how not to get caught in a cop search (kinda joking)

[slpntrx5]

this only really would work for guys, i think, maybe girls, too, but idk. what you do is:

1. buy the largest vibrator available in a sex shop. the ones that take car batteries or some shit!

2. take the batteries out and put all your weed/pipes/etc (whatever will fit) in there and toss it in the backseat of your car

i guarantee you, if you're a dude, NO cop will EVER touch that thing in a million years!!!!

what cop wants the whole force to think he's gay because he found drugs in a guy's dildo?

lol

slpntrx5 Reviewed by slpntrx5 on 03-06-2007. how not to get caught in a cop search (kinda joking) this only really would work for guys, i think, maybe girls, too, but idk. what you do is: 1. buy the largest vibrator available in a sex shop. the ones that take car batteries or some shit! 2. take the batteries out and put all your weed/pipes/etc (whatever will fit) in there and toss it in the backseat of your car i guarantee you, if you're a dude, NO cop will EVER touch that thing in a million years!!!! what cop wants the whole force to think he's gay because he found drugs in a Rating: 5

[Knucklecallus420]

LOL

[MrNiceGuy420]

great idea hahaha

[couch-potato]

I swear to Buddha I'm giving you so much rep for this...

[User Name Here]

Not shure guys are to happy about the largest dildo in the store, up their ass...

[Ilovesupras]

lmao! u had to be to high when this idea came to u. always thinkin of crazy shit when im high

[slpntrx5]

Not shure guys are to happy about the largest dildo in the store, up their ass...

you don't actually have to USE it...but if you want that effect, you can always put on a coat of fart spray

or are you talking about the clerk at the store thinking "good god, holy jesus, this guy is a flamer!!"? because if you're that concerned about what people think, then forget i said anything at all, because if that's what the guy at the store thinks, imagine what the COP will think! lol





and i actually don't remember if i was stoned when i thought of this, but i'm actually pretty sure that i wasn't. i just thought of it in math one day lol :rasta:

[Scarlet Sky]

you fucker; you've given away my secret stash location...

now cops will be pulling me over, "evening maam, license, registration, insurance, and dildo please..."

[slpntrx5]

you fucker; you've given away my secret stash location...

now cops will be pulling me over, "evening maam, license, registration, insurance, and dildo please..."

see, this is why i said it will most likely only work for guys. a cop (especially a pervert one...most are in my town) would love to put his hands all over a chick's dildo.

but a guy's? that's a no-brainer! lol

[Amun]

a great idea.


...or if you dont have the cash for a dildo you can use a dead gay guy...they work just as well.

no cop will ever search a dead gay guy.

;D



lol.