]

You are correct, sir. QB3 is what I meant.

I keep tryin' to fill out those chlora-forms, but I jus' get so-o-o- sleepy...


I was referring to da bonehead you were trying to he'p in dat udder thread.:)
Dat boi jus' no get dem pearls.:(
Make his eyes water? Priceless.

You are a patient tutor.

Weeze

[DreadedHermie]

I was referringI know. ;)

You know they've successfully crossed a donkey with an onion, don'tcha? :D


Gotta run some errands, back a bit later. Q - QN4 looked fun, just to harass ya, but you can fix it easy enough, and maybe even improve your position. So I'ma wait and think about it. Looks like another distraction...

[Weezard]

I know. ;)

You know they've successfully crossed a donkey with an onion, don'tcha? :D

Lucky fo' you!
All I got was 2 long eared onions and a Gene Shallot


Gotta run some errands, back a bit later. Q - QN4 looked fun, just to harass ya, but you can fix it easy enough, and maybe even improve your position. So I'ma wait and think about it. Looks like another distraction...

It all make ya kinda wonder
Is dat gunfire?
Issit thunder?
A fox's gambit, or a noobies blunder.:D

[DreadedHermie]

I'll go ahead and try it, then. Gimme suppim to do while you decide which side to castle on. Q - QN4 :hippy:

[Weezard]

I'll go ahead and try it, then. Gimme suppim to do while you decide which side to castle on. Q - QN4 :hippy:

That would have to cross QB3 and trample a pawn, yah

[DreadedHermie]

I thought that pawn was on QB4?

[DreadedHermie]

yamon, dat was my first move.... (P - QB4)....Q was at Q2.

[Weezard]

I thought that pawn was on QB4?

Post 1576 begs to differ.:D

[Weezard]

So, ya mean I didn't hafta move my knight?
That would be way cool.

[Weezard]

Let's back up to 1576. Your move.

[DreadedHermie]

Okay. Except I was correct on the square the first time I called it. I always had a pawn at QB4, and was making a chain with a pawn at QN3 also. I replayed the game and didn't see a problem with the knight on that move. Lemme try and make a diagram.

[DreadedHermie]

[attachment=o240091]

Here's what I have at 1576, with white to move. Whatchoo got?

[Weezard]

I see our boards agree.
At least as close as they can be.

So, now I think that we will see.
If a quiet B - KR3
Is da proper choice for me.

Or, could I, just as happily,
go barking up a different tree?

WZ

[DreadedHermie]

Is that your move, or are you weighing your pasta-bilities? :eat:

[Weezard]

B - KR3
Final answer.:D

Aloha
W.

[DreadedHermie]

N - KB6

check!

[Weezard]

N - KB6

check!

Beautiful!:thumbsup:

K - K2

N X Q!

Feels good, don't it?


K X N

And?

A.
W.

[DreadedHermie]

I thought you were gonna show me how to play a queen this game. Besides, I want to keep my knight for awhile. I'll take that unprotected KRP, though. :D

Too bad it puts him out to pasture. :hippy:

Does feel good, though. :D

[Weezard]

I thought you were gonna show me how to play a queen this game.

You still have a queen.
And I play well without one.
So, what's the worry?

Besides, I want to keep my knight for awhile. I'll take that unprotected KRP, though. :D

Do you think that wise.
Did you smell bait?:)

Too bad it puts him out to pasture. :hippy:


Does feel good, though. :D

We all remember our first fork fondly.:D
So, what's yer "no feel sorry for ol' fool" move?

Ol' fool finest kine.

[BlueBlazer]

We all remember our first fork fondly.:D


Our first skewer isn't so bad either . . . :D

:thumbsup:

[Weezard]

Aloha BB

What's your "take" on da game so far?

Da Weeze

[BlueBlazer]

What game? :D

I'm not paying any attention to the game. Just enjoying the witty byplay. :thumbsup:

[DreadedHermie]

Hey, Blazer--was'happnin?

Weez, if you insist I lose my knight you can keep your crummy pawn. :D

For now... :D

If: N x Q

K x N

Then: B - Q1 :D :lol5:

[Weezard]

What can I say?
Had an appetite fo' knight.
An' I'll trade da queen fo' gasoline.

What's more...
P - QR4.
:D

It's just a flesh wound.
Zardley

[DreadedHermie]

B x P :rastasmoke:

Hermie the Heinous takes no prisoners. The wounded are slain where they lay. Battlefield surgeons hover nearby with leeches and mole-ass poutices....to no avail. :(

[Weezard]

B x P :rastasmoke:

Hermie the Heinous takes no prisoners. The wounded are slain where they lay. Battlefield surgeons hover nearby with leeches and mole-ass poutices....to no avail. :(

P - QB3
Beeg hurry.
Late for da fray, he say.

"Aino sked u!:jointsmile:"


Da Weeze

[DreadedHermie]

B x P

Just tidying up....:D

p-o-u-l-t-i-c-e. Hermie needs a proofreader.

(Hermie needs a lap dance, too, but let's not get ahead of ourselves...:dance:

[BlueBlazer]

...Hermie needs a lap dance, too, but let's not get ahead of ourselves...:dance:

lmfao :thumbsup:

That's not getting ahead of yourself! Prioritize, always have to prioritize. :D

[Weezard]

B x P

Just tidying up....:D

p-o-u-l-t-i-c-e. Hermie needs a proofreader.

(Hermie needs a lap dance, too, but let's not get ahead of ourselves...:dance:


Din't get no head? Drat!
Might have gotten, jus a li'l behin' in da mean time, pawn gobbler.:)


N - KB6 - check.

Now you can stop feelin' sorry for da ol' fool, yah?:rastasmoke:

Alo Ha

T90 <dodders away, nattering>

[Weezard]

If I may?

... K- don't matter

If B1, Owie!
Knight escape, back to lake.:D

So Q1 or K2.

N X Q

K X N

P - KN5 check.

And we now have a fascinating end game ahead.
Look at the balance!
It almost sings.

And that, is how one uses a Queen my friend.:)

Gotta run, more drivel, later.

Weeze

[DreadedHermie]

Crap! I kept reminding myself to keep that square protected, noting that I was one move away from the same fork I 'stuck you' with. Short term what? :hippy:

K2 is where I'll go with my king. Links my rooks and puts a little more cannon fodder in front of da king. And he can support the pawn chains after my next move: K - KB2

Most important, symmetry is maintained. :D (A yin/yang smiley would work here; I imagine I'll find it with the Coco and Michigan MMJ fora... :pimp:)

Your move. :cool:

[Weezard]

Crap! I kept reminding myself to keep that square protected, noting that I was one move away from the same fork I 'stuck you' with. Short term what? :hippy:

K2 is where I'll go with my king. Links my rooks and puts a little more cannon fodder in front of da king. And he can support the pawn chains after my next move: K - KB2

Most important, symmetry is maintained. :D (A yin/yang smiley would work here; I imagine I'll find it with the Coco and Michigan MMJ fora... :pimp:)

Your move. :cool:

Um, what!

That's 2 moves an' one is un-legal.:D

Weeze

[DreadedHermie]

And that, is how one uses a Queen my friend.

Dude, you "used" my queen. (That's a gentle way to put it...)

[DreadedHermie]

So Q1 or K2.

K2

N X Q

K X N

P - KN5 check.

Den King moves outta check to KB2, and it's your move...??

[Weezard]

Den King moves outta check to KB2, and it's your move...??

Doesn't your pesky pawn at KB2 get underfoot?:)

[Weezard]

Dude, you "used" my queen. (That's a gentle way to put it...)

She loved it!
She keeps calling me now.

:rastasmoke:

[Weezard]

Either road, My next move is QR - KB1
You will note that a King on your KB2 would pin and win your bishop with this move.

Weeze

[DreadedHermie]

Nuts! QB2. I marked the board with a sharpie back when I first got it. I was making so many miscalls we could hardly play...I jes' marked a few of the red squares, when I was playing White. So now I'm looking at these things upside down, and I guess I subconsciously "decided" to flip them...QB1 is marked...it's just upside down... :i feel stupid:

[Weezard]

Nuts! QB2. I marked the board with a sharpie back when I first got it. I was making so many miscalls we could hardly play...I jes' marked a few of the red squares, when I was playing White. So now I'm looking at these things upside down, and I guess I subconsciously "decided" to flip them...QB1 is marked...it's just upside down... :i feel stupid:

I do da same t'ing all time.
Now I got post- its.:)

(Odd, that kept trying to be posi tits.
Didn't know there was traction involved.)
What are you doing up this late?

Weeze.

[DreadedHermie]

OK, we crossed in the mail. So B - KN5. Sorry for the apparent Liz Dexsia, I actually do knot no here. :stoned:

[Weezard]

OK, we crossed in the mail. So B - KN5. Sorry for the apparent Liz Dexsia, I actually do knot no here. :stoned:

R X P check

[DreadedHermie]

I have sleep disorders. :(

Makes w*rk doubly challenging.

[DreadedHermie]

K- Q1
crossed agin...

[Weezard]

K- Q1
crossed agin...

R - Q2 check:D

All in fun.

Weeze

[DreadedHermie]

Didn't know there was traction involved.)

"Friction" I've heard of.
K - K1

I almost called that wrong. Der.

[Weezard]

"Friction" I've heard of.
K - K1

I almost called that wrong. Der.

Indeed!
A step to da lef" would have lost both your rooks.

R - KN1

W.

[DreadedHermie]

Hey, cdot "stopped responding" on my end and I couldn't post. But I can't get your rook from Q2 to KN1. That would also put me in check (?)


R - Q2 check
Maybe I got this wrong. I put your rook on my Q2. (I have your king on your Q2.)

Dang bubble. :stoned:

[Weezard]

Hey, cdot "stopped responding" on my end and I couldn't post. But I can't get your rook from Q2 to KN1. That would also put me in check (?)


Maybe I got this wrong. I put your rook on my Q2. (I have your king on your Q2.)

Dang bubble. :stoned:

This game, is a work of art.:)

I wrote a long explaination last night, but da forum got hinky and ate it.:mad:
On the third try, I guess I kept it too short to be understood.:(

That there, is my KR.
Jus' put it back where it was, Q7, and move my QR from QR1 to KN1

(A few posts back, I warned ya 'bout dis one. "Either road, My next move is QR - KB1")

I'm tryin' to protect my only pawn on a black square at KN5.

Figured you might attack it and give check in the bargain.
That would make me put my king where I'd like him to be anyway, but I no wanna give up dat pawn.


(That's what I meant by the "free ride" hint.)
Jus' a li'l side-step in da plan, man.


I'm presently using da KR to cripple both your rooks and harrass your king.
Jus leave da KR on my Q7 while I mug your bishop wit' my QR.
:D
Are you seeing the poetry of the game now?:jointsmile:
I was trying to show how to BEST use a Queen.

Most books advise holding her in reserve and then un-leasing her power on a sparsely populated board.
You brought her out early, so, rather than take her and leave a partial lesson. I neutralized her for many moves with a knight threat.

Your queen was seriously under-employed by having her strength squandered on a static threat.

(During that time she had time invested for her development but had less power than a bishop.:))

Then I traded my queen, for your gasoline.:cool:

Then used that gained tempo to avenge my queen and hammer your king. :thumbsup:

It is a risky business.

If you lose momentum in da middle of a coup,
it does not go well for you. - W.:asskick:

Hint;
Grab the lead from white, and run with it.
You can still win this game if you manage that.:hippy:


Darn good bubble, I'd say!:stoned:
Pharmaceuticaly, we were on da same page last night, and da post crosses got confusin'.:jointsmile:


Dang! I like the quick play though.
(Train of thought and all for several moves)
When ya really retire, I'll shoot ya a VPN port into my home net for a real time game.

Mahalo nui ya "wood pusher"

Weezard

[Weezard]

I'll take snaps sideways from now on.
[attachment=o240357]
Den we can flip 'em eider way.:cool:

How many snaps did it take fo' me to figure dat out? <sigh>

(no wanna get old):mad:

Weeze:D

[Weezard]

OK, we crossed in the mail. So B - KN5. Sorry for the apparent Liz Dexsia, I actually do knot no here. :stoned:

Just an FYI

When you said;
"OK, we crossed in the mail. So B - KN5. Sorry for the apparent Liz Dexsia, I actually do knot no here. :stoned: "

I moved it to KN6 instead 'cause a black bishop is so confused:confused: on a white square, yah?:giggity:

Ball's in your court.:)

Wee 'zard

[Weezard]

Drat!
"Jus' put it back where it was, Q7, and move my QR from QR1 to KN1

Um, meant from where ever I actually left my QR, to Kn1.:stoned:.

W. ake n bake:jointsmile:

[DreadedHermie]

Most books advise holding her in reserve and then un-leasing her power on a sparsely populated board.

You brought her out early, so, rather than take her and leave a partial lesson. I neutralized her for many moves with a knight threat.

Your queen was seriously under-employed by having her strength squandered on a static threat.

That helps, thanks. Every time I threw her in early da sharks chased her. I figgered if she just putta toe in da drink...

But she's so valuable it's a bargain for your opponent to sacrifice virtually any piece, and some combinations, to take her. Hard to defend against a sewer-side attack.

Sorry, I shoulda been keeping up on the diagrams / pics as well...things were actually going good until the temporal deck started getting shuffled..but I got that new 'puter :cool: and half my crap's plugged into it, half into the old PC. Inconvenient till I get things settled in better. The only internet access is via the "work" computer 'cos Goddess needed the router in her lair.


Darn good bubble, I'd say! Goddess turned into Queen Elizabeth for awhile, but she changed back, so I guess mine's not THAT strong.... :abduct:

B - KB5 check! And, yeah, I miscalled that other bishop move, too. :stoned:

[Weezard]

That helps, thanks. Every time I threw her in early da sharks chased her. I figgered if she just putta toe in da drink...

But she's so valuable it's a bargain for your opponent to sacrifice virtually any piece, and some combinations, to take her. Hard to defend against a sewer-side attack.

Better to immobilize, than capture her.
Usually less expensive too.

But the real lesson was.
Most opponents can not resist a queen sacrifice.
Even when they know it must be bait.
In this case, it set up a harmless looking pawn gambit.:D


Sorry, I shoulda been keeping up on the diagrams / pics as well...things were actually going good until the temporal deck started getting shuffled..but I got that new 'puter :cool: and half my crap's plugged into it, half into the old PC. Inconvenient till I get things settled in better. The only internet access is via the "work" computer 'cos Goddess needed the router in her lair.

Goddess turned into Queen Elizabeth for awhile, but she changed back, so I guess mine's not THAT strong.... :abduct:

B - KB5 check! And, yeah, I miscalled that other bishop move, too. :stoned:

K - QB3
Mahalo.
Gone need my king dere to Bus' up da pawn chain later.

Here's dat cricket-el move I was going on about.
Have at me!:rasta:


Aloha.
Whee zard

[DreadedHermie]

P - KR3

[Weezard]

R X P @(Q6)

[DreadedHermie]

R - KN1

Hey, I found something that might help my eccentric friend with his grafting project. :weedpoke: I don't understand the orientation of the cuts / grafts, though...the bold section. (This is from the old Marijuana Botany by Clarke.) Can you figure out what he's trying to describe? I can't picture it. Maybe this has been de-bunked, because I'm not too thrilled at the prospects for a second scion's survival higher up the same stem without a recovery period. Until I understand the technique he's describing, at least...thanks...:thumbsup:


Grafting of Cannabis is very simple. Several seedlings can be grafted together into one to produce very interesting specimen plants. One procedure starts by planting one seed ling each of several separate strains close together in the same container, placing the stock (root plant) for the cross in the center of the rest. When the seedlings are four weeks old they are ready to be grafted. A diagonal cut is made approximately half-way through the stock stem and one of the scion (shoot) seedlings at the same level. The cut portions are slipped together such that the inner cut surfaces are touching. The joints are held with a fold of cellophane tape. A second scion from an adjacent seedling may be grafted to the stock higher up the stem. After two weeks, the unwanted portions of the grafts are cut away. Eight to twelve weeks are needed to complete the graft, and the plants are maintained in a mild environment at all times. As the graft takes, and the plant begins to grow, the tape falls off.

[Weezard]

P X P!

Varum?

If, B X P then,

R X P!

Wins a Rook, or at least a Bishop.
:)

House of cards...

That grafting info looks very familier.
I read that and the hops grafting t'ing around the same time, or not.
I'm un-stuck in time alla time, so...
No can say.
Only works in veg. though.

Dang!
Still bubblin', typing is hard.:stoned:

So.
Lest I furthur digress.
My final answer is,
P X P!

Muahahaha!
The cruel and powerful Weeze
(Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain);)

[DreadedHermie]

P - KN4
:stoned:

[Weezard]

B - KB5

:stoned:er.

GD BH!:thumbsup:

Queen who?

Wee

[Weezard]

Re-did the roof and moved it to da lanai.
[attachment=o240458]

The gals in da sink are in a bubba bucket DWCoco.
Started dem unner LEDs
[attachment=o240463]
Started a patch inna ground at the same time with drip irrigation.
Wanna see if my bucket can outgrow Volcanic soil.

So far, too close to call.

Weeze

[DreadedHermie]

K - K2

The stems on the left plant look bright red on my monitor. How'd ya do dat?

[Weezard]

K - K2

The stems on the left plant look bright red on my monitor. How'd ya do dat?

R - K6 Check!


Good idea!
Gettin' off rank 1

Red?
That's the strain.
Got Blueberry in her.
She's the one with the pink pistils too.
Really nice "autumn colors" on 'er.

That, or I hosed the PH and locked out Phosphorus. :D

Eider.:)
Ainokea.:rastasmoke:
She be a tasty beast.:jointsmile:

Aloha,

Weeze

[DreadedHermie]

That, or I hosed the PH and locked out Phosphorus.

dude u no u got cold tempacher & no nitergun. :rasta:

K - KB2

[Weezard]

B - KN4

That should lock her up.:)


W.

[DreadedHermie]

QR - K1 :smokin:

[Weezard]

QR - K1 :smokin:

Bold!

But pricey.

R X R

[DreadedHermie]

K x R

I re-thought this one. Was gonna try and keep the king off the back wall, and avoid backtracking by taking R x R. Think I gotta do dis, though. Good thing the Cdot was down...:stoned:

[Weezard]

R - R1

Might prove to be fun.:cool:

Howzit?

Weeze

[DreadedHermie]

K - KB1

Howzit? Busy, busy, as dey say.
Makin' sure I get enough beta carotene. :thumbsup:
[attachment=o240603]

[Weezard]

:S2:

Anything less than Alpha-carotene is un-acceptable.

P - R7

Company gone!
Been fun.

Howzit witchoose guys?


Aloha
King Elizabeth:stoned::stoned::stoned:

[DreadedHermie]

We's a'ight. :thumbsup: Gettin' busy (I was actually answering your "Howzit," and your Vonnegut reference :D).

K - KN2

[Weezard]

We's a'ight. :thumbsup: Gettin' busy (I was actually answering your "Howzit," and your Vonnegut reference :D).

K - KN2

Hmmm,
You don't want to do dat.:(
Worstest move. It trades your rook fo'da pawn.

Weeze (Still un-stuck in time.):D

[DreadedHermie]

What if I don't take the pawn at this point?

[Weezard]

What if I don't take the pawn at this point?

I don't see that you are able to take the pawn.
I have your rook on your Knight 1.
And my pawn on my rook 7.

Pawn takes rook
King take pawn and you are left with an overworked bishop and stymied pawns against a mobile bishop, a fiesty rook and a killer pawn chain.

Make it cost me a rook at least.:D

Weeze

[DreadedHermie]

Hey!~ I wrote a response/explanation and it's gone. The board's not due to start eating posts for another half-hour!

Anyway, I appear to have clunked my board again. I had my rook at KR1. That's incorrect?

[DreadedHermie]

looks like my rook's sposta been at KN1 since post 1533. Musta bumped it, moving stuff around round here. Don't know when, though. Thought it was in its usual place...Dat changes things... you got a pic handy?

[Weezard]

looks like my rook's sposta been at KN1 since post 1533. Musta bumped it, moving stuff around round here. Don't know when, though. Thought it was in its usual place...Dat changes things... you got a pic handy?

Comin' up.;
[attachment=o240667]
And have a hit of Hawaiian Sunburn, my friend.

[attachment=o240668]

Just no hit dis onna beach.:stoned:
Kapish?

Well, maybe ok at night.:jointsmile:

Been trippy 'roun here.

Aloha,

Minescule reptilian lizardoid:)

[DreadedHermie]

R - KR1

Gotta take a move to get to where I thought I already was. I have invented "anti-tempo." Intersection of my chess strategy with something that actually makes sense could result in the end of all matter. :(

I'll do dat instead, so my king's still on KB1....green?


overworked bishop and stymied pawns against a mobile bishop, a fiesty rook and a killer pawn chain.

You are wasting a fine talent here. You should be writing menus!

Special Today at Chateau du Sorcier! Overworked bishop and steamied pawns atop a mobile biscuit, a served with a fiesty rook and our own killer prawn chain!

Of course, cougars drink for free at Hermie's Happy Hour!

(A 22% gratuity added for parties of six or more, and if you want separate checks, go to a frickin' drive-thru!)

Bonsoir! :stoned:

[Weezard]

R - KR1

Gotta take a move to get to where I thought I already was. I have invented "anti-tempo." Intersection of my chess strategy with something that actually makes sense could result in the end of all matter. :(

I'll do dat instead, so my king's still on KB1....green?

Emerald!

You are wasting a fine talent here. You should be writing menus!

Special Today at Chateau du Sorcier! Overworked bishop and steamied pawns atop a mobile biscuit, a served with a fiesty rook and our own killer prawn chain!

With a side of smack talk n fnords?;)
We reverse da right....
No shirt, no shoes, no-kea.
Blah X3.

Of course, cougars drink for free at Hermie's Happy Hour!

An' he ain't Lion.
I'll even buy, if I get to Tiger up and Panther.

Pundit done lost it.:stoned:

(A 22% gratuity added for parties of six or more, and if you want separate checks, go to a frickin' drive-thru!)

Bonsoir! :stoned:

LOL!

It seems that tiny pawn is neutralizing black's rook.:cool:
Black has but 2 attackers, and it's protected twice, or will be, after...

B - KB6
Just to add value. :D


Now, you have the burden of a choice.:)

White's critical square is the pawn at QB2.
It is the support for the pawn chain that protects the bitchup that covers the pawn that stinks up da house dat Jack built.:D

Black can not attack that square, directly.:(
So...
Think, "chain of events":)

In other news;

The Lemon/Skunk is berry good.:stoned::stoned::stoned:
'bout twice the "punch" of my HI Homie.:(

Win a few, eat da bear, shit a windshield, inna woods.:rastasmoke:

Say, what?

Weeze

[DreadedHermie]

K - KN2

This is where I thought the board was awhile back. :thumbsup: Perhaps I was just seeing into the future again. (I'm trying to develop this talent further, as compensation for my lack of short-term whaddyacallit. :o

Looks like I forgot that second parenthesis as well. Like an unmatched sock, for those that use them...

[Weezard]

Hmmm.
My King is well occupied.:thumbsup:
Whilst your King's fish remain un-fried.:(

Allow me to demonstrate.):D

K - QB4

The King will go a pawndering.
Dey no let 'im fly, but dey might let 'im sing.:)

Aloha,

Keoni Bologna

[Weezard]

I no longer receive mail notification when you bust a move.
So, I'll jus' hafta keep checking my profile, or new posts.
Last time this happened, the server took a dump.
So, save yer work b4 ya hit submit.:jointsmile:

W.

[DreadedHermie]

P - KN5


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[attachment=o240798]

[attachment=o240797]

Goddess talks to her little cactus (lower left, wit da erbs) everyday. It's been daid fer a year. Don't got da heart to tell her. Gotta find one looks the same, do the ol' goldfish switcheroo on her.

The little orange sweet peppers are in coco in a clay pot for aesthetics. Keep the roses and herbs in soil to keep growth sluggish. :thumbsup:


Got lotsa other stuff going.

[Weezard]

That plant's not dead mate.
'e's fagged out after a long squat.:D

I'm back in buckets.
[attachment=o240799]
I jus' love the look of 6 foot shrubs with huge leaves.:cool:
So, I have to leave anonymous gifts.
[attachment=o240800]

The Lemon/Skunk was seeded, but decent.:jointsmile:
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B X P

Monty LeeZard

[DreadedHermie]

R x P
:hippy:

[Weezard]

R X R - check.


K X R

K - QN5!


He's after the pawn's roots y'know.

Burn their fields and weaken them with hunger.
Then strike them down for sport. Arrrrr!:D

Weeze:hippy:

[DreadedHermie]

B - KN4

[Weezard]

K - R6

[DreadedHermie]

K - KN3

[Weezard]

Ya missed it.

P - Qb4

Now it is no longer an option.
And where is dat king going?:D
(You'll note that the 4th rank is closed to da black king.)
And dat black bishop is all but impotent, unless....:)


Hope dis is fun for ya.

This goofy thread has over 13k views.:cool:
Go figure.

I think they like your japes.

Aloha
Wee eeze

[DreadedHermie]

I think the views are 'cos the thread's always gettin' bumped TTT. Curious drive-bys goin' "WTF is this? Chess? E-w-w!" That, and us...it's about a year old. :pimp:

B - Q1

[Weezard]

K X RP:)

W

[DreadedHermie]

K - KN4
Hey, (without googling the poster details) do you recognize this fresh-faced kid?
[attachment=o240816]

[Weezard]

Oprah?

B - KB5

[DreadedHermie]

Pam Anderson. What a shame. :(

K - KB5

How'd you get a post in at 1:02 EST? :wtf:

[Weezard]

Pam Anderson. What a shame. :(

K - KB5

How'd you get a post in at 1:02 EST? :wtf:


Thought I mentioned 'bout getting "un-stuck" in time.:)

K - R6

W.

[DreadedHermie]

K - K6

[Weezard]

Eat 'em up.:D
K - B5

Weeze

[DreadedHermie]

K x P

[Weezard]

P - Kn4

Hiya!

Et tu?

[DreadedHermie]

Hey, post #1675:

You meant K - QN5, not B5, right?

Your king's in fronta 3 pawns in a row, like Gladys in fronta the Pips(?)

[DreadedHermie]

Is this right?
[attachment=o240861]

If it is, P x P :rastasmoke:

[Weezard]

Is this right?
[attachment=o240861]

If it is, P x P :rastasmoke:

Well, it's correct.
Dunno 'bout right.;)

K X P:rastasmoke:

[DreadedHermie]

B - K2...check...

[Weezard]

So?

K - B5:D

[DreadedHermie]

That doesn't help. QN5, maybe?

[Weezard]

That doesn't help. QN5, maybe?
Quite right
N5

[DreadedHermie]

Back to Q1 with my bishop, then. :wtf:

[Weezard]

Not all that silly.
P - B6

Wee

[DreadedHermie]

Aren't yer pawns all fourth rankish?

[Weezard]

Aren't yer pawns all fourth rankish?
Oh yeah.
Mo' betta make dat B5
:stoned::stoned::stoned::stoned::stoned::stoned::s toned::stoned:

[DreadedHermie]

Naw. You meant B5.

P x P

K x P

Green?

[DreadedHermie]

Jumping posts. Later, DH

[Weezard]

Leaping lizards as well

[Weezard]

Yup, K X P!

[DreadedHermie]

K - K6

[Weezard]

Hmm
Your last pawn is almost protectable as long as you have that bishop.
So...

K - Kn5.

Weeze

[DreadedHermie]

B - QB2

Here's something different. Electrically stimulated meds bring a premium, I'm told...:cool:

Electroshocking plants brings chemical rewards - life - 28 March 2008 - New Scientist (http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn13551-electroshocking-plants-brings-chemical-rewards.html?feedId=online-news_rss20)

[DreadedHermie]

It would be interesting if trichome/THC/CBD production (or ratios) are modified in response to stress induced by electrical stimulation. Or are you out on the lanai wit de jumper cables already? :weedpoke:

[Weezard]

P - R5

Now I'll go read dat.

[Weezard]

It would be interesting if trichome/THC/CBD production (or ratios) are modified in response to stress induced by electrical stimulation. Or are you out on the lanai wit de jumper cables already? :weedpoke:

Stronger meds?
I'm practically a newt already.:stoned::stoned::stoned:
I don't dare amp up my ladies.
You may have noticed my chess brain melting down this past week.

This Hawaiian sunburn strain borders on frightening.
[attachment=o240979]
One hit and gone.:stoned:
Still, I'm tempted to fire up my homemade function generator.
For SCIENCE, and all.:D

In other games;

You have a dilemma.
Do you trade da bishop for the potential queen?
How can you get that pawn without cost.?
Your king is the key, but where is he?
We'll have more questions later.
On the next episode of, COTDHFAGOSC.:jointsmile:

Weeze
(Hairy Fartman! Hairy Fartman!)

[Weezard]

Mus' be berry strong.:p
I posted da wrong photo.:o
Dat be da LS.

Red stems in da sunset.
An' Bubbahash fo' breakfast.:stoned:
Life is good!:jointsmile:

Aloha Wee

[DreadedHermie]

K - Q5?

Kinda new territory for me, here...

[Weezard]

K - Q5?

Kinda new territory for me, here...


Me as well.
It's a very empty board.

Someone has usually resigned by now.

The white pawn/bishop unit is stable and safe.
There's no way to lure, or chase them apart.
Same could be said for the black bishop/pawn, if not for the queen promotion threat.
White merely takes out the bishop,

P - R6 steady as she goes.

Then out-maneuvers the black king to take the black pawn.


But, If you find a way to prevail, then I learn something big about thinking.:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

This is where all the computer games lose their edge.
(Less detail to keep track of, fewer rules to apply.)

Machines do not actually "think"

When it comes down to common reasoning, they fail miserably.
As fo' hoomins.
Jus' 'cause I see no hope could mean I'm just not looking at it right, yah?:)


Subtle use of the Queen's power is what made this game.

Direct attack, berserker style is easy to anticipate and defend.
But queen schemes with sub-plots will blindside a guy most times.

If this is getting tedious for you now.
I'll offer a draw and you get first move.:D


Red stems!
Ho re chao!:stoned:

Weeze

[DreadedHermie]

No time to start a fresh game ATM, I shouldn't even be enjoying myself piddling around online. (Checking in on the board definitely got to be a habit when I swore off the local print media due to their incompetence. I have Cdot with my coffee instead now. The local broadcast "journalists" are still good for comic relief, though. Hilarious. :( ) Anyway, I should be terribly busy even now, but I'm a slacker and a procrastinator. (And for good reason. :thumbsup:)

I don't think you'll need to accept a draw. Coupla more moves should do it.

B - QN1

then: K - QN6?

[Weezard]

No time to start a fresh game ATM, I shouldn't even be enjoying myself piddling around online. (Checking in on the board definitely got to be a habit when I swore off the local print media due to their incompetence. I have Cdot with my coffee instead now. The local broadcast "journalists" are still good for comic relief, though. Hilarious. :( ) Anyway, I should be terribly busy even now, but I'm a slacker and a procrastinator. (And for good reason. :thumbsup:)

I don't think you'll need to accept a draw. Coupla more moves should do it.

B - QN1

then: K - QN6?

That's right.
Then...

[DreadedHermie]

Me: K - K5
You: K - QN7 ?

[Weezard]

Me: K - K5

No can!
That square is occupied by the white pawn.
You: K - QN7 ?

Prolly.:D
Wooden shoe?

W.

[DreadedHermie]

Oops. Meant QB5...


Gettin' hectic over heah. Fun, though. :thumbsup:

[Weezard]

K - Kn7 then.
Scat!
You naughty bishop.
Promotion will occur shortly.:D

[Weezard]

A mysterious stranger came by my crib and gifted me 4 cuttings.
Of Jack Herrer!:thumbsup:
Already an aggresive grower in soil, I plan to coco it through veg, then give it a beeg bucket for bloomin'.
Got a 'speriment going to see if it is worthwhile to transplant while in flower.
Convention says they stop growing roots when budding.
I'm watching my bloomer girls root there li'l butts off while they bud.
And when the roots hit the water, shazam!
No more ratty looking fan leaves. Fatter, denser buds
The next side by side will then cut back on nutes with one and push 'em onna odder one.
Then compare taste quality through curing.
My last harvest of da sunburn, I kept it at about 1,100 ppm. right to the wire and the taste is outstanding.
It is curing now at 73 degrees F. and 63% RH.
[attachment=o241303]
Those li'l in-da-jar meters are tits!
I'll be able to keep both samples at the same R.H. through the cure.
I'm thinking that all that "Flush for taste" advice is just more Hand-me-down horse hockey.
Again, we shall see what we observe.

Aloha.
Weezard

[DreadedHermie]

Nice surprise, JH x 4. Pretty sure I've never seen it. You will, of course, need a tasting panel including some discriminating palates! :D

I've wound up transplanting from 3gal to 5gal pots 2-4 weeks into flower, but mostly cause the plants got so dang big they needed a bigger watering trough.

In soil, I got some small root exploration into the new medium, but generally, I could peel the new medium right off the old rootball at harvest. As one might expect, coco worked significantly better. Interested to see yer results with a full hydro experience. No drag on those roots whatsoever.

That reminds me: I was reading a label at the grow shop - mighta been a Canna product - said that seedlings' roots "catch" (their term) better if the medium's not saturated wet/slick. Tried it with some tomato seedlings and I believe it worked. The babies don't drink fast enough to dry it out quick-like, so it was safe enough...

I've heard folks complain that an incompletely burned, black crunchy ash indicates the product hasn't been flushed properly (as opposed to a fluffy white ash). There's gotta be a zillion variables, though. Another interesting experiment. Again, you're gonna need some tasters...

Chess: Black might as well resign at this point, as I see how the promotion's gonna happen, and black can't stop it now. I'll shoot ya an e when I get a sec, swamped was part of this month's plan. Maybe you can get somebody to be grist for your mill in the interim. Then I can troll in and comment, and not haveta think. I had to borrow brain cells (mostly ones responsible for memory, and a few for charm, of course) to pull off my latest adventure, and it's not even off da ground yet.

All goes well, though. Hey, how's the little vape holding up? I could use one to preserve my pipes in case James Earl Jones needs a vacation. :wtf: And the chia seeds- how'd that pan out?

Busy, busy. Your friend, Hermie :hippy:

[DreadedHermie]

I thought this last game was the most exciting one I've seen. I wouldn't mind picking it back up sometime, from some earlier point, and seeing how it plays out another way. Congratulations on this win, though. Nicely done, and fun. :thumbsup:

[Weezard]

I thought this last game was the most exciting one I've seen. I wouldn't mind picking it back up sometime, from some earlier point, and seeing how it plays out another way. Congratulations on this win, though. Nicely done, and fun. :thumbsup:

Anytime, I is reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetired.
Mid-game was a work of art.:thumbsup:

I pasted your previous message into an email and will handcraft a reply by n by.
No need to bore the gallery with our maunderings.

Still enjoying the Chia, (Salvia hispanica), It's a clearer boost that coffee or tea. No jitters.
I slurp some every 3 or 4 days.
Details in an e.
(No want folks to think I'm :pimp:n it.)

Aloha,
Weeze

[Weezard]

Bump!

Hermie's busy gettin' rich.;)
I need a game, I got da itch

So, dere's an empty seat right here!
Seat still warm. Got free beer!


No be shy.
Aino bite.
Jump right in.
You play white.

Got some skills, but want improve?

Pull up a chair and bust a move.:cool:

Burma Shave:)

Aloha

Wee 'Zard

[BlueBlazer]

Wanna play Chinese checkers instead? (loser gets the water torture) :dance:






P.S. - After what happened last time, I think I'll just have a glass of water . . . :eek:

[Weezard]

Wanna play Chinese checkers instead? (loser gets the water torture) :dance:


An' I guessin' da winner gets,
Chinese titty watcher?
Burmese kitty felcher? (declawed, declawed)
Nope dem kine t'ing just can't be it.
so, what da winner gonna git?

P.S. - After what happened last time, I think I'll just have a glass of water . . . :eek:

Rut ro, Bro'!
Got video?
I have no idea what happened last time.
But, unless ya got video,
dat prolly wasn't me brah.

(My story. stickin' to it.);)

Water wit' Pounds,dollars,pence.*
Caused my recent eloquence.:hippy:

You sure you wan't dat kine water?:D

Wee, itty, 'zard

(*£$d. It all makes perfect sense.)
Actually it was 15 year old fungi, but who's counting?

[BlueBlazer]

Rut ro, Bro'!
Got video?

2kLqahiyuSs

:icon401:

[Weezard]

Just as I suspected.

SWINM.:error:

Inebriatti?
I jus' might be.:cool:
You can joint or spliff or bong me.:stoned:

But inna mornin' I be sober.;)
Him stay fugly, and all ovah.:(

Sure you no wanna learn chess?

Wee

[BlueBlazer]

Sure you no wanna learn chess?

Wee

Only if we're playing zombie chess, where my men keep coming back from the dead to have at you . . . in an aimless, braindead fashion granted. :cool:

Come to think of it aimless and braindead pretty well describe my chess game. :wtf:

[JohnnyZ]

There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.. :D

[Weezard]

'course, now, the thread has gone quite still.


<sigh>
:wtf:, not a sausage?



"Silent, sad, bereft of reason, in his solitude..."


Blah, ", ", oh woe an' alas.:(
Not one of you with ball of brass?

Drat!



I'll even play lef' handed.:)

Aloha y'all,

Un-gamely 'Zard

[Budgazer]

I am a new guy, just check'n things out here.

OK Mr Weezard I'm game but gotta find a chess program to keep my moves in. I gotta warn ya I ain't played no chess since Moses had no beard, tho....

[Weezard]

I am a new guy, just check'n things out here.

OK Mr Weezard I'm game but gotta find a chess program to keep my moves in. I gotta warn ya I ain't played no chess since Moses had no beard, tho....

Ooh, biblical era chess.
Finest kine.

Assemble thee thy excrement.
Whilst I medicate an' get mo' bent.
I be stoked to find a playa.
You be rusty? Ainokea.

Aloha,
Wee 'zard

[Budgazer]

Ready to go, Mr Weezard!

Got me a program called "Shredder Classic", played a few games to make sure I could use it, hehehe.

[Weezard]

Alright then.
You take white.
Your move sir.

[Budgazer]

Alright then - Prepare to errrr win (Ha!) But at least I'll have fun.
P-QP4 (my notation is rusty please feel free to correct)

[Weezard]

Alright then - Prepare to errrr win (Ha!) But at least I'll have fun.
P-QP4 (my notation is rusty please feel free to correct)

P -Q4 also.
Nose to nose an' toe to toes.

Weeze.

[Budgazer]

OK P-QB4 :)

[Weezard]

OK P-QB4 :)

Odd.:)

Kn - KB4.

And we punish early aggression 'roun' here. :D

Aloha
Weeze

[Budgazer]

Aggressive, not on purpose, for sure!
Could you mean KN-KB3 ?
Maybe I'm all messed up?

[Weezard]

Aggressive, not on purpose, for sure!
Could you mean KN-KB3 ?
Maybe I'm all messed up?

Yes, I prolly did mean dat.:o
See, a win is likely if I keep taking this medication.
:stoned::stoned:
It's bio-assay time again.

Weeze

[Budgazer]

Given your Kn-KB3,
Kn-QB3

[Weezard]

Ah, you know openings.

Yay! :thumbsup:

Kn - QB3

I might even cut back on da meds an' start payin' attention here.

Or not.:D

Aloha
Weeze

[Budgazer]

Ah, you know openings.

Just playing by the seat of my pants, hehe.

I'll be a bit aggressive with PxP

[Weezard]

Just playing by the seat of my pants, hehe.

I'll be a bit aggressive with PxP

:cool:
Kn X P.

W.

[Budgazer]

Cool...
P-K4

[Weezard]

Cool...
P-K4


I like it!
Kn X Kn
He :D when he fight!

Weeze

[Budgazer]

I'll try PxKn
Then see what happens.
Expect some mistakes the first games.

[Weezard]

I'll try PxKn
Then see what happens.
Expect some mistakes the first games.

Excellent!

P - K3

Is mandatory


Wee

[Budgazer]

My reply is KN-KB3!

[Weezard]

B - Q3
For me

[Budgazer]

Same here B-Q3!

[Weezard]

And here's where I nail my own coffin shut.
P - KB3 ?

The qustion mark denotes a sketchy move.:D

Weeze:)

[pentigram]

Longest game of chess EVAR!

[Budgazer]

Weezard
Wow I thought I posted my answer yesterday, but it's not here! My apologies.
B-K3!

@pentigram
Not even close! As a Young'n I played chess by what you would now call "snail mail". Took a week between moves.

Kids these days ! LOL Everythings gotta be instant. ;)

[pentigram]

Wow... Chess is a game that I wish that I could learn. It is the stoner game of all stoner games, and I just cannot seem to get the hang of it :(

[Budgazer]

Then follow this game and ask questions.
You can play Weezard next game!
Learn by doin'.
ok, by you Weezard?

[pentigram]

Okay first question. What are the letter and number values that you guys are talking about?

[Budgazer]

Those sets of letters and numbers are an "old school" notation for our moves.

Lets look at my last move:
B-K3
It consists of the piece being moved
a hyphen and the square we are to move to

Fine, what do the letters and numbers actually mean?

There is a standard notation for each piece:

IIRC

K = King
Q = Queen
R = Rook or Castle
Kn = Knight
B = Bishop
Pn = Pawn

So the Letter is the piece to be moved, then the hyphen, finally the Letter and Number combination describes as follows Letter is the Left/Right position
sort of like Longitude on a map. Each Piece has a starting position and this is the name of that column.

Again the same example:

B-K3

K3 means the King's column.

The number denotes the UP/DOWN relation sorta like Latitude on a map

So, K3 is King's Column, third row.

Makes much more sense when you are looking at a board .

[Weezard]

E komo mai, Pentigram.

Dat's da real skinny.
An' actually it's a long 5 or six games.
The last game with Dreaded Hermie was superb and wacky.
This one is getting odd, but BG plays well and I prolly just shot a few of my toes off with my last move.
Should be a short game.:(

Only t'ing I can add is that the rank is counted from square one to square 8 for each player.
So my square 1 is your square 8 and your square 1 is my square 8 .
While pondering, I like to switch my head from white to black, an' back. So I get "turned around" quite often and mis-call my moves.
'course the quality of da meds throw a wrench in da works too.:stoned:
That's why we call it stoner chess.:cool:

Aloha Gazer.
Server must be messing with you.:D
On the 16th, at 2:48 you did post that move and I replied with a questionable pawn move.
So, your turn ya stoner.;)

Breezy Weeze

[Budgazer]

LOL,
1st of, well yep I am a stoner. So being one I went ahead and figured you were right, so I went over everything with a fine tooth comb and think I have it sorted out.


On the 16th, at 2:48 you did post that move and I replied with a questionable pawn move.

Yep B-Q3


So, your turn ya stoner.

Nope,

My last move on Apr-17-2010 09:23 was B-K3!

We is the blind leading the blind I think. :stoned:

So I it's your turn, what ya think, am I totally lost yet?
It's great smoking your own killer meds, ya?

:rastasmoke:

[Weezard]

LOL,
1st of, well yep I am a stoner. So being one I went ahead and figured you were right, so I went over everything with a fine tooth comb and think I have it sorted out.


Yep B-Q3



Nope,

My last move on Apr-17-2010 09:23 was B-K3!

We is the blind leading the blind I think. :stoned:

So I it's your turn, what ya think, am I totally lost yet?
It's great smoking your own killer meds, ya?

:rastasmoke:

Oh! De udder bishop.
Well, yer only right mate.
Keep in mind that I started out totally lost.:D


I think da part about da dog eatin' yer homework is what threw me.;) (It don't take much):stoned:
And on that note,
P - K4
Yet another suicide move.:)

Howzit?
Weeze