Man Grows Penis...

[Inferius]

On HIS ARM.
Russian doctors have conducted an 11-hour operation to replace a patientâ??s deformed penis with one grown on his forearm, the Moskovskiy Komsomolets daily reports.

The 30-year-old Russian man, whose name was changed in the article to protect his privacy, had a defect from birth â?? his penis was crooked, two-and-a-half-inches long and lacked a scrotum, the newspaper writes.

The doctors had the penis removed and attached to the manâ??s arm. Using his body tissue it grew to six-and-a-half inches and was sewn back on to his groin. Silicone tubes were inserted into the organ to ensure an erection was possible. Doctors also created a scrotum from the patientâ??s own skin and placed silicone testicles in it.

A Moscow surgeon said the man will be able to have sex in a few months. He added: â??Women will never suspect it is artificial.â?�

Theres a picture of it through the link I didn't wanna post it didnt wanna get banned... it's black and white though and isn't too graphic.
http://www.mosnews.com/news/2005/03/...esurgery.shtml


Personally I would be THRILLED to have a penis on my arm.
But becuase I have little to no ability to make witty comical jokes about anything, I'm going to request someone else do it...

Inferius Reviewed by Inferius on 01-12-2007. Man Grows Penis... On HIS ARM. Russian doctors have conducted an 11-hour operation to replace a patientâ??s deformed penis with one grown on his forearm, the Moskovskiy Komsomolets daily reports. The 30-year-old Russian man, whose name was changed in the article to protect his privacy, had a defect from birth â?? his penis was crooked, two-and-a-half-inches long and lacked a scrotum, the newspaper writes. The doctors had the penis removed and attached to the manâ??s arm. Using his body tissue it grew to Rating: 5

[PdoubleOTY]

dude, medical advances really fucking amaze me everytime i see news on some new surgery or some shit man...and to think of how that will really change his life, give him a new chance

[Inferius]

Yeah. You ever watch nip and tuck?
There was an episode where they grew rosie o' lesbo another ear on a mouse.
I thought that was pretty cool.
The day they start selling grow your own heart kits... That will be a great day indeed.

[AlwaysBlazed]

That dude is lucky, too bad he had to go 30 years with a 2 inch crooked penis with no scrotum.

[YahtzeeG]

“Women will never suspect it is artificial.”

LOL! oh its just on his arm...

[Frivolous248]

Holy crap.

I wonder if men all over will start putting their dick on their arm to make it grow after this...

Dude, that'd be sooo weird to have a dick on your arm all day.

[napolitana869]

I wonder why he didnt leave it on there longer to make it grow bigger.

[SwirlyMass]

I wonder why he didnt leave it on there longer to make it grow bigger.

No shit! I would grow my penis to be like 35" long and maybe do some modifications, like instead of the standard 'mushroom' head i would replace mine with a gyroscope capable of occilating at 5 different speeds enclosed in a realistic ribbed and studded head.


OR WAIT! An extendable penis! Dont penetrate far enough? Go go gadget trouser snake.

[smoke it]

i want a wang on my arm! thatd be awesome :dance:

[Skink]

Where can I get a plane ticket to Russia???