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not kidding....... he comes home and says im drug testing you and i think FUCK im going to residential or detox so i start drinking everything in site and start looking for the bleach and i just realize that im fucked and nothing will work so i go up and tell him "dad i smoke weed and you cant stop me" and he says "holy shit thats it thought you were smoking crack!!!!! <puase> fuck i smoke weed"
....nice
Hah, thats an awesome story man.
Lucky man, why'd he think you were smoking crack in the first place?
...Ahahahaha, thats great dude. For realz. Too bad more parents aren't like this.
Heh, get caught and your parents are like "OH, thank goodness. Its NOT meth! Its okay hon'! Johnny's just smokin' a lil weed! He's not on drugs!"
dude, i love that story...
it is a great story... but i wanna know why he thought u were smokin crack too!
you started looking for the bleach?
do people really think drinking liquid chlorine will de-tox them?yea im sure it works, but who the fuck wants to drug test a dead guy
i personally dont drink bleach, i put it directly into the bottle after i have so gracefully urinated into it, cleans it right up.
Yeah dude, if you put a drop or two of bleach in your urine sample, it will come up negative on a home test.
lol im guessing he found a light-bulb vaporizer of yours?
my friends mom found his in the garbage and is convinced he used it to smoke crack.
Ah, true that. Those do look sketchy as fuck, I should toss mine...I don't even use it anymore.
Are you sure, all home tests??Quote:
Originally Posted by Frivolous248
Hah thats sweet as hell and he just thought you were smoking crack thats fucking classic
Did i miss the free crack give away?
My mom though that i was doing GHB, because i came home everynight tired.
haha nice story dude...
well as long as you ain't on crack lol
i have no fucking idea why he thought i was doing crack! but my dads kinda perma-fried from all the acid he did when he was a hippie :)
crack is wack... remember that
I have a strong feeling my dad smoked weed when he was younger... My uncle was his best friend, and they shared a dorm together for 5 years. He tells me how my uncle did shrooms, LSD, and a shitload of pot.
My dad listens to Floyd, Allman Bros, and lots of other stoner music, and I hope he did smoke, because I would love to share a bowl with him. I'm sure he knows, and I think he's cool with it.
But yeah, great story!
a scary story with a happy ending.
i have almost the exact same story ... my mom knows i smoke and shes cool with it bc she blazes sometimes to but apparently since i ave mood swings she thinks im on meth and shit so she drug tests me to make sure im not on anything else