Don't smoke in the bathroom

So last night at about 10:30, when everyone in the house was starting to wind down, I went to the bathroom and turned on the shower, and locked the bathroom, and then smoked a bowl, and blew into the shower. Then I wet my hair and turned off the shower and went back to my room. About 5 minutes later my mom opens the door of my room and is sniffing. After she walked away I got up and asked her what was wrong and she was like "do you smell that?! it smells like someone's smoking a ciggarette!, It almost smells like pot!" I'm high and panicking but I keep my cool and pretend to be shocked and i run around outside to look like I'm looking for someone smoking. She eventually gave up and went to bed so phew!

But the moral of the story is, if you live with your parents, and dont have a real good place to smoke, dont do it in your bathroom!

Hahaha

I smoke in my bathroom every day, you just got to be careful. What I do it put a towel under the door (not rly needed but i like to be extra careful). Then I take out a lysol can to spray. Then I open the window as big as possible and turn on the air thing for when you crap. I take a hit and blow it right out the window, making sure no smoke is in the actual bathroom. Then I spray down the bathroom again, sprey myself with axe and use listerine. Then I close the window, take the towel out from under the door, put the bowl in my pocket with the lighter, dump the ashes in the toilet first, then I flush, wash my hands, and go enjoy my high.

Also after smoking and drinking alot I can control myself to seem sober (to a certain point of course, but who smokes that much alone that they are retarded, thats just weird.... unless ur really bored and you have like 8 hours).

i've smoked in the bathroom of a hotel room with my bad sleeping 10 feet away. I just exhaled into the towel. another time i was taking a shit and my mom knocked on the door asking "what are you doing in there?" don't know what she thought i was doing but i replied "taking a shit". yea.

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Originally Posted by Cas

i've smoked in the bathroom of a hotel room with my bad sleeping 10 feet away. I just exhaled into the towel. another time i was taking a shit and my mom knocked on the door asking "what are you doing in there?" don't know what she thought i was doing but i replied "taking a shit". yea.

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Haha yeah one time I made the mistake of no towel or anything just flat out smoke and my moms like "What are you doing in there, lighting matches?!", I'm like nah mah, smokin' weed. Yeah, thats when I got grounded.

Added: Also I got an extra long grounding since I was smoking on a family vacation, lol :thumbsup:

i just lean completley out of the windo and smoke. its fine

Whe i was in high school i had my method to a perfection to a point where my dad would use the bathroom seconds after and not know a thing.

I would turn on the shower hot as can be and sit on the toilet with my bub and smoke for maybe 7 minutes, all the while exhaling through the doob tube. I would only crack the window wide enough to fit the tube through and exhale through.

another thing that makes a huge difference is capping the bowls between hits, because with my bub it can let off some smoke between when you hit and when you clear, or between lights.

after smoking i would simply take a normal shower. by the end the room has steamed enough that any suspicious smells are gone, and it simply smells like shampoo. I had this down to an art where no form of smoke that smelled like marijuana would be released at any time during the process. foolproof,

Well before my mom stopped caring i would go into my bathroom (which is in my room anyway) lock the door. turn on the shower, then go into the toilet part, close the door to that with a towel underneath. turn on my extractor fan and stand on the toilet seat and blow hits into the fan. Then I'd spray some axe round in there leave the door closed have my shower and leave the fan on. works perfectly

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Originally Posted by led.zeppelin

Well before my mom stopped caring i would go into my bathroom (which is in my room anyway) lock the door. turn on the shower, then go into the toilet part, close the door to that with a towel underneath. turn on my extractor fan and stand on the toilet seat and blow hits into the fan. Then I'd spray some axe round in there leave the door closed have my shower and leave the fan on. works perfectly

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exactly what i do :)

Make sure to get the room steamy with hot water to nix the smell you could even light a match.

I always put a towel under the door, open the window, turn on the water really hot smoked, then i would take my shower, if i still thought it smelled i would rub some deoderent on a towel and spin it around in the air for a minute (don't laugh, it worked like a charm). Leave the window just a little bit cracked and i was on my way.

One word: attic.

I odn't even bother to smokein the bathroom. Here's what Ido. I cover up the door with a balnket. I light an incense stick. I turn on the fan and turn it so it sucks the air out. Then light up the weed.

Haha, I've never toked up in the bathroom. Its not a very strategical place in my house, in my opinion. I just wait till my parents are asleep and chief in my room while blowing the smoke out the window, I don't expect them to come in my room since they're asleep, so I'm usually good, sometimes I have not even bothered to open the window. But it can get smokey, so its better too, plus sometimes you can smell it in the hall, and you need to pass my room to go to the other parts of the house.

Best way to not get caught: Don't be high around your parents at all, and only smoke when they aren't home. Night time toking can even be dangerous, even if its midnight. I know from experience.

I used to smoke in the bathroom, blow it out the window and such, but eventually i started hotboxing the bathroom, then it just came to the point of me NEVER getting caught, so now i just hotbox my bedroom, with no precautions what so ever, i just sit on my couch and light up. I may be pushin my luck, but so far ive been clear.

Hope your luck doesn't run out...I used to push the limits too. Parents came in when there was still weed smoke in the air multiple times, even commented on it, but I told them "insence" and they were none the wiser. Got caught eventually though, now I gotta be mad sneaky.

you guys should get a empty toilet paper tube .. stuff a few dryer sheets into it and blow your smoke through it.

in addition to the hot water/fan/window thing .. you should be just fine.

just blow it out your window?

i just light an incense and blow it in the fan

Yeah... I got caught smoking in the bathroom by my mom ... she said ''hey it smell like pot... next time go smoke outside '' lol ... funny

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Originally Posted by cole

just blow it out your window?

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The problem is, its not necessarily the smoke that smells, its the fact that you just light up some ganja. Blowing smoke out the window does not get the smell out entirely, just the smoke.

ive never really had to smoek in my bathroom, usually when i smoke in ym house its in my room after my mom goes to sleep, ill just open the window all the way up put some incense on put the fan in the window put a blaket under the door and light it up, but thats usually right after school when my moms not home or at night when shes asleep, every once and a while whne i cant smoek in my room for soem reason ill go into my bros room, his closet is like 8x3 and i jsut clam bake in there, its great



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Originally Posted by Frivolous248

The problem is, its not necessarily the smoke that smells, its the fact that you just light up some ganja. Blowing smoke out the window does not get the smell out entirely, just the smoke.

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spray ozium :thumbsup: :rasta:

I smoke in my bathroom all the time, but I got a fan dealy on the ceiling so it sucks up the smoke...

I used to wait until till my rents were asleep but one night i toked up so much bud they came down stairs cause the smell had reached up into there room.

Then we had a talk.

And now i step outside.

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Originally Posted by sirsmokesalot

Whe i was in high school i had my method to a perfection to a point where my dad would use the bathroom seconds after and not know a thing.

I would turn on the shower hot as can be and sit on the toilet with my bub and smoke for maybe 7 minutes, all the while exhaling through the doob tube. I would only crack the window wide enough to fit the tube through and exhale through.

another thing that makes a huge difference is capping the bowls between hits, because with my bub it can let off some smoke between when you hit and when you clear, or between lights.

after smoking i would simply take a normal shower. by the end the room has steamed enough that any suspicious smells are gone, and it simply smells like shampoo. I had this down to an art where no form of smoke that smelled like marijuana would be released at any time during the process. foolproof,

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unless the smoke gets in to the towels, then it stays in the towels for a while,,, i go outside or in my room, open a window and have a bottle of frebreeze, it only works if you go late at night

Back in Highschool, I'd just sit on the couch, and if my dad walks in, I would ask if he wants a bowl. My uncle, father and grandfather all done it in their past and my uncle still does once in a blue moon.

Around here it was called a 'sploof'. A toilet paper roll, a few dryer sheets stuffed inside. Exhalation through the tube. Maybe some extra body spray (for the room/yourself) as a precaution. :thumbsup:

yeah we were at my friends house and we were using his dads bong and his dad walked down and was like i would take a hit but i gotta go hahaha (his dad still smokes)

just add some incense

some candles

and a snoopy

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You just have to know your house, what places are better than others, and what you're smoking out of (bowl, bong, joint, blunt).

I personally smoke in the basement, but I generally avoid doing it at home anymore, if you can go somewhere else, even outside, it's probably safer.

I used to smoke in folks bathroom all the time.

All I did was turn on the shower as hot as it could go, get it steamy in there, turned on the exaust fan, and I blew it outside and into the fan, which then went directly outside. After I was done smoking, I then took a shower, and all the smells from the soap and such, with the mix if the steam and blowing the smoke out the fan, it didn't smell at all.

The prblem with yours is that you just turned on the hot water and sat in there smoking. Of course the smell won't dissapear. That's like smoking in your room with no window with the heat turned up. It doesn't surprise me that you almost got caught.

Smoke some crack, it'll mask the canna-smell.

i blaze in the bathroom all the time. you just suck at it. :D ;)

Kids, you need a vaporizer! It REALLY cuts down the smell! I've had my hubby walk in minutes after I vaped and he didn't notice anything! Also, you need less pot for the same high. Your lungs won't get crudded up- NO SMOKER'S COUGH! AND what's left over can be used in cooking (some folks even smoke it and say they can get high a second time). OK, it is less conveinent- it takes 5 minutes to warm up and you need to hide the vaporizer from the parents, but it is stealthy, healthy and keeps you wealthy cause you need only 1/2 the pot! (Dang, I remember $10 ounces) Vapor Brother's is a good buy. Look into getting a vape- end of lecture- Granny Storm Crow

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Originally Posted by theonlylivingboyinCA

you guys should get a empty toilet paper tube .. stuff a few dryer sheets into it and blow your smoke through it.

in addition to the hot water/fan/window thing .. you should be just fine.

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how does this work exactly? does it just filter the smoke so it doesnt smell as bad or what. and do i still need to blow that out the window or just thru the tube thing.

yoyoman, blowing it throught tha doob toob then outside is probably your best bet, just to be safe.

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Originally Posted by yoyoman1020

how does this work exactly? does it just filter the smoke so it doesnt smell as bad or what. and do i still need to blow that out the window or just thru the tube thing.

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I'd still blow it through the window if I were you, doob tubes are mostly supplementary and do not cover the smell 100%. Unfortunately for me my parents lock all the windows in the house and everything so smoking is impossible. I just don't even bother.

<-- Just got back from smoking in the bathroom with a parent right outside the door. My way works :)

i smoke in the shower alot and my dad never smells it you just hafta make sure you have a window and really hot water going, but i dont really like doing it in the shower anyways because the water always screws my lighter up

My friend had an idea where he worked out in the same shorts and jeans for 3 days and then hid them in his room. It smells like ass but doesnt smell like pot.