The Most I Have Ever Smoked....

Well it was two weeks ago, typical chilly Michigan fall. It started out just like any other day at my boy's house. We wake up, go buy a dime and smoke that between us and then we go get the rest of the crew. Well not today, my boy had to work so I jet over to Jakes and we decide to go buy some shit because he can smoke today < probation.

Well anyway we are on our way to the dealers house when we met up with two local gang members, Oliver and Sufrin. They asked us what was up and so we told them. They happened to have a blunt and wanted to match us. Well we ended up going to the dealers and buy a fat ass twank of whit widow. She hooks us up fat because whenever we buy from her we find new customers for her.

So we had back to the crib and pearl up two blunts on the front porch and begin to pass it between the four of us. So we smoke 1 blunt of widow, one blunt of purple haze. Well we are all high as hell at this point so we decide to use best judgment and roll up another. < Good idea.

So we kill the last blunt and Oliver and Sufrin take off and me and Jake decide to go over to Steves house< he's about 40 and rolls some nice ass J's. He ends up getting 6 J's out of the rest of our shit and we take off to go get Jason and convince him to go buy more. So after those 6 J's and at least three bags of Dorritos he decide to go buy a dime.

So we go and get 2 more blunts and 3 more J's out of that. Ok so I am going on 5 blunts and 9 J's, most of which was white widow, OMG I am gooooone. So we come up with another great stoner idea and have brent buy another dime. So we end up getting 9 J's and two more for brent. So after 3 more J's to myself we decided to go for a walk, not a good idea after 5 blunts and 12 J's. Not to mention it being around 7 at night.

So after a quick stroll around the block my brain completly shuts off as well as my body, I end up face down in the grass laughing my ass of because I had just tripped over air.

That is thee most I have ever smoked in one day and I am gonna try and top that his weekend... :cool:

Major smoke day.. Nice

i never really smoked more than 5 blunts a day but my lil brother smoked a half ounce in one cigar, we call em "stuffies"

DAMN, u smoked a lot sounds like sooooooo much fun, 5 blunts and 12 j's is a fucking lot, how much did u spend in all that day?

for me it was 4 blunts and 6 bowls....i couldnt move....(blunts were widow bowls were superskunk)

for me it was an ounce between 5 of us and 300 bux worth of liquour in an afternoon/night/an hour the next morning...omg..so much fucked up shit happend that night :) it was great...i remember the 2.5 hour time period where me and my one girl were sitting on the couch leaned up against eachother and we couldnt move or talk..i dunno why but i couldnt...

Bwueh, U sound like this fuckin idiot that used 2 be my friend but isnt ne more coz he fuckin talks/writes like u, big gangsta tool, and also u remind me ov him coz he'll have 1 J and say 2 every1 he had 5. And why say "we met up with some local gang members", why not say 2 other friends or guys, are u trying 2 say u know "gansters" and that ur a big hard fag, I bet ur just some fuckin little rich pretty boy trying 2 act poor 2 try and be "in the hood" with all the "gangsters". And with names like Oliver, that's as English as u can get.

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Originally Posted by BuD MaN

Bwueh, U sound like this fuckin idiot that used 2 be my friend but isnt ne more coz he fuckin talks/writes like u, big gangsta tool, and also u remind me ov him coz he'll have 1 J and say 2 every1 he had 5. And why say "we met up with some local gang members", why not say 2 other friends or guys, are u trying 2 say u know "gansters" and that ur a big hard fag, I bet ur just some fuckin little rich pretty boy trying 2 act poor 2 try and be "in the hood" with all the "gangsters". And with names like Oliver, that's as English as u can get.

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Smoke one and chill...

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Originally Posted by BuD MaN

Bwueh, U sound like this fuckin idiot that used 2 be my friend but isnt ne more coz he fuckin talks/writes like u, big gangsta tool, and also u remind me ov him coz he'll have 1 J and say 2 every1 he had 5. And why say "we met up with some local gang members", why not say 2 other friends or guys, are u trying 2 say u know "gansters" and that ur a big hard fag, I bet ur just some fuckin little rich pretty boy trying 2 act poor 2 try and be "in the hood" with all the "gangsters". And with names like Oliver, that's as English as u can get.

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Well man there always has to be one mother fucker who says something to ruin the fucking mood. Yes I grew up in the hood, yes I was in a gang and still hang out with gang members. But I don't claim to be a big gangsta. And I am by far some little rich boy, Sufrin and Oliver are real gang members and I say they are because thats what they are. I am not friends with them but mary J likes to bring us together quite a bit. And this whole story is legit so I don't even know why I am giving this Maxi pad wearing cupcake fuckbag the time of day. You talk about my writing you have the poorest excuse for grammar I have ever seen. Dude seriously before you get you little 12 year old pre-adolecent balls a squeeze you need to take a midol, smoke a J, and think before you spew more garbage out of your cockspout you like to call a mouth.

And yes it was one hell of a trip.

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Originally Posted by BuD MaN

Bwueh, U sound like this fuckin idiot that used 2 be my friend but isnt ne more coz he fuckin talks/writes like u, big gangsta tool, and also u remind me ov him coz he'll have 1 J and say 2 every1 he had 5. And why say "we met up with some local gang members", why not say 2 other friends or guys, are u trying 2 say u know "gansters" and that ur a big hard fag, I bet ur just some fuckin little rich pretty boy trying 2 act poor 2 try and be "in the hood" with all the "gangsters". And with names like Oliver, that's as English as u can get.

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Yo I just smoked a fat blunt of good haze and this is the funniest shit I've fucken read ..

AHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHA lololol ahhahahahahahh

:D :D :D LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So after those 6 J's and at least three bags of Dorritos he decide to go buy a dime.

So we go and get 2 more blunts and 3 more J's out of that.

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How the hell do you get 2 blunts and 3 Js out of ONE dime. That must be one big ass dime, or small ass blunts/Js.

bro i'm blazed and u cats r all the mostest fuck up mothers... everyone togeather now and breath 1 and 2 and 3...

Bud man, how can you criticize somebody when you cant even string together a coherent sentence? Im english...does that make me a pussy rich boy? Some of the hardest people in the world are british. Maybe you just feel intimidated by Bweuh because you ciuld never manage to smoke that much without shitting your pants, passing out and waking up wrapped up in duct tape face down in a toilet with all your pubic hair shaved off.

Not sure if I posted this but when my dealer gets a new shipment in she usually almost doubles what we actually buy because we smoke with new people almost everytime. It's how she has managed to get white widow and haze and so much of it. She has never pinched our shit because we have all been buying from her for about 2 1/2 years. As a matter of fact we got her some new buisness just last night. This guy bought a dime and he got 2 blunts a and 2 J's out of it, he was blown after the first one between three of us.

And thats is one funny ass post Dynamite.

Well first of all you guys must have a lot of money to be rolin' in a blunt because around here in Phoenix, Az, Kind Bud goes for about $100 a quarter and about $330 an oz. so you guys must have spent around $200 to $300 bucks on herb...bull shit - in one day at that, and second of all...kind bud dealers name their shit whatever they want to so you get a lot of bullsit names...like triple x or red fox, kind is kind fuck the names. .. if you want true names like Skunk #1 than you have to go to the grower or something like in Humbolt County, Ca.

Also you don't buy kind bud in nickels and dimes; its eigths for $50, Quarters for $100 and oz.'s for like around $ 300 to $340

sampson yer gettin ripped off, maybe thatz y u think eryone here iz bullshittin bout how much they smoke. any given day i get:
1/8 fer 30-35
1/4 fer 50
1/2 fer 95
Ounce fer 170

an thatz canadian dolla without any hookupz, those r juss the standardz i'll pay. half the time i pay anywhere frum 10-30 buckz less then wut i listed above.

one more thing, ery post ive read ov yerz has been bout negative shit, tryin 2 tell me not ta type "gangsta", an tellin ppl there full ov shit when they say theyve smoked 3/4 ov an ounce in a day, thatz not even much buddy. nonbody on here wantz ta read sum guyz postz who tries tellin ppl that hiz way iz the right way, cuz not 2 many ppl here r gunna listen 2 yah

And we ended up spending a little over $50 that day. And it sounds like your a little jealous because you have yet to smoke that much. The point of my thread was to introduce myself and tell my story not start a location war about who can get better weed from where. And those are not bullshit names, if you knew your weed they are both legit strains so get over it. Dude when you actually know your dealer and bring in as much buisness as we do you get good shit for low prices.

I'm sober now and I smell bullshit in this story.....Even if your dealer gave you a full gram from a dime ($10) there's no way u could roll 2 blunts and 2 or 3 J's with that.

2 blunts and 2 joints with a gram of bud? LOL!

Anyway..be cool..

im not even bullshiting but where i come from fucking the weed is good as hell. 1/2 oz is 50$ even and 1 oz is 100$ of nice Super Haze. i live in So.IL

anyone in here can easily lie about how much they have paid. And there isnt any way of telling if its true. So why argue?

yeah it is pretty $ up here though $15 for a gram and $100ish for 1/2 oz

Hmm where i used to work i used to get 4.8 grams for £20 usual with someone else i go to ud have to pay like £45 to get that duno how that works out in dollars

Oh ye forgot to say fair play Bwueh if u smoked that much i used to smoke a J to myself and be sick as shit but now i can chill back and smoke that much easier i think longer u smoke more u get used to the stuff all depends on if its good stuff or not

DylanN i live in north east IL near the lake and I pay 60 8th, 20 g, 110 1/4 200 1/2, 350 oz. 100 for an oz of haze? Dam you better get a car and drive up here 2 sell me that shit ill pay you 200 for an oz of haze.
later-radefactor

dynomite and bwueh, i'm 15 and i'll fuckin' outsmoke you's bum fuckers any day, and bwueh, you big hard gangsta bitch, i'm to lazy to write properly, don't go into all defensive mode, answer the fuckin question, why make it public that u know gangsters, what the fuck are you trying to proove...see now how i'm writing all PROPERLY for ya old timers...

ok wow reading this thread again...Not the main post jsut all the others that say he is bsing and what not...who gives a shit if he is? i mean god damn its a great story whether its bs or not and it gave me some fun reading it soo everyone stfu get over it and do a lil dance :D

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Originally Posted by Kid Dynamite

anyone in here can easily lie about how much they have paid. And there isnt any way of telling if its true. So why argue?

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exactly

dude why is everyone being such a dick to bweah or we... hes like a new fucking member and everyones giving him a hard time.. even if he is lying about it ( which im not saying u are) who gives a shit...bitching him out doesnt make u sound ne cooler so whats the point? it just makes u look like an ass for asuming shit so shut the fuck up..im done

I have already explained myself as far as calling Oliver a Sufrin gang members. And as far as your big mout goes Bug Man, I could give a shit less what you think you are capable of, if you think you can out smoke me more power to you. But I don't smoke to see who can do more or who can get the highest I smoke to enjoy myself and that is it. Who the hell made this a competition anyway? And an oz. of pretty decent weed goes for $120 around here, but then again where I buy my weed at it seems like every other house is a dealer or supplier. So seriously to you people who are throwing these sad ass attempts at flames, you need to chill and smoke a J cuz I am legit and I will whipe the floor with you if you wanna flame. Happy Rollin'!

well in new zealand we pay between $270 - 400 for a 'oz' skunky as

The most I have done is a quarter by myself. I got caught the day before, so I go to shcool and my friend hands me the bag that I had him hold. It was a little smaller but I didn't care. I had called my self off earlier, So i go home and bake out my room.It was a good time. Looking to do that again

Buewh and Killabuzz you guys are FAGS, if you can sell me that amount for that Price than I will personally buy it from you, you guys don't know shit. KIND BUD costs a lot, I don'ty know what nasty your smokin for 100 an oz. and Yeah stop typing like your an unintelligent fag you sound like you have the education of a 5th grader, dumb ass

the most i ever smoke was Half a O in a day all 2 my self and i was pretty wrecked but i planned it out well i started early and finished late wow what a trip lol i once ate 10g of dreid shrooms and had a 8th to my slef that was pretty mad

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Originally Posted by sampson419

Buewh and Killabuzz you guys are FAGS, if you can sell me that amount for that Price than I will personally buy it from you, you guys don't know shit. KIND BUD costs a lot, I don'ty know what nasty your smokin for 100 an oz. and Yeah stop typing like your an unintelligent fag you sound like you have the education of a 5th grader, dumb ass

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What a knob

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

What a knob

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indeed...

KB is good weed granted but KB isnt godly shit like you seem to think, get hash oil, or get some super skunk from around here...i only get kb as a last resort and i know what im talking about so dont you try to be a little bitch with me

I think i may live within 30 minutes of radefactor. that is interesting.
u live in Lake County or Cook County? I got hte same prices as u. But in downtown chicago it is like $30 an eighth. So we either get better stuff (doubted) or we get shat upon.

2 blunts and 2 J's out of a gram? haha yea, ok. First of all, anything less than 2gs is hardly considered a blunt, maybe a 1g or 1.5. And second, in the US, you will be lucky to get an ounce for under 300. If its cheaper where u live, ur lucky, leave it at that.

And also, if u have to smoke 5 blunts and 12 joints to get stoned out of your mind, somethings wrong with you. I dont mean to say ur story is bullshit, but u give me one blunt to myself, and im in fuckin outer space. Unless your smokin schwag or something.

And purple haze isnt a real strain if i remember correctly. Just a slang term right? Theres no way to tell what strain u have, unless you get it from a grower.

purple haze is a strain

purple haze is a strain but i seriously doubt it was indeed haze..