MY dad is chill with me smoking

[SteelerStoner]

not kidding....... he comes home and says im drug testing you and i think FUCK im going to residential or detox so i start drinking everything in site and start looking for the bleach and i just realize that im fucked and nothing will work so i go up and tell him "dad i smoke weed and you cant stop me" and he says "holy shit thats it thought you were smoking crack!!!!! <puase> fuck i smoke weed"

SteelerStoner Reviewed by SteelerStoner on 12-29-2006. MY dad is chill with me smoking not kidding....... he comes home and says im drug testing you and i think FUCK im going to residential or detox so i start drinking everything in site and start looking for the bleach and i just realize that im fucked and nothing will work so i go up and tell him "dad i smoke weed and you cant stop me" and he says "holy shit thats it thought you were smoking crack!!!!! <puase> fuck i smoke weed" Rating: 5

[ChineseDro]

....nice

[AlwaysBlazed]

Hah, thats an awesome story man.

[Captain Hanks]

Lucky man, why'd he think you were smoking crack in the first place?

[Frivolous248]

...Ahahahaha, thats great dude. For realz. Too bad more parents aren't like this.

Heh, get caught and your parents are like "OH, thank goodness. Its NOT meth! Its okay hon'! Johnny's just smokin' a lil weed! He's not on drugs!"

[slpntrx5]

dude, i love that story...

[dutch.lover]

it is a great story... but i wanna know why he thought u were smokin crack too!

[PdoubleOTY]

you started looking for the bleach?




do people really think drinking liquid chlorine will de-tox them?yea im sure it works, but who the fuck wants to drug test a dead guy

[MastaChronic]

i personally dont drink bleach, i put it directly into the bottle after i have so gracefully urinated into it, cleans it right up.

[Frivolous248]

Yeah dude, if you put a drop or two of bleach in your urine sample, it will come up negative on a home test.