zombie take over!!!

[dryst]

ok...zombies have infected the world and are slowly spread everywhere...u have an hour to get the supplies u need and find a safe place to make ur last stand before the zombies make it to ur area...what do u do?

dryst Reviewed by dryst on 09-14-2006. zombie take over!!! ok...zombies have infected the world and are slowly spread everywhere...u have an hour to get the supplies u need and find a safe place to make ur last stand before the zombies make it to ur area...what do u do? Rating: 5

[Captin]

i'd get a chainsaw, some gas for it, an ounce of bud, bong and a lighter. oh and some moist towelettess because im sure that'd get pretty messy.

[partyguy420]

i'd get a chainsaw, some gas for it, an ounce of bud, bong and a lighter. oh and some moist towelettess because im sure that'd get pretty messy.

plus ammo for all the guns in the house.. all of the guns... and the actions(the bolts for the rifles and clips for the hand guns, and the revolers for the revolers) and lots of food... and my chain saw clothes... and my chain saw boots.

[sanguinekane]

Call up the rest of the local regiment of the Zombie Defense Organization. You think I'm joking do you? I'm dead serious (pun intended), my friends and I have funded several tounge in cheek (though only slightly) groups at the various universities we ended up going to a year or so ago. The one I set up at UCSC has 24 members ready to drop everything, form up and kick some zombie ass when the invasion comes. We've got plans, supplies, and an urge to purge the undead.

If I wasn't with them though, I'd grab as much food, water, medicine, clothing, bud and weapons as I could reasonably carry and still move fast. I'd jump on my bike (cars are too noisy, and all roads are likely to be jammed anyway) and speed off into the wilderness. I'd try and find a very secluded spot far away from any former population centers, and see if I could wait it out.

[dryst]

im grabbing the biggest gun and sharpest object i can find (of course a load load of ammo) and the hottest human chick in the area and 15 pounds of the finest bud around and going into a 2 sotry building where i can make my stand from up stairs...while i wait ill have unprotected sex in foriegn postions all the while toking a bowl...i guess i should brg some food to huh?...

[canucktoker]

If it happens i will admit i was wrong about gun control.

[dryst]

If it happens i will admit i was wrong about gun control.

canadians are born with a genetic build for having strict gun control policys...canada will be the first to fall to the zombies

[homestar]

i'd go to the costume shop and get the best zombie costume they have...........

[Sabron]

What i whould do is Get to the mall in any way possible.. its only 5 mins away...Find a huge truck and fill it with Growing supplies, Food, Water, Bowls, Bongs, i whould grab a nice quality bow and a shitload of arrows, Many knifes,Gasoline, any games that can be played with 1 person, batterys, flashlights, hammer, nails,saw, and any other supplies i might need but cant think of right now, That whould take a total of 45 mins to gather everything.. Hotwire a truck n load it all up.. Head back to my home and knock down the stairs leading up to the deck so no access is allowed by the zombos.. Board up the front door with A Thin steel covering and wood and seal off all access to the hallway TO the front door.. Then i whould wire a nice grow setup and start growing.and go on with my life from the occasional popping a zombo from my window with bow/arrow..If the zombos where killed off i whouldnt care.. If i knew somone that got bit i whould say " Well then.. Sucks to be you " ..if i got bit i whould go on the deck and sit on the side of the deck.. when i turned i whould fall off.. HIGH ><

[Lethal G]

Those zombies will kill me! Which is why I'm gonna drink this zombie antidote...

*zombies come and tear me limb from limb*

Didn't work...*falls over dead*