The Most I Have Ever Smoked....

[Bwueh]

Well it was two weeks ago, typical chilly Michigan fall. It started out just like any other day at my boy's house. We wake up, go buy a dime and smoke that between us and then we go get the rest of the crew. Well not today, my boy had to work so I jet over to Jakes and we decide to go buy some shit because he can smoke today < probation.

Well anyway we are on our way to the dealers house when we met up with two local gang members, Oliver and Sufrin. They asked us what was up and so we told them. They happened to have a blunt and wanted to match us. Well we ended up going to the dealers and buy a fat ass twank of whit widow. She hooks us up fat because whenever we buy from her we find new customers for her.

So we had back to the crib and pearl up two blunts on the front porch and begin to pass it between the four of us. So we smoke 1 blunt of widow, one blunt of purple haze. Well we are all high as hell at this point so we decide to use best judgment and roll up another. < Good idea.

So we kill the last blunt and Oliver and Sufrin take off and me and Jake decide to go over to Steves house< he's about 40 and rolls some nice ass J's. He ends up getting 6 J's out of the rest of our shit and we take off to go get Jason and convince him to go buy more. So after those 6 J's and at least three bags of Dorritos he decide to go buy a dime.

So we go and get 2 more blunts and 3 more J's out of that. Ok so I am going on 5 blunts and 9 J's, most of which was white widow, OMG I am gooooone. So we come up with another great stoner idea and have brent buy another dime. So we end up getting 9 J's and two more for brent. So after 3 more J's to myself we decided to go for a walk, not a good idea after 5 blunts and 12 J's. Not to mention it being around 7 at night.

So after a quick stroll around the block my brain completly shuts off as well as my body, I end up face down in the grass laughing my ass of because I had just tripped over air.

That is thee most I have ever smoked in one day and I am gonna try and top that his weekend...

Bwueh Reviewed by Bwueh on 10-22-2004. The Most I Have Ever Smoked.... Well it was two weeks ago, typical chilly Michigan fall. It started out just like any other day at my boy's house. We wake up, go buy a dime and smoke that between us and then we go get the rest of the crew. Well not today, my boy had to work so I jet over to Jakes and we decide to go buy some shit because he can smoke today < probation. Well anyway we are on our way to the dealers house when we met up with two local gang members, Oliver and Sufrin. They asked us what was up and so we told Rating: 5

[ChicoEscuela]

Major smoke day.. Nice

[GotAMinute419]

i never really smoked more than 5 blunts a day but my lil brother smoked a half ounce in one cigar, we call em "stuffies"

[BHstoner]

DAMN, u smoked a lot sounds like sooooooo much fun, 5 blunts and 12 j's is a fucking lot, how much did u spend in all that day?

[koshea]

for me it was 4 blunts and 6 bowls....i couldnt move....(blunts were widow bowls were superskunk)

[Trips Rolls Bowls]

for me it was an ounce between 5 of us and 300 bux worth of liquour in an afternoon/night/an hour the next morning...omg..so much fucked up shit happend that night it was great...i remember the 2.5 hour time period where me and my one girl were sitting on the couch leaned up against eachother and we couldnt move or talk..i dunno why but i couldnt...

[BuD MaN]

Bwueh, U sound like this fuckin idiot that used 2 be my friend but isnt ne more coz he fuckin talks/writes like u, big gangsta tool, and also u remind me ov him coz he'll have 1 J and say 2 every1 he had 5. And why say "we met up with some local gang members", why not say 2 other friends or guys, are u trying 2 say u know "gansters" and that ur a big hard fag, I bet ur just some fuckin little rich pretty boy trying 2 act poor 2 try and be "in the hood" with all the "gangsters". And with names like Oliver, that's as English as u can get.

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Bwueh, U sound like this fuckin idiot that used 2 be my friend but isnt ne more coz he fuckin talks/writes like u, big gangsta tool, and also u remind me ov him coz he'll have 1 J and say 2 every1 he had 5. And why say "we met up with some local gang members", why not say 2 other friends or guys, are u trying 2 say u know "gansters" and that ur a big hard fag, I bet ur just some fuckin little rich pretty boy trying 2 act poor 2 try and be "in the hood" with all the "gangsters". And with names like Oliver, that's as English as u can get.

Smoke one and chill...

[Bwueh]

Bwueh, U sound like this fuckin idiot that used 2 be my friend but isnt ne more coz he fuckin talks/writes like u, big gangsta tool, and also u remind me ov him coz he'll have 1 J and say 2 every1 he had 5. And why say "we met up with some local gang members", why not say 2 other friends or guys, are u trying 2 say u know "gansters" and that ur a big hard fag, I bet ur just some fuckin little rich pretty boy trying 2 act poor 2 try and be "in the hood" with all the "gangsters". And with names like Oliver, that's as English as u can get.

Well man there always has to be one mother fucker who says something to ruin the fucking mood. Yes I grew up in the hood, yes I was in a gang and still hang out with gang members. But I don't claim to be a big gangsta. And I am by far some little rich boy, Sufrin and Oliver are real gang members and I say they are because thats what they are. I am not friends with them but mary J likes to bring us together quite a bit. And this whole story is legit so I don't even know why I am giving this Maxi pad wearing cupcake fuckbag the time of day. You talk about my writing you have the poorest excuse for grammar I have ever seen. Dude seriously before you get you little 12 year old pre-adolecent balls a squeeze you need to take a midol, smoke a J, and think before you spew more garbage out of your cockspout you like to call a mouth.

And yes it was one hell of a trip.

[ChicoEscuela]

Bwueh, U sound like this fuckin idiot that used 2 be my friend but isnt ne more coz he fuckin talks/writes like u, big gangsta tool, and also u remind me ov him coz he'll have 1 J and say 2 every1 he had 5. And why say "we met up with some local gang members", why not say 2 other friends or guys, are u trying 2 say u know "gansters" and that ur a big hard fag, I bet ur just some fuckin little rich pretty boy trying 2 act poor 2 try and be "in the hood" with all the "gangsters". And with names like Oliver, that's as English as u can get.

Yo I just smoked a fat blunt of good haze and this is the funniest shit I've fucken read ..

AHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHA lololol ahhahahahahahh

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!