OMFG WTF!!!

[l3loody]

OMFG i just lit my lighter (i have a problem with playing with lighters) and if fucking blew up in my hand and caught my hand on fire for a few seconds. i pourd the glass of snapple on it, but it fuckin kills. my parents know i have a problem with playing with fire so they wont like...spaz because i have one...but if FUCKING HURTS!!!

l3loody Reviewed by l3loody on 11-13-2006. OMFG WTF!!! OMFG i just lit my lighter (i have a problem with playing with lighters) and if fucking blew up in my hand and caught my hand on fire for a few seconds. i pourd the glass of snapple on it, but it fuckin kills. my parents know i have a problem with playing with fire so they wont like...spaz because i have one...but if FUCKING HURTS!!! Rating: 5

[justinsane]

lemme guess man, it was something other than a Bic.

When it comes to lighters, choose bic, it does the trick

[slipknotpsycho]

lol did you heed the warning "do not keep lit for more than 30 seconds"? that warning is there for a reason you know <.<.. i'm guessing it was a rip-off cheap make of King lighters (the only other lighter i trust next to bic)

meh i've set my entire body on fire at one point or another, can't count how many times my fingers/hands/face have been burnt...i can pick up blunt/cig/joint cherries and not even really feel it, can put cigarettes out on my feet and feel absolutely nothing. my grandma made a grave mistake, she gave me a zippo for my 5th birthday.... ever since then anythign around me seems to go up in flames... i've learned to control it over the last few years, but the years before that.. lmao...

the most memorable burn i ever got, was i poured a whole lot of lighter fluid all over this table, and for some dumb ass reason had my head directly over the table when i lit it on fire, needless to say flames shot up like mad crazy, engulfed my face, most intense heat i've ever felt in my life, i had no eyebrows afterwards either, or eye lashes for that matter... and my left eye was blurry for about the next day or so...

closest thing to a disaster was once i set this toad on fire with gas, the bastard jumped right at the gas can and caught the nozzle on fire, good thing i think quick, i grabbed the can and chunked it.... ain't never tried anything like that since, it was way too hard to put out all the flames...

[smoke it]

so now i know im not te only pyro here....

[Fluffy]

I have always been affraid of a lighter blowing up in my hands. I try to keep new lighter around, there really is no use to light a lighter for to long. Right? lol

[DWhite]

closest thing to a disaster was once i set this toad on fire with gas, the bastard jumped right at the gas can and caught the nozzle on fire, good thing i think quick, i grabbed the can and chunked it.... ain't never tried anything like that since, it was way too hard to put out all the flames...

thats halarious, ive never heard of anything like that in my life lol

[Smokin EnDo]

WHAT THE FUCK WHO LIGHTS ANIMALS ON FIRE FOR FUN? YOU SICK FUCKER!!

[mfqr]

lol did you heed the warning "do not keep lit for more than 30 seconds"? that warning is there for a reason you know <.<.. i'm guessing it was a rip-off cheap make of King lighters (the only other lighter i trust next to bic)

meh i've set my entire body on fire at one point or another, can't count how many times my fingers/hands/face have been burnt...i can pick up blunt/cig/joint cherries and not even really feel it, can put cigarettes out on my feet and feel absolutely nothing. my grandma made a grave mistake, she gave me a zippo for my 5th birthday.... ever since then anythign around me seems to go up in flames... i've learned to control it over the last few years, but the years before that.. lmao...

the most memorable burn i ever got, was i poured a whole lot of lighter fluid all over this table, and for some dumb ass reason had my head directly over the table when i lit it on fire, needless to say flames shot up like mad crazy, engulfed my face, most intense heat i've ever felt in my life, i had no eyebrows afterwards either, or eye lashes for that matter... and my left eye was blurry for about the next day or so...

closest thing to a disaster was once i set this toad on fire with gas, the bastard jumped right at the gas can and caught the nozzle on fire, good thing i think quick, i grabbed the can and chunked it.... ain't never tried anything like that since, it was way too hard to put out all the flames...

setting that toad on fire is mean... why would you do such a thing? makes me feel sad. i remember this time my friend grabbed a toad and chucked it. poor thing... i fucking hate it when people senselessly kill toads, frogs, birds, squirrels, etc.

[slipknotpsycho]

aww give me a break, i was like what? 12-13 maybe? we all do shit we regret doing when we're older, now the only time i'll hurt any animal, is if it's put me in danger, some tiger comes pouncing up on my ass you can bet your ass i'm going to do everything in my power to disable it or kill it....

yeah i wasn't the greatest kid, did alot of shit i regret now, but i'm sure we all did... what we do as kids, and the experiences we go through, are what shape us as adults... i'd say i came out as a somewhat respectable adult, when i could have easily become a serial killer...

oh and if you think i'm bad, you should have seen a friend i used to have, named Brandon, he once punted (i shit you not) a fucking kitten over a powerline... and that was when he was well over 12-13... i wanted to kill him for it... i would have stopped him, but by the time i noticed he even picked something up, much less knowing what it was, it was already in air...

[funky not a junky]

oh and if you think i'm bad, you should have seen a friend i used to have, named Brandon, he once punted (i shit you not) a fucking kitten over a powerline...

i almost cried when i read that. I hate animal abuse