Close F'n Call!!

Ok, so last night i decided to spark up a bowl in my bubbler but i heard that my mom was already making dinner downstairs so i was a little skeptical of doing it. After some though i decided to do it and after taking one hit and blowing it out my window my mom pops into my room with NO WARNING!! I quickly put the bubbler down under my bed and try to play off that i was smoking. My mom asks if i was smoking and i said No. She then sniffed me and sniffed the air around me, she knew!! Then, she started looking down at exactly where my bubbler was sitting! Oh damn, i knew i was caught!! I kept sayin no, i'm not smoking mom i was just looking out my window. She continued to look down where the bubbler was and she moved stuff around to try and see it. I thought i was fucked at that moment. She finally left my room and my heart was beating so fast i thought i was going to pass out. Def. the worst and closest call i've been to getting caught. Sucks and i hope it never happens again.

Smoking in your house is so sketchy man. You parents know for sure if they just bust in on you like that. If you don't have any eye drops/cologne, I suggest getting some ASAP. Pick better times for smoking, before dinner is a bad idea. Mabye after would be better next time. Just go drive somewhere in your car or get to know someone wo has one:thumbsup:

It's rough living at home and trying to smoke. You should either wait till your old enough to live on your own, be honest with your parents, or do it somewhere else. Too much stress trying to hide it.

The trick is just to never do it in your home.

I had a similar experience only I was sober, this was two years ago, before I moved out. I had gotten lazy with where I stashed my shit because all of my other shit was already packed up. I was just using a long wooden pipe that I had gotten from a friend, it had a little metal bowl that was nice for hash but was probably designed for opium. My mom was in my room, getting laundry and she just randomly opened the drawer that I had carelessly stashed a big bag of dank and this pipe. I freaked out and panicked, I grabbed the sack and ran.

I went into our game room, which has a couple of bookshelves, I chucked it behind a row of books. I then ran into the bathroom, locked the door and flushed the toilet. I tried to chill out but the events that had just occurred were the craziest I had experienced to date. When I left the bathroom my mom was searching my room from top to bottom. I let her go right ahead, since I had already hidden all of my shit. I tried explaining that the bag contained "personal items" that I was embarrassed to have, not sure what I meant but I think she thought condoms.

After a couple hours of intense anxiety I went to Best Buy with my brother thinking everything was under control. When I got back my dad was home and my parents were waiting for me. While searching my room my parents found a receipt for a grinder, rolling papers, and a cigarette case; all from the local head shop. At first I denied everything but my parents could tell I was lying. So I conceded that the bag had contained a "Marihuana Cigarette," that originally belonged to a friend. I said that I had flushed the "Marihuana cigarette" down the toilet. I said that I had loaned a friend the money to buy all the paraphernalia, which would explain the receipt with my credit card number on it. My mom believed it all, and my dad said it sounded like a load of shit. They finished by searching my safe which I had the key to. The safe was clean and for some reason that exonerated me from any other mention of this situation. I was even allowed to go on a graduation camping trip the next day, which was merely a well planned excuse to get trashed and build a huge bonfire before leaving for school.

The main thing that I learned during this situation is that it is better to go for lesser charges. I had nearly an ounce and convinced my parents it was merely a joint. I also completly through out all my stoner principles by jumping on the prohibition band wagon. I cited peer pressure as an excuse and used antiquated terms like "marihuanna cigarette", so that I would seem like a newbie.

Parents have not excused me of smoking since. I do however enjoy the benefits of living 3.5 hours away from them.

"...and my dad said it sounded like a load of shit."

Hahahaha! That sounds exactly like my Dad. I could probably say what you said and get off with my Mom but there is no way my Dad would buy that.

But God damn, that sounds like a close call.

Hah, I decided to smoke while everyone was home, and my mom came in..i kept denying it, but then she asked if she needed to search my whole room. At this point I think I had an O of mushies very badly hidden, so I just handed over the little metal pipe and got in trouble for smoking...much better than if she had searched. :p

Never hand over your bowl.

You cant hide it forever. Your parents are not stupid. Trust me they will find out sooner or later. Its no big deal in this day and age!

Peace

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Originally Posted by GodBud

You cant hide it forever. Your parents are not stupid. Trust me they will find out sooner or later. Its no big deal in this day and age!

Peace

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Originally Posted by GodBud

Its no big deal in this day and age!

Peace

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Idk what parents you got but they're definetly not like mine

Wait what. Your mom did catch you, it's so obvious. You didn't get bitched at but pot smells up a room even if you blow it out a window.

If I ever smoke at home, it's outside late at night when my parents are sleeping. As of now tho I just rip at the frat house and in the dorms.

u never got caught smoking weed.
I got high as hell once off this sick blunt,
my mom thought i was smoking a ciggy - i smelled like it - and was lecturing me and shit.
The whole time i was having sick ass spins and didnt catch anything she said. Thats the closest i ever got caught with weed.
My parents aren't cool with shit that's illegal - i guess cuz they're asian but w/e, they just don't know more than what they hear from the news and their friends. If I ever smoke inside my house w/ my parents home, I'll use my lightbulb vape - that shit works but it tastes like shit - iono why.

I never smoke inside even if my dad isn't home. It's safer to just go outside.

Yeah so my mom found a bag of dutch guts and an empty gram bag in my dresser drawer while "looking for a belt". Whatever. I fessed up to smoking occasionally (haha) and I was basically asking for her to rip me cause I was pretty sure however much she yelled wouldn't affect me.

Instead she countered with the "I'm not mad, just really disappointed" card in a really ordinary somewhat concerned voice. I felt/still feel like a real asshole and I wish she had just ripped me instead.

you're already caught.... ahh... teenagers.... so easy to fool.... lol..
trust me she knows, she just decided to not cal lyou on it yet... think i'm lying? wait a while... it'll come out.... soon enough, just watch...

she's gonna be bitching at you and what not... then all of a sudden you're going to hear "and you think i didn't know you were smoking that night? do you think i'm an idiot????"

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Originally Posted by Xhoshi

u never got caught smoking weed.
If I ever smoke inside my house w/ my parents home, I'll use my lightbulb vape - that shit works.

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Exactly like me... If I wanna smoke, ill 90% of the time just go outside...
If I can't get out, I'll use my lighbulb vape.. which is still amazing

If im gonna be smoking weed in my house I always do it well prepared. Windows open, door padded with pillows and with some splash on deodrant around the door. What has got me out of many stickysituations is incense sticks, I always keep one lit or ready to be lit when im smoking weed because they really cover up the smell. If my mum comes in I say its the incense burning.

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

you're already caught.... ahh... teenagers.... so easy to fool.... lol..
trust me she knows, she just decided to not cal lyou on it yet... think i'm lying? wait a while... it'll come out.... soon enough, just watch...

she's gonna be bitching at you and what not... then all of a sudden you're going to hear "and you think i didn't know you were smoking that night? do you think i'm an idiot????"

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Slipknot you speak the truth.

incesnce FTW.

dude...do you not have a lock on your door? or are you just not allowed to have it locked, or what? seriously, even when i'm NOT smoking, the first thing i do after going in my room is LOCK THE DOOR! that teensy tiny little maneuver has saved my ass SO many times, i can't even count 'em!

I mean, one time, i was rolling up a few j's for me and my cousins, and then, because my door was locked, my aunt knocked on it, giving me enough warning so i would have time to throw a blanket over my shit (i was on my bed) and answer the door.

easy-as-fuck to get away with shit that way :p

Yeah, I've been burning incense for as long as i can remember, b4 i even knew what Marijuana looked like. So my mom just says dont have em burnin' while noones home (Afraid of fire)

I live in the basement, all to myself, i toke up all the time, breath out the window, leave my room, light an incent and close the door.

Or if you really want, Smoke up in the bathroom, then take a shower, or pretend you are. and just have a fan on. Workz wonderz

Yeah get a lock on your door pronto.

I was smokin in my room once, making sure to blow all the smoke out my window. I'd done this a couple times before and my parents didnt notice so I didnt think there was anything different this time. For some reason when my parents came home the entire house smelled like weed (i guess another window was open and the smoke trailed in there or something)
My mom came in telling me "THIS ROOM STINKS OF POT!" I denied it of course and ended up blaming it on my step sister, she bought it. Its gotta be the worst feeling thinking your about to get rolled.
Now i just light candles constantly and use one of those bottles stuffed with dryer sheets to kill the smell (what a marvelous invention).

wow thats a bit too close of a call for me, luckily my parents dont care haha as long as I dont catch the house on fire.