Ok, to the people who live with their parents...

[poiuyt]

How often do you come home high, and what do you usually do?

I'm thinking of doing this for tomorrow.

I come home. If anybody is there, I say I had gym and I smell, so I'm going to take a shower. Then, spend a half hour in there. BECAUSE I LOVE TAKING SHOWERS HIGH, IT FEELS SO GREAT. Then, go to my room, calmly, and listen to music and just chill.

BUT....my parents, especially my mother, always comes into my room and tries to spy to see what I'm doing. Fuck.

poiuyt Reviewed by poiuyt on 10-13-2006. Ok, to the people who live with their parents... How often do you come home high, and what do you usually do? I'm thinking of doing this for tomorrow. I come home. If anybody is there, I say I had gym and I smell, so I'm going to take a shower. Then, spend a half hour in there. BECAUSE I LOVE TAKING SHOWERS HIGH, IT FEELS SO GREAT. Then, go to my room, calmly, and listen to music and just chill. BUT....my parents, especially my mother, always comes into my room and tries to spy to see what I'm doing. Fuck. Rating: 5

[souldistortion]

I come home high all the time. and even when confronted directly by my mom. "Matt, are you HIGH??" my response "as a kite"

[crunksquirrel]

ha, yea i try NOT to come home high so i dont have to deal with that problem
But when i do i make up some lame excuse to why i was gone for so long and hope she'll buy it

[Kon.Artist.]

Ive been home high a few times.. only twice have I been high enough for it to make any difference (my voice slurs when im really high) and I just talk in short simple sentences so you cant notice my voice. After that I just go to my room and watch tv.

[TheSmokingMonkey]

Maybe instead of hiding out in your room (obviously something is up) you should just do the shower thing, and then watch TV. Like... it's okay to zone out when you watch TV anyway, so maybe it wouldn't be so noticeable? Maybe you can borrow a movie from a friend so you're like "I want to watch this right now so I can return it to my friend tomorrow".

I will say though that I never came home high when I was living with my parents... in fact I didn't smoke back then. So take my advice with a grain of salt

[Frozen Sativa]

Just never admit to anything, be as honest as possible without incriminating yourself, run up to your room and hide your stuff quick and descrete if you have a stash or a peice with you, and take a couple hoodies with you before you leave to bake. Wear one with the hood up while you toke, put it in ur pack, and put the other one on for home. Visine is highly recomended, it solves your red eye (a sign parents look out for). Use hand sanitizer to get rid of any smoke smell on your hands, chew gum for your breath.

[TheSmokingMonkey]

Frozen Sativa - good tips. Very good.

Also works for hiding a tobacco habit (the hand sanitizer/gum parts)

[4gan2ja0]

well, i never gave a flying fuck when i came home high, but after a while my mom started to care, so when i do it i act as normal as possible, usually end up going on the computer.

[Frozen Sativa]

Frozen Sativa - good tips. Very good.

Thank you

[Hydro_smoka]

yeah i walk in faded alot.

and they ask "are you stoned"

i say " yeah whatever, Hey anything good in the fridge?.
"left over pizza, Sweet."