Don't smoke in the bathroom

[yoyoman1020]

So last night at about 10:30, when everyone in the house was starting to wind down, I went to the bathroom and turned on the shower, and locked the bathroom, and then smoked a bowl, and blew into the shower. Then I wet my hair and turned off the shower and went back to my room. About 5 minutes later my mom opens the door of my room and is sniffing. After she walked away I got up and asked her what was wrong and she was like "do you smell that?! it smells like someone's smoking a ciggarette!, It almost smells like pot!" I'm high and panicking but I keep my cool and pretend to be shocked and i run around outside to look like I'm looking for someone smoking. She eventually gave up and went to bed so phew!

But the moral of the story is, if you live with your parents, and dont have a real good place to smoke, dont do it in your bathroom!

yoyoman1020 Reviewed by yoyoman1020 on 09-18-2006. Don't smoke in the bathroom So last night at about 10:30, when everyone in the house was starting to wind down, I went to the bathroom and turned on the shower, and locked the bathroom, and then smoked a bowl, and blew into the shower. Then I wet my hair and turned off the shower and went back to my room. About 5 minutes later my mom opens the door of my room and is sniffing. After she walked away I got up and asked her what was wrong and she was like "do you smell that?! it smells like someone's smoking a Rating: 5

[S.P.Q.R.]

Hahaha

[AlwaysBlazed]

I smoke in my bathroom every day, you just got to be careful. What I do it put a towel under the door (not rly needed but i like to be extra careful). Then I take out a lysol can to spray. Then I open the window as big as possible and turn on the air thing for when you crap. I take a hit and blow it right out the window, making sure no smoke is in the actual bathroom. Then I spray down the bathroom again, sprey myself with axe and use listerine. Then I close the window, take the towel out from under the door, put the bowl in my pocket with the lighter, dump the ashes in the toilet first, then I flush, wash my hands, and go enjoy my high.

Also after smoking and drinking alot I can control myself to seem sober (to a certain point of course, but who smokes that much alone that they are retarded, thats just weird.... unless ur really bored and you have like 8 hours).

[Cas]

i've smoked in the bathroom of a hotel room with my bad sleeping 10 feet away. I just exhaled into the towel. another time i was taking a shit and my mom knocked on the door asking "what are you doing in there?" don't know what she thought i was doing but i replied "taking a shit". yea.

[AlwaysBlazed]

i've smoked in the bathroom of a hotel room with my bad sleeping 10 feet away. I just exhaled into the towel. another time i was taking a shit and my mom knocked on the door asking "what are you doing in there?" don't know what she thought i was doing but i replied "taking a shit". yea.

Haha yeah one time I made the mistake of no towel or anything just flat out smoke and my moms like "What are you doing in there, lighting matches?!", I'm like nah mah, smokin' weed. Yeah, thats when I got grounded.

Added: Also I got an extra long grounding since I was smoking on a family vacation, lol :thumbsup:

[NightProwler]

i just lean completley out of the windo and smoke. its fine

[sirsmokesalot]

Whe i was in high school i had my method to a perfection to a point where my dad would use the bathroom seconds after and not know a thing.

I would turn on the shower hot as can be and sit on the toilet with my bub and smoke for maybe 7 minutes, all the while exhaling through the doob tube. I would only crack the window wide enough to fit the tube through and exhale through.

another thing that makes a huge difference is capping the bowls between hits, because with my bub it can let off some smoke between when you hit and when you clear, or between lights.

after smoking i would simply take a normal shower. by the end the room has steamed enough that any suspicious smells are gone, and it simply smells like shampoo. I had this down to an art where no form of smoke that smelled like marijuana would be released at any time during the process. foolproof,

[led.zeppelin]

Well before my mom stopped caring i would go into my bathroom (which is in my room anyway) lock the door. turn on the shower, then go into the toilet part, close the door to that with a towel underneath. turn on my extractor fan and stand on the toilet seat and blow hits into the fan. Then I'd spray some axe round in there leave the door closed have my shower and leave the fan on. works perfectly

[Greenport]

Well before my mom stopped caring i would go into my bathroom (which is in my room anyway) lock the door. turn on the shower, then go into the toilet part, close the door to that with a towel underneath. turn on my extractor fan and stand on the toilet seat and blow hits into the fan. Then I'd spray some axe round in there leave the door closed have my shower and leave the fan on. works perfectly

exactly what i do

[BongZoola]

Make sure to get the room steamy with hot water to nix the smell you could even light a match.