Test for Smart People

got this in my email, and I swear it was written under the influence of mary jane...

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>Test for Smart People.....I have determined that you qualify.
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> The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you

>whether you are qualified to be a professional.
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> Scroll down for each answer.
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> The questions are NOT that difficult.
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> But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!
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> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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> This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an
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> 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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> Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close
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> Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put
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> This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your
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> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
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> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
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> You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
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> Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions
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> 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles,
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> Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across.
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> Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the

>Animal Meeting.
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> This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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> According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
>professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many
preschoolers
>got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively

>disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a
>four-year-old.

What the fuck?

LOL

ive seen this before so is it cheating that knew the answers? =D

lol..i got #3 right!

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Originally Posted by crunksquirrel

lol..i got #3 right!

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lol same thats the only one i got right :D

I just got pwned by that quiz.

answer #1: cut into steaks and stack neatly....Answer #2: you don't, you realize you have way to much food to fit in the fridge and invite over friends for backyard grillin.....answer#3: elephant and giraffe, cause they're grillin on my que.....answer #4: I am way too full to even think about crossing a river.....

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Originally Posted by midlifecrisis

answer #1: cut into steaks and stack neatly....Answer #2: you don't, you realize you have way to much food to fit in the fridge and invite over friends for backyard grillin.....answer#3: elephant and giraffe, cause they're grillin on my que.....answer #4: I am way too full to even think about crossing a river.....

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hahaha, love your spin!

I would assume each situation was not related cronologically. Just more of a trick than a quiz.

I quit after the elephant question. My numb brain was starting to tingle a bit. :smokin:

should i be worried that i thought the answer to No 1 was cut the giraffe into little bits?

I don;t think so as long as you took out the pieces of the giraffe when you needed to put in the pieces of the elephant....lol.....
ok it is a little strange.

That was cool. That sort of test is made to make you think outside the box.

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Originally Posted by Kid Dynamite

should i be worried that i thought the answer to No 1 was cut the giraffe into little bits?

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Lol my friend said that too when I read the question aloud...

I responded with "Thats fucked up man."

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Originally Posted by The_Sellout

I just got pwned by that quiz.

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Word.

haha thats cute. I only got #3 right, and I also thought to cut up the animals to get them in the fridge.

those are so retarded.

yes, yes they are

well maybe im stupid but as far as im concerned there is a little difference between A refrigerator, and THE refrigerator.

Anyhow, that was a neat little quiz though. I answered "you cut the giraffe into pieces and place them all in plastic bags separately then put them in the fridge" to #1. :confused:
THEN you could also fit the elephants'.

on the last question i said "cross the bridge"... :o

i too thought about cutting up the giraffe into small bite-sized pieces for easy organisation