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How often do you come home high, and what do you usually do?
I'm thinking of doing this for tomorrow.
I come home. If anybody is there, I say I had gym and I smell, so I'm going to take a shower. Then, spend a half hour in there. BECAUSE I LOVE TAKING SHOWERS HIGH, IT FEELS SO GREAT. Then, go to my room, calmly, and listen to music and just chill.
BUT....my parents, especially my mother, always comes into my room and tries to spy to see what I'm doing. Fuck.
I come home high all the time. and even when confronted directly by my mom. "Matt, are you HIGH??" my response "as a kite"
ha, yea i try NOT to come home high so i dont have to deal with that problem
But when i do i make up some lame excuse to why i was gone for so long and hope she'll buy it
Ive been home high a few times.. only twice have I been high enough for it to make any difference (my voice slurs when im really high) and I just talk in short simple sentences so you cant notice my voice. After that I just go to my room and watch tv.
Maybe instead of hiding out in your room (obviously something is up) you should just do the shower thing, and then watch TV. Like... it's okay to zone out when you watch TV anyway, so maybe it wouldn't be so noticeable? Maybe you can borrow a movie from a friend so you're like "I want to watch this right now so I can return it to my friend tomorrow".
I will say though that I never came home high when I was living with my parents... in fact I didn't smoke back then. So take my advice with a grain of salt :)
Just never admit to anything, be as honest as possible without incriminating yourself, run up to your room and hide your stuff quick and descrete if you have a stash or a peice with you, and take a couple hoodies with you before you leave to bake. Wear one with the hood up while you toke, put it in ur pack, and put the other one on for home. Visine is highly recomended, it solves your red eye (a sign parents look out for). Use hand sanitizer to get rid of any smoke smell on your hands, chew gum for your breath.
Frozen Sativa - good tips. Very good.
Also works for hiding a tobacco habit (the hand sanitizer/gum parts)
well, i never gave a flying fuck when i came home high, but after a while my mom started to care, so when i do it i act as normal as possible, usually end up going on the computer.
Thank you :DQuote:
Frozen Sativa - good tips. Very good.
yeah i walk in faded alot.
and they ask "are you stoned"
i say " yeah whatever, Hey anything good in the fridge?.
"left over pizza, Sweet."
Nearly everyday now :)
come home stoned spend about 1hour in the kitchen they dont notice lmao
yea i walk around the house stoned all the time and come home faded pretty much everynight. But my parents are cool with it and are hippies anyway so i dont gotta worry bout it.
i never come hope JUST after smoking. then id would be too obvious.
let it go doown a bit thn go home.
but then theres where have you been. me: just at the park talking with friends.
dont go home ripped. then you should be fine.
ive gone home bomm(baked outta my mind) and my mom asks" are you flying?" im just like"yeah, i still got some you wanna toke?" she never passes it up
you guys are so fuckign lucky.
my parents are always bitching about drugs ruining society and everything.
damn man, i wish my parents were as chill about it as thatQuote:
Originally Posted by MastaChronic
I don't bother trying to hide it at all except for using Clear Eyes. I'm pretty good at maintaining, my strict-ass school last year was good practice for that...
my mom just says dont smoke in the house, and smoke it all so it dosent stink up the house. i come home stoned all the time, and she knows, but dosent say anything because she grew up in new york where pot was legal in the 70's. she smoked a shitload of weed. so did my dad, but he hasnt caught me smokin yet. i know hes cool with it, but he just aint seen me baked. so i guess i got it pretty good.
clear eyes...the good kind- redness relief
the only reason my mom smokes with me is cause she has MMJ and it helps her fibromyalgia
To everyone whos parents object to drug use.
If your parents are religious you may want to show them some information on the polish eytmologist Sula Bennet. She discovered that words in the old testament of the bible were actually translated incorrectly from hebrew to english.
In chapter 30 of exodus god gives moses a recipe for annointing oil. In the orginal hebrew text, he lists "kaneh-bosm" as an ingredient. Since Sula Bennet's research, the University of Israel has confirmed that "Kaneh-bosm" is a cognate for the greek word kannabis or the latin word cannabis.
This means that the sacred annointing oil used by moses AND Jesus contained Cannabis. This oil was often rubbed on the skin behind the ears or on the forehead. The oil was psycoactive. This means that Moses and Jesus beyond any shadow of a doubt had been stoned.
It gets better....
The word messiah comes from the hebrew word Mashiach. It translates as "the annointed one." This refers to the holy annointing oil. So being the messiah technically translates to "has been under the influence of cannabis."
it gets better....
The name Christ in Jesus Christ, is actually a shortened from of the word "christianed." Christianed also means annointed.
At the core of any judea-christian religion is cannabis. To hate cannabis is to hate god.
Ever wonder what the burning bush was that moses spoke to?
Cannabis was often used by making a large pile, lighting it on fire and meditating next to it. This is the most likely explaination for the burning bush.
Cannabis is a gift from god. To be called christ implies the use of cannabis.
Perhaps the war on drugs is the Anti-Christ.....
Think about it, since the illegalization of cannabis, everything in the world is horrible. America spends 60 billion dollars a year on a campaign thats been proved to ENCOURAGE drug use.
Search the internet to confirm my statements. These arguments give us pot smokers a leg to stand on, when dealing with parents or conservatives.
Don't hide your drug habit, celebrate it and explain to everyone why its ok!
good post.. i'll be sure to save this. :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by nerdroc
I come home high alot.....My mom either tells me as long as the neighbors dont see me smokin its alright or she just chuckles a bit and tells me when dinners ready lol
i come home high alot(not as much as i used to though). my mom knows what im up to, not really too pleased with it, so her house, ill try to respect that. i normally smoke later(when everybodys asleep) or im out with friends and dont come home until late.
lmao my mates parents, his mum started of with her hating the fact that he smoked weed the she eventually let him smoke in the house because its better than going outdoors (more chance of getting caught) now she even helps him grow the plants, lucky bastard :(Quote:
Originally Posted by 4gan2ja0
yo i come home blazed and my mom is like where the weed i want some 2. so we sit down roll a doob and get blazed together
I smoke at home, I drink at home, I come home drunk, stoned or both
my dad doesn't care if I drink, but if I smoke, he'll kill me
but I think he knows but just doesn't say anything
I got priveledges ever since I got a job
Ha shit ya im lucky, I live in the basment room, and in my room is a door that goes outside. Then I have walking stones to my front driveway so I wont track dirt into my room. I got a fridge and micro, in the laundry room 3 feet from my room , tivo, and comp in my room down here so im set.. But some times I do run into my parents when I get home and high as shit. I just dont look them in the eye that much, and talk kinda normal but diffently high. They kno I smoke they just dont say anything bout it anymore..
I think my mom would be suprised if I came home sober because im always high, even at home.
when I come home blazed, it's a full retreat to my bedroom to watch movies/play games/music.:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :dance: :dance: