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What is the stupidest, most idiotic thing you've done while baked? Anything from getting in trouble for doing something stupid, or just plain stupidity. For me it has to be either running upstairs and spraying mouthwash in my mouth right in front of my dad so he wouldn't expect I'm baked, or snorting Dutch guts because my history teacher told me the colonists did it.
Let my friend drive the first time he got high.
Needless to say, I am less of a dipshit now.
stupidest thing ive done while high...hmmm, theres just so many
how aboooout, running after this chick attempting to smack her ass, slipping on ice and landin on my face
Lol grava flave.
I can't think of the most idiotic thing off the top of my head, but a few things are running from my parents who drove up beside me in the neighborhood. Climbing a huge fucking tree and trying to walk out on a branch 20 feet up which broke underneath me. Hiding from my parents crouching in the corner of my room with a blanket over me, hiding a girl in my room crouching in the corner with a blanket over here (lol), trying to start convo's / fights with random people, and at the top of the list, Streaking!!!
A few weeks ago I was grabbing some ice cream. I wanted some whip cream but I didn't want it on the ice cream so I got the whip cream can, held out my hand, and just sprayed myself a fist full of cream and headed back to my room :thumbsup:
i started talking in some weird language one time...
get really baked and get on msn messenger i always end up typing all my words right just never makes a lot of sense usually something like "hey whats up, i heard you were red in your moms car"
"damn i havent been this high since im high man"
"guess what i just got a new york is a tight ass song ainit tho for real i cant beleive im eating grapes with it"
I do that shit all the time, then next time im high ill look back at previous times ive done it and it'll be unbeleivably funny lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by JeenYuss
i laughed out loud in class when my professor (in this big ass lecture hall) dropped his eraser
kinda like if anyone watches the Simpsons... the episode when the prof drops his notes and Homer laughs
anyways, it was actually the first and only time i wanted to go class high... so i went to an insignificant lecture and checked it out... lol bad shiz to do
The stupidist thing I've done was when I was in college and this gal (Dena)had me come over and spend the night at her parents house. I met her dad (who was 6'6" and 320 pounds) and her mom (who was a real bitch!!!). I slept on the sofa and her parents room was right near the sofa. I could hear Dena's dad snoring like a frieght train the whole night, well about 2:30 I was woken up with some very nice oral action and I was freaking out as I could see her dad coming thru the door with a big knife......
The oral soon ended up with her riding me for the next 1.5 hours. She was quiet (thank god!!!) until she finally finished and went off to sleep. I was tempted to cover her head with a pillow, but she was pretty good. I slayed there freaking out again thinking about her dad coming thru that door.....
That morning we had a big family breakfast and her bitchy mother was really nice to me...???? That night, we went to a Crosby Stills Nash & Young concert and then afterwards I worked at their families beer booth. It was late and I was leaving and I walked out the door and her mother said "was is fun last night?" I just looked her in the eye and said "it was exciting knowing you were in the next room!!" Her mouth just hit the floor and she smiled at me.;)
I saw Dena several times after that as she graduated the year before I did, and she always asked me about what happened with her mom, as she said I was the only one of her male friends that she spoke positively about. I just smiled and said that her mom was really nice to me, and I never mentioned that her mom had asked me about that evening.
It was great fun and a real rush!!!!!!:D
that is so fucking funny dude fuck yeahQuote:
Originally Posted by JeenYuss
i once came to a complete stop at a green light... ok....
i have on SEVERAL occasions come to a complete stop at greenlights.....
:D what can i say? better safe than sorry ;)
I ran into a wall and cracked my tooth
Jumping off random ledges is something that has a gravitational pull to me when I'm high, I HAVE to do it. Which is why nothing is more fun and painfull then walking around the neighborhood checking out sweet spots with a snowboard blazed as fuck.
I cant think of anything I did right now. But I remember goin through a drive through, threw? And he ordered, she responded with amount, and he looked at me, and was like "What did you want again? Oh yea..." and ordered the same thing, again. And he realized what he did and said "Wait what the hell is goin on" and the lady said "Just get to the next window, sir..."
one time me and a freind went to jack in the box baked off are ass and orderd like $15 of food. well when we were waiting for the food we decided to step outside to smoke a cig. then my friend says " lets go back to my place and smoke a bowl" and i said yeah and we just left without the god damn food.
theres ALOT, but im fucked up and i can only remember that time..the first time i got high actually i think. My friend told me to grab perfume before we go so her mom would not smell the weed (we had already smoked) and somehow I heard popcorn xD. So i brought that microwave popcorn bag.
I got outside and she asks whats the flavor/aroma (in french theres a way to say it so its all the same thing) And im like ''well wtf, butter, what do ya think?!'' and she says ''whatt??!!'' then i realized and i laughed my ass off for hours. We often bring that up when talking about perfume.
aww man, first smokes
I thought that the popo chief SUV car was a Domino's Delivery guy.
i just realized this this morning
one time my brother an this other kid we were behind this office building in the little smokers portable they built(now kept locked:( ) and we had no papers so we were struggling to either make a bowl out of the foil in a cigarette pack, or somehow get the weed inside a cigarette we tried packing it and my brother tried ripping one open and re sealing it but we had nothing sticky
there was a gas station on the other side of the building
also the fact that that happened over a year ago and i just now noticed how fucking dumb it was
i've done too many retarted things when baked to count, but recently I went to school after eating 3 hash oil brownies in the morning...and holy shit i was practically hallucinating. I had forgotten that I had a test in my computer class that day, so i did it at an incredibly slow rate and didnt do horrible on it, but i spelled my fucking name wrong and didnt realize it till I turned it in. Got a few points marked off for that LOL
Also I have done the stop at green lights many times hahahah
Probably asking my gf where my glasses were, we just got done smoking in my car, when they were on my face the whole time... she sat there and stared at me funny until I realized
poured kool-aid into a glas with a HUGE crack/hole in the bottom
started a thread about curry
ate so much i was feeling horrible for the next 6 hours (blew my high)
done this many many times:(
Ate two pounds of burrito
How about forgetting someone was home at your house and continued to light one up? Or forgetting where you put the weed, searching for practically ever untill you find it in your pocket or on your ear XD
My friends and I were smoking what we thought was our sixth bowl for about 10 minutes before realizing it wasn't lit. I still laugh hysterically just recalling our reaction when some dude finally realized this. "Waaaaaait, guys....."
"Yeah?"
"This shit isn't lit, guys."
Then we just stared at the bowl then laughed our asses off for about 10 minutes.
LOL, I can definateley picture that hapenning.Quote:
Originally Posted by krons
dumbest thing i did when i was drunk; skate down a quarter mile long hill, a rather steep one at that.
on the other hand the dumbest thing i did while high was prolly sing...like a lot. >.<
my brother lit the wrong end of a cigarette... he was high AND drunk tho
Yes, a few times, i've seen it happen too many times too lol. Stupidest thing for me would be....I don't know, just normal stupid shit people do. i don't change that much when I am high, just more easy going.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheAtomicPunk
ohh.....wait a minute i recall something, it was actually me lighting a firecracker in my friends face, lol, that was the shit, he fell down too, rofl...
this 1 time we were leaving this chicks house and we were on our way out of town for nice road skesh right. her old mans out front watering the lawn n wat not as we walk around the side of the house, my budy goes for his car which is parked behind the chicks dads car. but i was to busy chatin wit her dad and was geting in the car without noticing i was sitting in her dads car. i was wondering why he was giving me dirty looks the whole time i was talking to him. BAHAHAHAHHA. we still laugh about it till this day. fuck i was high
i was toking the joint the wrong way round and almost burnt a hole in my tounge (i have never lived this one down with my mates)
i set my cats tail on fire lol
decided to cilmb a tree at 2:00am i then procceded to fall out of the tree and fracture my wirst lol
i had cotton mouth so i walked in a local gas station and got a capacino and walked out.... lady never stoped me
Stupidest thing ever?
Well I got to many to say so I'll say my favorite.
My grandparents left the house so we baked it out and came back in to try to cook a pizza... lets say it didnt work. Then I found some popsickles and attempted to cut four open in a row with a big ass knife.... ended up slicing my finger to shit. Bled EVERYWHERE.
The dumbest thing that I've done high is leave my bag out in plain view for my parents to see.
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Me and a friend often go to smoke weed, and we have to make excuses. So one time we make the excuse that we are going to the video store to rent Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (we were actually going to, but were going to smoke first). So we smoked, and we were so high we could barely drive, so we drove to my house, which is close to our designated hotboxing spot. We were in no condition to drive all the way to Blockbuster, so my friend made a plan. He wanted to say "Man, I wish they had that movie," so we had a reason for why we didn't have it. Well, when we were walking in, he said it, and I said "What movie? Oh yeah." Hahaha. Also, many times we also hotbox in my driveway, and we end up forgetting to get out of the car to go back inside. We end up rambling on and on for hours, and laughing really loud. Well, we're pretty sure that my Mom can hear us out there laughing like idiots. Also, my friend seems to get into these yelling frenzies, where he says random shit, but yells really loud while saying it. We're pretty sure she hears him.
Stupidest thing I've done and hate that I did was go in the corner store and demand a drink because I was dying of thirst since I had nothing to drink and when she refused me the drink I got mad at her and started yelling. She just left me and served the other customer that was waiting lol. I feel so stupid about that now xD.
OMG Robert..hahaha lolQuote:
Originally Posted by robert42
That site is SICK, I need to be less curious.
ewww shit agreedQuote:
Originally Posted by sam44
I talk on the top of my voice sometimes without knowing it, fuck being quiet I could care less if the entire neighborhood heard me screaming "FUCKING CAN'T EVEN WALK, WHERE'S MICKEY WITH OUR BUD WHAT THE FUCK"
One time i left my phone in the movie theatres on the floor, dont ask how it got there ahah, and it led to my mom calling it after a kid at the movies found it and she got it bck from him and read a text message about weed and yeah u probly know what followed. :(