"I fucking Ripped her man!"

[Mr Greenthumb]

heres a funny little story.
My two friends were pretty drunk and it was her b-day so she decided to have sex with her bf on the floor of the basement. We were upstairs minding our own business when her bf runs up the stairs rapped in a blanket screaming "i fucking ripped her man!" and his hand was just real bloody.

He whipped his hand off on a white towel and cuz he was drunk he kept screaming "Ewww! look at all that blood!" so we had to take the towel from him. All this screaming while the rents were awake upstairs.

They continued their sexual misadventure after she stopped bleeding.

Mr Greenthumb Reviewed by Mr Greenthumb on 09-28-2006. "I fucking Ripped her man!" heres a funny little story. My two friends were pretty drunk and it was her b-day so she decided to have sex with her bf on the floor of the basement. We were upstairs minding our own business when her bf runs up the stairs rapped in a blanket screaming "i fucking ripped her man!" and his hand was just real bloody. He whipped his hand off on a white towel and cuz he was drunk he kept screaming "Ewww! look at all that blood!" so we had to take the towel from him. All this screaming while Rating: 5

[buddymyfriend]

heres a funny little story.
My two friends were pretty drunk and it was her b-day so she decided to have sex with her bf on the floor of the basement. We were upstairs minding our own business when her bf runs up the stairs rapped in a blanket screaming "i fucking ripped her man!" and his hand was just real bloody.

He whipped his hand off on a white towel and cuz he was drunk he kept screaming "Ewww! look at all that blood!" so we had to take the towel from him. All this screaming while the rents were awake upstairs.

They continued their sexual misadventure after she stopped bleeding.

Hahahaha, been there got the t shirt!

[Frivolous248]

...lol.

[Nochowderforyou]

Your friend needs some explaining on how to have sex. :thumbsup: It's an obvious reason how that happened.

Sorry, I just don't find this funny at all. It's more, gross than anything.

[OniEhtRedrum781]

omg...

[benagain]

so he busted her cherry or was she just in that time of the month? I don't know and I'm not sure I want to know. Gross.

[rottenPauL]

could be hemorrhoids also but i dont want to think about it...

[Kryzco]

that ain't right

ripping any part of the body isn't cool, that shit hurts!

[birdgirl73]

Yeah, that's bad. Bad story about an event that was obviously painful and violent in some way for the girl. It's not a funny little story.

[Mr Greenthumb]

Its not funny that she got hurt. Its funny that her bf was screaming about it rapped in a blanket. I guess you would have had to be there. Oh well.