People making up strain names...

That shit is so annoying, I respect legit names like AK 47 (and that shit has to look and smell like serious seeds AK47) Some motherfucker tried to tell me he had an O of Sour Diesel Haze and all it was some standard ass low grade mids.
List of annoying names I've heard
(I mean some of these weeds are alright, but I just find some of these names ridiculous, don't label your shit if you don't know what strain it is just say headies/mids/superheadies)
Iceberg Dro
Pine Passion
Citrus Sunrise
Hawaiin Dro
And I've had 4 types of different weed handed to me called M-39 from the same dealer all different quality.




I mean if you're a grower and you make a strain that's one thing, but if you are a dealer

i can't even remember all the fake ass names i've heard.... but i've heard some retarded ass shit... something as retarded as rainbow dro (haven't actually heard that one, just trying to give an example of how retarded they can get lol)

haha funniest one i ever heard was white rhino:D:D who ever heard of white weed?:P

Personally, I think it's rather annoying to hear the word 'Dro' as a strain name. I get it all the time when I ask what they're trying to sell me is.

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Originally Posted by Pius

haha funniest one i ever heard was white rhino:D:D who ever heard of white weed?:P

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Ha ha! White Rhino is an actual strain. One of the most potent around with a 22% THC content. :smokin:

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Originally Posted by Pius

haha funniest one i ever heard was white rhino:D:D who ever heard of white weed?:P

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Tell me your joking? WR is a real strain, and so is White Widow... infact, WR is a cross of WW.

WR is one of the best medicinal strains around, with a HEAVEY motherfucking indica stone, and im going to be growing some outside next year, while i have HOG growing inside.

Strains really have little meaning and they are almost impossible to distinguish unless you are buying the seeds and growing them yourself.. thats prob the only possible time you are certain of the strain of the bud you are smoking. Its quite common for dealers to just call the bud they have by whatever strain name they either heard of or some fancy name by what it looks or smells like. Doesent mean it still cant be amazing bud, but you cant always believe or judge the strains you are getting are what the dealer says they are. It could have changed names as it changed hands for all you know.

M-39 is a strain but the others sound made up. M-39 is a fairly popular commercial weed strain in Canada I think. I'm a bit dubous about strains obviously if a plant has good genetics its going to help a lot but I don't like the idea of the sort of Branding it gives to Cannabis. ie people going to amsterdam and getting White Widdow cos its the only 'brand' they have heard of. I find it sad cos stoner culture is supposed to be anti-materialistic.

G&smokeit, that's a good point.
My personal biggest 2 pet peeves are:
1) calling stuff 'dro' as if it's a strain, not a growing method
2) calling any lavender-colored bud 'purple haze'. Oh pleeeeeeze.

Even a breeder shouldn't name a new strain until he or she is certain that it is an ORIGINAL cross, has UNIQUE characteristics, and really should be stabilizeable/replicable through their own breeding. One good 'fluke' plant isn't really a strain, it's a lucky fluke. The clone-only strains like TRUE Thunderfuck are kind of the exception since the cuttings have proliferated so much and lots of people can grow the same plant.

Yeah, I had an old friend sell me some "purple haze" a few weeks ago, it was really good headies, but it wasn't even purple...

As such, I hold my ground that purple haze is a fictional strain. I told him to stop being a dick to the newbies he sells the "purple haze" to, and stop making up names for his weed. Next thing ya know, he'll be selling green buds as WW...

But it was good.

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Yeah, I had an old friend sell me some "purple haze" a few weeks ago, it was really good headies, but it wasn't even purple...

As such, I hold my ground that purple haze is a fictional strain. I told him to stop being a dick to the newbies he sells the "purple haze" to, and stop making up names for his weed. Next thing ya know, he'll be selling green buds as WW...

But it was good.

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yayayaya he sucks tell him to fuck off, what a loser.

All kinds of stupid people where I live, no one ever knows what they are really smoking. It pisses me off that people around here think that the only way to grow dank weed is with hyrdo. Also, around here anything purple automatically means its the dankest shit ever and the price goes up $10+.

No body ever tried to sell me off bud by some fake ass name because they already know I don't even go for that shit. I rather not know what it is at all than to hear some fake name and everyone that knows me knows that.

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Originally Posted by Pius

haha funniest one i ever heard was white rhino:D:D who ever heard of white weed?:P

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Don't ever talk again please. White Widow was the best weed i ever smoked.... Listen to the name.

Guys... I think that one guy was just fucking around with the White Rhino shit... hence the smiley face

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Originally Posted by stinkyattic

G&smokeit, that's a good point.
My personal biggest 2 pet peeves are:
1) calling stuff 'dro' as if it's a strain, not a growing method
2) calling any lavender-colored bud 'purple haze'. Oh pleeeeeeze.

Even a breeder shouldn't name a new strain until he or she is certain that it is an ORIGINAL cross, has UNIQUE characteristics, and really should be stabilizeable/replicable through their own breeding. One good 'fluke' plant isn't really a strain, it's a lucky fluke. The clone-only strains like TRUE Thunderfuck are kind of the exception since the cuttings have proliferated so much and lots of people can grow the same plant.

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Yeah, nothing pisses me off more than someone who has a "dro plant" cause they planted "dro seeds". And people who don't understand that you can grow good weed in soil. Call all good weed "hydro". Meh, i hate people.

yeah my friend instists that ''dro'' is a strain
i try to explain that its a growing method but hes fucking stupid

"meh i hate people"

this one time this black dealer i met at the gas station asked me if i needed some fire...so i agreed to a dime that costed $20 bcuz he said it was worth that much.... and so he hands me one of those dime sacks with logos on em and this one had stars...he said keep that low til u get home ..its some "DANK" he says,,,called it "chocolate surprise"....i get home...its some BROWN ASS SHWAG and it smelt of exactly like "HERSHEYs" milk chocolate...and it seemed like he melted a lil bit of chocolate on the buds to make it smell like chocolat e....WOW..WOw..niggers

wow thanks

ive heard of plenty of strains... but do these ones actually exist?
Purple passion
purple rainbow
blue satellite

It annoys me that people think hydropinicly grown weed is any stronger than soil grown. The only reason for hydro is faster growth. It's no stronger at all, and half the time they cant grow for shit and it comes out tasting of yummy ferts..

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ive heard of plenty of strains... but do these ones actually exist?
Purple passion
purple rainbow
blue satellite

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um, i've never heard of any of those... i've heard of dutch passion (i think, that might have been one of those legal buds tho) blue satalite? lolol.. sounds more like a tab.

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

um, i've never heard of any of those... i've heard of dutch passion (i think, that might have been one of those legal buds tho) blue satalite? lolol.. sounds more like a tab.

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Have no fear. Dutch Passion is a real strain, and i think it may be a seedbank too.

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ive heard of plenty of strains... but do these ones actually exist?
Purple passion
purple rainbow
blue satellite

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blue sattelite... purple rainbow... that sounds more like fuckin exstacy...

oh and as for one of the names buddha bear said; 'citrus sunrise' i got some bright yellow lemon weed from one of my old dealers a long time ago, and his friend had grown out his own strain PROPERLY (as in breedin over and over to get a stable strain) and it was called citrus surprise, it was a cross of citral and kariba surprise... and i posted about it on a diff. thread the other day, so if thats where you got 'citrus sunrise' from you might like to know it wasnt 'made up' and it WAS a real strain name. - (dunno if it still is...)

Some one said it Best. Unless you buy from a breeder and grow it urself shut it.
simple,,dont quote dealers they want ur cash...

Lip amen im a soil grower and ive taken shit in the past for sticking with it but id have it no other way....

Peace D

Organic Herb all the Way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Land of Drought

Some one said it Best. Unless you buy from a breeder and grow it urself shut it.
simple,,dont quote dealers they want ur cash...

Lip amen im a soil grower and ive taken shit in the past for sticking with it but id have it no other way....

Peace D

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Im also a soil grower and i love it. It's less money, eaier to fix if something goes wrong, not so much to worry about and the buds usualy have a much better taste.

I only really grow 5 plants at a time with 250 watters MH and HPS, works ever time for me. I end up pulling about 2 oz from every plant, and i normally use fem'd seeds when ever i can. I've only had one male from a fem'd pack and only EVER had 1 hermie in all my growing time, but thats a good thing. My mates had hermeis from the same set of seeds as mine, but im not surprised. He was growing them on a window sill during winter. I told him but he didnt listen lol.

Soil FTW

blue sattelite is a strain

lol makes me laugh how some of these strains souund sooooo much like xtacy lol lip have you made that guide on a 45min burner? dnt wana miss it lol

i hear what you all are saying. my buddy sold me orange hydro'sm that he called blueberry :p

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lol makes me laugh how some of these strains souund sooooo much like xtacy lol lip have you made that guide on a 45min burner? dnt wana miss it lol

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Not yet mate, i've arranged for my mate to come round with his camera 2moro, and im meant to be picking up 3 oz of outdoor skunk #1.

Fingers crossed it all comes together and if it does, i'll do it 2moro. I'll put it up in recreational.

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Originally Posted by Pius

haha funniest one i ever heard was white rhino:D:D who ever heard of white weed?:P

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that is real... ive actually tried it, and it does look whitish... its amazing too.:stoned:

guys, i really don't think he was serious about the white rhino thing... someone already said this much but i figured it must be said again ???

black-raspberry moonbeam

i fuckin hate when dumbass ignorant pll do that shit....lets see...ive heard of DRO of course....Pine....regs with a piney smell...coconut haze...mango haze.....and also if it has anything purple on it its automatically purple haze....i try to explain myself to some ppl but there to ignorant to care...atleast im educated...

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haha funniest one i ever heard was white rhino:D:D who ever heard of white weed?:P

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wtF?? there is such thing as white rhino -_- go search it up! n yes there is white bud! check out white widows! >.>

>.> ayy wat does KB really stand for? i heard from 2 different people that it is killer bunnies n then from other dealer that ti is killer buds? :confused: so wat is it? bunnies or juss buds? lol iuno im really :confused: :confused: :confused: :smokin:

Sour Diesel is a real strain, and it taste bomb ass fuck.

Wow am I the only one who doesn't know any names of weed? I just kinda Magyver it as I go along. Besides I get my stuff from the same 2 people every time and i've almost never been dissapointed.

anyone heard of blueberry skunk? its something my friend has been selling, smells just like blueberrys and skunk piss, but deffinatly in the skunk family..

i dont like calling weed by strains really.. i mean there is shit, work, chronic, dank, super dank, and then there is just straight 'POWER'