ok...zombies have infected the world and are slowly spread everywhere...u have an hour to get the supplies u need and find a safe place to make ur last stand before the zombies make it to ur area...what do u do?
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ok...zombies have infected the world and are slowly spread everywhere...u have an hour to get the supplies u need and find a safe place to make ur last stand before the zombies make it to ur area...what do u do?
i'd get a chainsaw, some gas for it, an ounce of bud, bong and a lighter. oh and some moist towelettess because im sure that'd get pretty messy.
plus ammo for all the guns in the house.. all of the guns... and the actions(the bolts for the rifles and clips for the hand guns, and the revolers for the revolers) and lots of food... and my chain saw clothes... and my chain saw boots.Quote:
Originally Posted by Captin
Call up the rest of the local regiment of the Zombie Defense Organization. You think I'm joking do you? I'm dead serious (pun intended), my friends and I have funded several tounge in cheek (though only slightly) groups at the various universities we ended up going to a year or so ago. The one I set up at UCSC has 24 members ready to drop everything, form up and kick some zombie ass when the invasion comes. We've got plans, supplies, and an urge to purge the undead.
If I wasn't with them though, I'd grab as much food, water, medicine, clothing, bud and weapons as I could reasonably carry and still move fast. I'd jump on my bike (cars are too noisy, and all roads are likely to be jammed anyway) and speed off into the wilderness. I'd try and find a very secluded spot far away from any former population centers, and see if I could wait it out.
im grabbing the biggest gun and sharpest object i can find (of course a load load of ammo) and the hottest human chick in the area and 15 pounds of the finest bud around and going into a 2 sotry building where i can make my stand from up stairs...while i wait ill have unprotected sex in foriegn postions all the while toking a bowl...i guess i should brg some food to huh?...
If it happens i will admit i was wrong about gun control.
canadians are born with a genetic build for having strict gun control policys...canada will be the first to fall to the zombies :pQuote:
Originally Posted by canucktoker
i'd go to the costume shop and get the best zombie costume they have...........
:D
What i whould do is Get to the mall in any way possible.. its only 5 mins away...Find a huge truck and fill it with Growing supplies, Food, Water, Bowls, Bongs, i whould grab a nice quality bow and a shitload of arrows, Many knifes,Gasoline, any games that can be played with 1 person, batterys, flashlights, hammer, nails,saw, and any other supplies i might need but cant think of right now, That whould take a total of 45 mins to gather everything.. Hotwire a truck n load it all up.. Head back to my home and knock down the stairs leading up to the deck so no access is allowed by the zombos.. Board up the front door with A Thin steel covering and wood and seal off all access to the hallway TO the front door.. Then i whould wire a nice grow setup and start growing.and go on with my life from the occasional popping a zombo from my window with bow/arrow..If the zombos where killed off i whouldnt care.. If i knew somone that got bit i whould say " Well then.. Sucks to be you " ..if i got bit i whould go on the deck and sit on the side of the deck.. when i turned i whould fall off.. HIGH ><
Those zombies will kill me! Which is why I'm gonna drink this zombie antidote...
*zombies come and tear me limb from limb*
Didn't work...*falls over dead*
Shotgun+lifetime supply of ammo.
everything in kroger.
everything at convient store.
seeds and soil and pots and lights and a generator.
and then just hold up in my basement.
Id kill lots of people, extract their brains and throw them in a pile. While the zombies were busy munching on those then id go smoke my bowl in safety
im calling up the cast from resident evil....brb...
man thats a pretty grizzly senario, I got kids so my first priority wld be them ,in the desert there is some old opal mines id head for there with all the food ,guns and weed i cld carry.
*bump
go down the street to the store, stock up on water, canned foods, noodles and shit like that, and on the way back stop by the gunstore also just down the street and pick up couple of pistols, a couple of shotguns, an assault rifle, and a sniper rifle, and more ammo then i can carry (lol, i'd throw it all in a car bag by bag) and prepare to make my last stand.
I would hide in the woods with my dog,
I would just listen to Rod Argent playing the piano. It really would not be that scary to have a keyboard based British Invasion group take over the world.
i do this everyday.... go buy "dead rising" for xbox360.
Best 360 game period. Maybe Call of duty 2.Quote:
Originally Posted by iwantFUEGO
Anyways. I would take my truck to the hardware store. Buy wood and board up all the windows in doors because zombies are stupid and slow and have a hard time opening boarded up doors since their practically braindead. I would also but lots of weapons. Machine guns, grenades, and id make some homeade bombs (and bongs) and i would stand on the top of my house waiting for the herd of zombies to come. When they got close enough i would through grenades and bombs into the heard. As well as fire at them with guns. Then a bunch would be dead and i would be neigborhood hero. All would praise me. And then i would run for office of something and work my way up to president. My main focus of the campaign would be the man who saved his neighborhood from the deadly zombie outbreak of 2006. I would then get elected president(cause everybody loves a zombie killer) and i would then legalize marijuana and other drugs. Then all would love me. I would dismantle the DEA. I would then live out my dream. Getting high in the oval office. It would be utter bliss. AND i would have a massive cannabis party at the white house. And every member on here would be invited. But no one else would be. And it would be sweet. And then world peace would be achieved cause the other countries would follow the US's model of things.
Peace!
kil myself
Drive to nearest supermarket with family and pick up trucks, , load up on as much supplies as possible. Hardware store (with guns and ammo) is next door, load up. Drive home, Unload everything, barricade doors/windows, fortify everything,
and use tools to have easy access to roof.
Work from there.
PRETEND IM A ZOMBIE THEYLL NEVER KNOW HHEHH
GEEZ HOW MANY COPIES OF DEAD RISING DO U HAVE BY NOW :dance:Quote:
Originally Posted by iwantFUEGO
UM U STOLE MY IDEA :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by homestar
See, when I first played the original Resident Evil on PSX, it freaked me OUT! Like nightmare status, ya know? I was, what, 10? So I had a right! lol Anyway, I used to constantly think about the scenario and what I would do.
I've not a PHOBIA about it anymore. But, every once in a while, I'll glance around and think about the things around the house I could use to block all the windows and doors and have a chuckle.
If it really happened, I live on the second floor of an apartment building complex. The only bad thing is is that the patio doors are both made of glass. So, I'd have to go to the store and buy all the wood necessary had, and lots of nails, and go home, quickly board of the entire length of the two doors (like...9-10 feet?) and then I'd bolt up the door. After that, I'd throw the huuuuge, homemade oak table that my uncle made and wedge it against the door and the wall that is right across from the door. After that, I'd probably put more boards vertically over the boards already horizontally fixed over the patio door for extra protection.
I have swords, katana's. Both are sharp enough to actually cut a little bit into a steel, box-fan engine. I think my defense would be enough to buy me just enough time to starve to death.
I'm just thinking...in Land of the Dead, it takes place 3 years after Dawn of the Dead. So...I'm thinking going into the woods in the middle of nowhere and trying to wait it out won't help much. Eventually they'll wonder close enough to you to be able to smell you.
Which brings up another point, the makeup thing don't work because they say that zombies can tell you're a human from the way you move, and you're smell.
Sorry, I used to be into this, remember??!?
wow i think i would just go to like mississippi u cant find anything in that crazy state and wait it out with old reliable(shotgun) and and airsoft gun for the kicks and u cant for get the grow setup like erebody said plus i would bring my copy of the zombie survival guide (its a real book)
I would put on some early Pink Floyd "be careful with that axe Eugene" and then "One of these days". And while it is playing I would bake then cut loose with my zombie killing weapons of death and destruction.
If that failed I would put my head between my legs and kiss my own ass goodbye.
get loads of cannabis seeds make a fenced off area with electric fence grab a load of sub machine guns , night vssion goggles, and mae myself a new country
cerain parts are like that, just don't go near jackson. killer zombie crackheads would be like a double wammy wouldn't it? BRAAAINNSS!!! BRAAAAINS AND CRAAAACK!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nodnorb
but if zombies came up right now, i'd get dressed, grab a couple knives and a big fucking stick and start fucking running around killin shit. zombie or not, you fuckin dead. i'd hit 3 stores on my way running starting with the gun store that is so convieniently on the corner a block away. get gunned up, and run to the liquor store. gotta grab a couple bottles and then be out. finally hit he joo man store and grab all the blunts i can carry and a carton of newports. then i'm headin to my weed man's house to hole up like fuckin soldiers and smoke blunts till they get us.
I would sit down and enjoy a nice wank. Why in such a rush? Zombies move at the pace of snails.
We've been dealing with zombie infestations for years already; they call themselves the moral majority.
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I would lock myself in your grow room.
omg after i saw the remake of dawn of the dead i seriously pondered this question for a long time. like i'd lose sleep over it. i even went and bought that zombie survival guide book, but couldn't read it all the way through cause it freaked me out. i think we'd basically all be fucked if zombies invaded. unless you like shooting dead things in the head. eh hmm.
id join billion folds gang and be second in command:rasta:Quote:
Originally Posted by Billionfold
grab the shotty and chronic, steal me a lifted 4x4 and run shit over
In the scheme of things, just another person you have to look out for.Quote:
Originally Posted by Billionfold
I would want to travel alone, because less noise and plus, I won't have to worry about other people. I could just move at my own pace, and if I did get discovered, I'd only be killing myself, not anyone else.
Now that I'm high, I'm thinking about how sad of a situation this is. How...terrible and terrifying it is. If you think about it, how many people could POSSIBLY survive? A couple hundred thousand in the WORLD?? Probably not even that.
If I did survive, I'd have a lot of trouble dealing with it. So many people dead, ya know? Pretty much everyone I know would be DEAD. In fact, it's almost a GUARANTEE. Lucky enough that I survived, let alone my friends or family.
If zombies DID take over the world, I'm not sure I'd want to survive. I'd probably run up to a group of them and start swinging and fighting without any weapons, because I know that if I did I'd probably die.
I'd be relatively safe; they like to eat brains, and I don't think I have one they'd be interested in.
Ive got a friend who has an underground bunker in Hells canyon Idaho thats totally self sufficient and stocked with supplies to last 1yr for 12 people.Thats where me & mine will be.
I don't really think so. I don't know, I go with more of Romero's take on it now. The zombies live for years just wondering around looking for food. They're DEAD. They don't HAVE to sustain themselves, they just want to.
What kills them out is decay. That's why I think it would be a hopeless situation no matter what. Unless you can fully sustain yourself for years in your own little room or top floor of your house, or even your underground bunker.