"I fucking Ripped her man!"

heres a funny little story.
My two friends were pretty drunk and it was her b-day so she decided to have sex with her bf on the floor of the basement. We were upstairs minding our own business when her bf runs up the stairs rapped in a blanket screaming "i fucking ripped her man!" and his hand was just real bloody.

He whipped his hand off on a white towel and cuz he was drunk he kept screaming "Ewww! look at all that blood!" so we had to take the towel from him. All this screaming while the rents were awake upstairs.

They continued their sexual misadventure after she stopped bleeding.

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Originally Posted by Mr Greenthumb

heres a funny little story.
My two friends were pretty drunk and it was her b-day so she decided to have sex with her bf on the floor of the basement. We were upstairs minding our own business when her bf runs up the stairs rapped in a blanket screaming "i fucking ripped her man!" and his hand was just real bloody.

He whipped his hand off on a white towel and cuz he was drunk he kept screaming "Ewww! look at all that blood!" so we had to take the towel from him. All this screaming while the rents were awake upstairs.

They continued their sexual misadventure after she stopped bleeding.

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Hahahaha, been there got the t shirt!;)

...lol.

Your friend needs some explaining on how to have sex. :thumbsup: It's an obvious reason how that happened.

Sorry, I just don't find this funny at all. It's more, gross than anything.

omg...

so he busted her cherry or was she just in that time of the month? I don't know and I'm not sure I want to know. Gross.

could be hemorrhoids also but i dont want to think about it...

that ain't right

ripping any part of the body isn't cool, that shit hurts!

Yeah, that's bad. Bad story about an event that was obviously painful and violent in some way for the girl. It's not a funny little story.

Its not funny that she got hurt. Its funny that her bf was screaming about it rapped in a blanket. I guess you would have had to be there. Oh well.

i laughed...

The phrase "I fucking ripped her man" is funny...but when you think about it its not funny.

What exactly did he do to 'rip' her anyway?

tell him to get some lube for gods sake.....ouch.....use lube tons and tons of lube

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Originally Posted by Mr Greenthumb

Its not funny that she got hurt. Its funny that her bf was screaming about it rapped in a blanket. I guess you would have had to be there. Oh well.

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I hear you on the humorous part of it. There is something funny about naked friends running around in a panic. Just hope he was feeling some of that concern for his unfortunate partner before he began worrying about the blood. That guy's not going to be winning any lover-boy awards!

i dunno if they went rite back at it she could only have been in so much pain... its not like we no why she was bleeding anyway could have just been the period...

Well, if she agreed to continue copulating then I guess it wasn't that serious.

I'd think that they might be a little embarrassed when they sober up. :dance:

Vile.

The things people will say for attention.

ROFL, thats a bit sick then hiarlious at the same time.

popped her cherry , good job m8

That's not funny.:cool: