On HIS ARM.
Russian doctors have conducted an 11-hour operation to replace a patient??s deformed penis with one grown on his forearm, the Moskovskiy Komsomolets daily reports.
The 30-year-old Russian man, whose name was changed in the article to protect his privacy, had a defect from birth ?? his penis was crooked, two-and-a-half-inches long and lacked a scrotum, the newspaper writes.
The doctors had the penis removed and attached to the man??s arm. Using his body tissue it grew to six-and-a-half inches and was sewn back on to his groin. Silicone tubes were inserted into the organ to ensure an erection was possible. Doctors also created a scrotum from the patient??s own skin and placed silicone testicles in it.
A Moscow surgeon said the man will be able to have sex in a few months. He added: ??Women will never suspect it is artificial.?
Theres a picture of it through the link I didn't wanna post it didnt wanna get banned... it's black and white though and isn't too graphic.
http://www.mosnews.com/news/2005/03/...esurgery.shtml
Personally I would be THRILLED to have a penis on my arm.
But becuase I have little to no ability to make witty comical jokes about anything, I'm going to request someone else do it...
