Test for Smart People

[gr8misadventures]

got this in my email, and I swear it was written under the influence of mary jane...

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>Test for Smart People.....I have determined that you qualify.
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> The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you

>whether you are qualified to be a professional.
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> Scroll down for each answer.
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> The questions are NOT that difficult.
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> But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!
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> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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> This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an
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> 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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> Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close
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> Wrong Answer.
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> Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put
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> This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your
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> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
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> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
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> You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
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> Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions
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>you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
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> 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles,
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>you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
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> Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across.
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> Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the

>Animal Meeting.
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> This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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> According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
>professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many
preschoolers
>got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively

>disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a
>four-year-old.

gr8misadventures Reviewed by gr8misadventures on 11-02-2006. Test for Smart People got this in my email, and I swear it was written under the influence of mary jane... *** >Test for Smart People.....I have determined that you qualify. > > The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you >whether you are qualified to be a professional. > Rating: 5

[Smokin EnDo]

What the fuck?

[potsmokingnome]

LOL

[crudemood]

ive seen this before so is it cheating that knew the answers? =D

[crunksquirrel]

lol..i got #3 right!

[Professor Dan K.]

lol..i got #3 right!

lol same thats the only one i got right

[The_Sellout]

I just got pwned by that quiz.

[midlifecrisis]

answer #1: cut into steaks and stack neatly....Answer #2: you don't, you realize you have way to much food to fit in the fridge and invite over friends for backyard grillin.....answer#3: elephant and giraffe, cause they're grillin on my que.....answer #4: I am way too full to even think about crossing a river.....

[gr8misadventures]

answer #1: cut into steaks and stack neatly....Answer #2: you don't, you realize you have way to much food to fit in the fridge and invite over friends for backyard grillin.....answer#3: elephant and giraffe, cause they're grillin on my que.....answer #4: I am way too full to even think about crossing a river.....

hahaha, love your spin!

[Cyclonite]

I would assume each situation was not related cronologically. Just more of a trick than a quiz.