how not to get caught in a cop search (kinda joking)

this only really would work for guys, i think, maybe girls, too, but idk. what you do is:

1. buy the largest vibrator available in a sex shop. the ones that take car batteries or some shit!

2. take the batteries out and put all your weed/pipes/etc (whatever will fit) in there and toss it in the backseat of your car

i guarantee you, if you're a dude, NO cop will EVER touch that thing in a million years!!!!

what cop wants the whole force to think he's gay because he found drugs in a guy's dildo?

lol

LOL

great idea hahaha

I swear to Buddha I'm giving you so much rep for this...

Not shure guys are to happy about the largest dildo in the store, up their ass...

lmao! u had to be to high when this idea came to u. always thinkin of crazy shit when im high

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Not shure guys are to happy about the largest dildo in the store, up their ass...

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you don't actually have to USE it...but if you want that effect, you can always put on a coat of fart spray :p

or are you talking about the clerk at the store thinking "good god, holy jesus, this guy is a flamer!!"? because if you're that concerned about what people think, then forget i said anything at all, because if that's what the guy at the store thinks, imagine what the COP will think! lol





and i actually don't remember if i was stoned when i thought of this, but i'm actually pretty sure that i wasn't. i just thought of it in math one day lol :rasta:

you fucker; you've given away my secret stash location...

now cops will be pulling me over, "evening maam, license, registration, insurance, and dildo please..."

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Originally Posted by Scarlet Sky

you fucker; you've given away my secret stash location...

now cops will be pulling me over, "evening maam, license, registration, insurance, and dildo please..."

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see, this is why i said it will most likely only work for guys. a cop (especially a pervert one...most are in my town) would love to put his hands all over a chick's dildo.

but a guy's? that's a no-brainer! lol

a great idea.


...or if you dont have the cash for a dildo you can use a dead gay guy...they work just as well.

no cop will ever search a dead gay guy.

;D



lol.

lol sounds golden!!!... you could use this method to get on a plane too!

PS. Mad REP for this post

i have a gay friend that keeps lube and condoms in his pocket when he is driving w/ weed, so if he gets pulled over he just hits on the cop

and if the cop asks to search the car he agrees, the cop pats him down, finds the condoms/lube, freaks out about what he's gonna find and lets him go

its funny to watch

juss make sure u melt a lil bit of chocolate n put a lil bit on the dildo to make sure the cop wont touch it lol

It's funny, but, that sort of item is a red flag!!

When cops get alerted to any kind of odd behavior/red flag, that will cause them to stay on location and detain you even longer until they are satisfied.

He would think, "Why would this moron have a huge dildo out for everyone to see?" - then, he would proceed to put on the rubber gloves and FIND OUT why you have it in plain sight, either that or the dog will alert to it and confirm what the cop already knows.

Big huge dildos go straight from the sex shop to your home, cops know they don't ride around in back seats in plain view.....



check this out - learn it, study it. it's useful knowledge......

Barry Cooper's NeverGetBusted.com

a DVD released by a narcotics/K-9 officer who knows all the pigs' secrets.

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i have a gay friend that keeps lube and condoms in his pocket when he is driving w/ weed, so if he gets pulled over he just hits on the cop

and if the cop asks to search the car he agrees, the cop pats him down, finds the condoms/lube, freaks out about what he's gonna find and lets him go

its funny to watch

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Funny to watch??

Sorry bud, i call bullshit on that one, you never saw any shit like that.

Nice try though. Cops aren't as stupid as we would all like to believe. More red flags like that are gonna keep the cop in your business longer, not the other way around.

And IF THAT DID actually ever happen, you'd be the most embarassed one there, cause you're HIS friend, cop looks right at you and thinks of YOUR loose asshole, then proceeds to search you both.

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It's funny, but, that sort of item is a red flag!!

When cops get alerted to any kind of odd behavior/red flag, that will cause them to stay on location and detain you even longer until they are satisfied.

He would think, "Why would this moron have a huge dildo out for everyone to see?" - then, he would proceed to put on the rubber gloves and FIND OUT why you have it in plain sight, either that or the dog will alert to it and confirm what the cop already knows.

Big huge dildos go straight from the sex shop to your home, cops know they don't ride around in back seats in plain view.....



check this out - learn it, study it. it's useful knowledge......

Barry Cooper's NeverGetBusted.com

a DVD released by a narcotics/K-9 officer who knows all the pigs' secrets.

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Has that DVD even been released yet? And do you even know when you're gonna get it? It sounds like a scam to me. At first I thought it was ok but my bullshit detector goes off every time I see this site now. Plus now all the cops are gonna watch it too and try to counter it. It's useless and the cop is just out for a quick buck. If the pig really felt guilty about his drug busts he would publish it for free.

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Has that DVD even been released yet? And do you even know when you're gonna get it? It sounds like a scam to me. At first I thought it was ok but my bullshit detector goes off every time I see this site now. Plus now all the cops are gonna watch it too and try to counter it. It's useless and the cop is just out for a quick buck. If the pig really felt guilty about his drug busts he would publish it for free.

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true-fucking-that.

Hey 420 -

I downloaded the .torrent as soon as i saw the ad in high times. High times actually did a HUGE background investigation of Barry Cooper before they let him advertise in the magazine and on their site - appartently he is one of the BIGGEST narcotics names in the history of Texas state. Truly a badass.

I saw both videos that are advertised, hidden compartments and never get busted, and both were super informative.

I believe, he is indeed trying to get rich quick, but also has a genuine belief that his entire narcotics career was a sham and needlessly hurting families and good people.

Also i think he may of smoked a joint or ten and decided marijuana wasn't everything his education as a narcotics officer had him believe.

Either way, this is an excellent video and i highly recommend it, even if only for the entertainment value.

I will admit though, i took at least 1 piece of information and committed it to memory after watching. Very interesting stuff, especially "Profiling".

Also, before bashing the guy further, we may want to remember Barry Cooper was at the height/peak of his success in his career when he all of a sudden quit. At the time of his resignation, he was the most respected narcotics officer in the state of Texas.

He is successful in any venture he gets involved with, so i can only assume that his resignation to the state was related to his personal beliefs of marijuana laws as he personally admits.

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Hey 420 -

I downloaded the .torrent as soon as i saw the ad in high times. High times actually did a HUGE background investigation of Barry Cooper before they let him advertise in the magazine and on their site - appartently he is one of the BIGGEST narcotics names in the history of Texas state. Truly a badass.

I saw both videos that are advertised, hidden compartments and never get busted, and both were super informative.

I believe, he is indeed trying to get rich quick, but also has a genuine belief that his entire narcotics career was a sham and needlessly hurting families and good people.

Also i think he may of smoked a joint or ten and decided marijuana wasn't everything his education as a narcotics officer had him believe.

Either way, this is an excellent video and i highly recommend it, even if only for the entertainment value.

I will admit though, i took at least 1 piece of information and committed it to memory after watching. Very interesting stuff, especially "Profiling".

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you downloaded the clips from the movie that our on the website or the whole movie?

hey, devil. you mind giving out a few tips, or maybe uploading the vid or something? idk how it works, but i needa find out how to not get caught cause i'm about to start driving, and i really don't like the idea of jail lol

Hmm, I'm intrigued, any examples from the video you care to share?

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Funny to watch??

Sorry bud, i call bullshit on that one, you never saw any shit like that.

Nice try though. Cops aren't as stupid as we would all like to believe. More red flags like that are gonna keep the cop in your business longer, not the other way around.

And IF THAT DID actually ever happen, you'd be the most embarassed one there, cause you're HIS friend, cop looks right at you and thinks of YOUR loose asshole, then proceeds to search you both.

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i'd rather be thought of as loose then a stoner.
sure the "search" takes longer, but it is better then saying no and getting a dog on you

when it happened to us, it changed from a search to a field sobriety test

and dont play the bullshit card, in conservative st joseph, mo the police are more about harassing people who are different then actually doing their job

for those of you asking about Barry Cooper's Never Get Busted videos, YES they have been released and YES they actually are unbiased tactics that drug enforcement officers use on the job.

I will, later today, attept to give you folks more instruction on how to get this series for free...

That or i may just try and rip it into a reasonable size myself.

We'll see, either way the savvy among you should have it when i get around to .torrent instructions.

Think i might actually start a new thread with my results.... i'll post a link here...

hah

Here's the video people... have fun with it & enjoy!

http://boards.cannabis.com/cannabis-...again-dvd.html