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OMFG i just lit my lighter (i have a problem with playing with lighters) and if fucking blew up in my hand and caught my hand on fire for a few seconds. i pourd the glass of snapple on it, but it fuckin kills. my parents know i have a problem with playing with fire so they wont like...spaz because i have one...but if FUCKING HURTS!!!
lemme guess man, it was something other than a Bic.
When it comes to lighters, choose bic, it does the trick
lol did you heed the warning "do not keep lit for more than 30 seconds"? that warning is there for a reason you know <.<.. i'm guessing it was a rip-off cheap make of King lighters (the only other lighter i trust next to bic)
meh i've set my entire body on fire at one point or another, can't count how many times my fingers/hands/face have been burnt...i can pick up blunt/cig/joint cherries and not even really feel it, can put cigarettes out on my feet and feel absolutely nothing. my grandma made a grave mistake, she gave me a zippo for my 5th birthday.... ever since then anythign around me seems to go up in flames... i've learned to control it over the last few years, but the years before that.. lmao...
the most memorable burn i ever got, was i poured a whole lot of lighter fluid all over this table, and for some dumb ass reason had my head directly over the table when i lit it on fire, needless to say flames shot up like mad crazy, engulfed my face, most intense heat i've ever felt in my life, i had no eyebrows afterwards either, or eye lashes for that matter... and my left eye was blurry for about the next day or so...
closest thing to a disaster was once i set this toad on fire with gas, the bastard jumped right at the gas can and caught the nozzle on fire, good thing i think quick, i grabbed the can and chunked it.... ain't never tried anything like that since, it was way too hard to put out all the flames...
so now i know im not te only pyro here....
I have always been affraid of a lighter blowing up in my hands. I try to keep new lighter around, there really is no use to light a lighter for to long. Right? lol
thats halarious, ive never heard of anything like that in my life lolQuote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
WHAT THE FUCK WHO LIGHTS ANIMALS ON FIRE FOR FUN? YOU SICK FUCKER!!
setting that toad on fire is mean... why would you do such a thing? makes me feel sad. i remember this time my friend grabbed a toad and chucked it. poor thing... i fucking hate it when people senselessly kill toads, frogs, birds, squirrels, etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
aww give me a break, i was like what? 12-13 maybe? we all do shit we regret doing when we're older, now the only time i'll hurt any animal, is if it's put me in danger, some tiger comes pouncing up on my ass you can bet your ass i'm going to do everything in my power to disable it or kill it....
yeah i wasn't the greatest kid, did alot of shit i regret now, but i'm sure we all did... what we do as kids, and the experiences we go through, are what shape us as adults... i'd say i came out as a somewhat respectable adult, when i could have easily become a serial killer... ;)
oh and if you think i'm bad, you should have seen a friend i used to have, named Brandon, he once punted (i shit you not) a fucking kitten over a powerline... and that was when he was well over 12-13... i wanted to kill him for it... i would have stopped him, but by the time i noticed he even picked something up, much less knowing what it was, it was already in air...
i almost cried when i read that. I hate animal abuseQuote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
im gonna punt your bitch ass friend into a tiger cage
I'd start stretching now then, that's gonna be one helluva kick.Quote:
Originally Posted by dankman
Hey man, sometimes you gotta set your hand on fire. Not me, though. Nope. Good luck next time something like that happens, and remember that butter actually coats the burn, it doesn't heal it.
Get some toothache remedy that has 20% benzocaine. Slather it on your hands. It will kill the pain in seconds. Works on bug bites, too! I don't leave home without it (and about 1,000 other things in my purse lol)!
Ok...your light exploded? Did you have a butane lighter and made some mistake with the butane? I can't see any reason why your lighter would explode... You need to chill with that pyro shit man you can really get hurt and be burned ugly for life :p.
I have a friend that the same thing happend to her when she was hitting the bong. It wasn't a bic lighter. Bics are the best, but I like matches. There sexy and I like to watch things burn.
One time after I had just made this awesome potato cannon, I was trying to dry fire it(no potato). But then for some idiotic reason i decided to look down the barrel and see if the BBQ Starter was even sparking. And guess what, it worked right as I was lookin down the barrel. Lucky it was only hairspray, and not something more caustic. Burning hair is a very bad smell.
lol have fun, he's not my friend anymore anyways...Quote:
Originally Posted by dankman
thats shitty it blew up in your hand, you will probally be traumatized by that for your whole life and be on maury when your older for people afraid of lighters.
i was at my friends house one time and there was a opposum outside playing dead in his back yard and he kicked it an dit wouldnt move, so he pourd gas on it and light it on fire.....man did that thing run fast. i felt bad for it after :(
im a pyro :)!
lmfao, i still remember the chick afraid of mustard... omfg that was the funniest shit ever... i think these people are lying anyways, i mean who the fuck could be scared of mustard, it's not living, it can't come flying at you, or running at you... but she sees a plate of mustard ont he other side of the stage and takes off running... and if someone WAS THAT DAMN SCARED of something like that, no 2-3 day treatment is going to make them stop being afraid of it...Quote:
Originally Posted by huh
dude..i saw that shit. that was stupid as hell...i didnt see why it said she was afraid. i think its cus mustard tastes like shit?
When I was younger I was a pyro. I would always carry my zippo with me thinking I was so cool. One time I was fucking around and I caught a good sized tree on fire. I'd steal all the time to, so I would have shoeboxes of lighters.
I'm a pyro. My mom won't let me have a lighter...:( I burn stuff all the time, oh man! I just found a pack of matches in my pocket...be right back.
Once my friend lit a container of nail polish remover(not because of being a pyro, but because of being a dumbass) and it started popping so he blew into it, and the flame shot up and burnt his face alittle.
Then right after that I was laughing and he lit a toilet paper tube on fire after spraying perfume in it, and i blew into it burning his eyebrows, and the middle of his bangs. :D
OK! ~grabs knife~Quote:
Originally Posted by Hit Me
no, seriously, where the hell did that come from... what you threatening to kill me or something? i'm actually confused where the part about me wanting to die came in... i don't seem to be able to find anything that implied i want to die, so i can only conclude that you want to kill me and are threatening to do so.... if that's the case, more power to ya :thumbsup: that is if you think you can take me down.... and have the balls enough to follow through with it. :thumbsup: either way, good luck...
I think it's because you like Slipknot's music. :p Just kidding, I like Slipknot too. I actually used to live down the street from them. But then I moved.Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
I don't even know where he came up with killing you. o.O a little crazy, I think.
erm... slipknot isn't exactly the type of music that ties in with killing yourself... if i was to say anything about it along those lines i'd say it's more of an angry kill everyone else music... i still don't know where the whole death thing came from... lol
lmao. I meant it as in people say Slipknot' s music sucks. I was making a (crappy) joke. :oQuote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
And yes I'm fast as responding.
oh, ok... lol i still don't see how that ties in with killing myself o.0 because i listen to 'shitty music' i want to kill myself? well i guess that means everyoen wants to kill themselves, for every band or group, or singer out there, there's someone who hates the music...
Settin' shit on fire is fun bcause it calls to our inner desire for destruction and power. And because it looks sweet. I love to burn/blow up/ melt shit. Oh, and did you like freak the torch into a crack liter?? Could be a reason...
OK the reason was because "meh i've set my entire body on fire at one point or another, can't count how many times my fingers/hands/face have been burnt"
or "closest thing to a disaster was once i set this toad on fire with gas, the bastard jumped right at the gas can and caught the nozzle on fire, good thing i think quick, i grabbed the can and chunked it" just pick one. They aren't exactly safe. But that would be my guess. ;)
lol well of course they're not safe... flammable shit, kids and sources of fire very rarely ever mix well... i guess that explanation atleast makes sense tho lol
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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAx 1000000
That is one of the funniest things I have ever imagined.
"Miaow?" DOOSH! "Miaaaaaaaooooooowwwww" THUD!