Whats the dumbest thing you've done high?

[TheFatKid]

What is the stupidest, most idiotic thing you've done while baked? Anything from getting in trouble for doing something stupid, or just plain stupidity. For me it has to be either running upstairs and spraying mouthwash in my mouth right in front of my dad so he wouldn't expect I'm baked, or snorting Dutch guts because my history teacher told me the colonists did it.

TheFatKid Reviewed by TheFatKid on 03-02-2007. Whats the dumbest thing you've done high? What is the stupidest, most idiotic thing you've done while baked? Anything from getting in trouble for doing something stupid, or just plain stupidity. For me it has to be either running upstairs and spraying mouthwash in my mouth right in front of my dad so he wouldn't expect I'm baked, or snorting Dutch guts because my history teacher told me the colonists did it. Rating: 5

[couch-potato]

Let my friend drive the first time he got high.

Needless to say, I am less of a dipshit now.

[Grava Flave]

stupidest thing ive done while high...hmmm, theres just so many

how aboooout, running after this chick attempting to smack her ass, slipping on ice and landin on my face

[TheAtomicPunk]

Lol grava flave.
I can't think of the most idiotic thing off the top of my head, but a few things are running from my parents who drove up beside me in the neighborhood. Climbing a huge fucking tree and trying to walk out on a branch 20 feet up which broke underneath me. Hiding from my parents crouching in the corner of my room with a blanket over me, hiding a girl in my room crouching in the corner with a blanket over here (lol), trying to start convo's / fights with random people, and at the top of the list, Streaking!!!

[ATrain]

A few weeks ago I was grabbing some ice cream. I wanted some whip cream but I didn't want it on the ice cream so I got the whip cream can, held out my hand, and just sprayed myself a fist full of cream and headed back to my room :thumbsup:

[JeenYuss]

i started talking in some weird language one time...

get really baked and get on msn messenger i always end up typing all my words right just never makes a lot of sense usually something like "hey whats up, i heard you were red in your moms car"

"damn i havent been this high since im high man"

"guess what i just got a new york is a tight ass song ainit tho for real i cant beleive im eating grapes with it"

[bluefoe]

i started talking in some weird language one time...

get really baked and get on msn messenger i always end up typing all my words right just never makes a lot of sense usually something like "hey whats up, i heard you were red in your moms car"

"damn i havent been this high since im high man"

"guess what i just got a new york is a tight ass song ainit tho for real i cant beleive im eating grapes with it"

I do that shit all the time, then next time im high ill look back at previous times ive done it and it'll be unbeleivably funny lol.

[BryanCP]

i laughed out loud in class when my professor (in this big ass lecture hall) dropped his eraser

kinda like if anyone watches the Simpsons... the episode when the prof drops his notes and Homer laughs

anyways, it was actually the first and only time i wanted to go class high... so i went to an insignificant lecture and checked it out... lol bad shiz to do

[Lanietheberner]

The stupidist thing I've done was when I was in college and this gal (Dena)had me come over and spend the night at her parents house. I met her dad (who was 6'6" and 320 pounds) and her mom (who was a real bitch!!!). I slept on the sofa and her parents room was right near the sofa. I could hear Dena's dad snoring like a frieght train the whole night, well about 2:30 I was woken up with some very nice oral action and I was freaking out as I could see her dad coming thru the door with a big knife......

The oral soon ended up with her riding me for the next 1.5 hours. She was quiet (thank god!!!) until she finally finished and went off to sleep. I was tempted to cover her head with a pillow, but she was pretty good. I slayed there freaking out again thinking about her dad coming thru that door.....

That morning we had a big family breakfast and her bitchy mother was really nice to me...???? That night, we went to a Crosby Stills Nash & Young concert and then afterwards I worked at their families beer booth. It was late and I was leaving and I walked out the door and her mother said "was is fun last night?" I just looked her in the eye and said "it was exciting knowing you were in the next room!!" Her mouth just hit the floor and she smiled at me.

I saw Dena several times after that as she graduated the year before I did, and she always asked me about what happened with her mom, as she said I was the only one of her male friends that she spoke positively about. I just smiled and said that her mom was really nice to me, and I never mentioned that her mom had asked me about that evening.

It was great fun and a real rush!!!!!!

[HERBZILLA88]

i started talking in some weird language one time...

get really baked and get on msn messenger i always end up typing all my words right just never makes a lot of sense usually something like "hey whats up, i heard you were red in your moms car"

"damn i havent been this high since im high man"

"guess what i just got a new york is a tight ass song ainit tho for real i cant beleive im eating grapes with it"

that is so fucking funny dude fuck yeah