If you build it...

Ok, I have another reminiscent thread.

I just replied to someone else's thread telling them all about this light bulb vaporizer I made, and through my college career, I've built and plan to build much more low-tech McGyver bullshit. I'm just wondering, what's the wierdest piece or device you built out of desperation, or just plain lack of something better to do? Most of my creativity comes from needing to be stealthy.

I guarantee none of you can beat my Gerber bong. I'll include a picture when I can get one. You may be surprised. (baby food jar, highlighter, Bic pen, elmer's glue and some duct tape... )

And to all who don't smoke (like they read this shite) you'd be surprised yourself at how ingenuitive some potheads can be when they need to be stealthy or just don't have the cash to buy a decent piece.

So tell me, what have you built?

Also, since I mentioned it.. What's the best kind of homemade vaporizer? I personally don't like the sautering iron method, the heat's too difficult to control. But what's your opinion?

i havent really built much.. the most creative thing ive ever made was a mini pipe out of a kazzoo lol but i wanted to respond to tell you that i love the quotes in your sig ;D

jesus, I hope I'm not the only person poor enough to build a bong out of a baby food jar and a highlighter.

I'm glad you like my quotes. I'm not so much pro-decrim, I'm pro legalization. So, my quotes are from people who feel the same. Simple as that.

Plus, Willie Nelson is a fuckin' badass. :cool:

i havn't really built bongs...i really prefer smoking spliffs...i like having it in my hand...

sometimes i hot knife buds...pretty much the same as vapourising...fun too!

(i really wanna see this baby food bong...get a pic up! lol)

I've done knife hits. I've tried the lightbulb. I've built bongs out of random shit. I've used my inhaler as a pipe. I've done all kinds of stupid shit just to get high.

Now, I have a couple of glass pieces, and am going to order a vaporizor soon, so I don't really ever consider building anything anymore. The fumes from plastic/foil usually used for bowls are bad for you....vaporized marijuana smoke is not. :)

how iz hot knifin like vaporizin? if yer gettin smoke u aint vaporizin. juss thot id clear that up....
anywayz, az fer the homemade shit, well ive been smokin out ov a ghetto bong fer yrz thatz made ov a 600ml pop bottle, the metal antennaz frum ontop ov yer tv, an the metal part frum a cable cord that u plug into the outlet on the wall. workz like a charm. i dun smoke out ov anythin wit bic penz er tape cuz like buddy said the fumez u get frum that shit meltin iz nasty. therez nuttin better then a professional bong.
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i built a pipe entirly out of tin foil one time and a four hosed hookah out a 3 liter bottle some copper pipe surgical tubes and poster tack using only a small screwdriver and a butter knife. but thats about it

my homies have built a 3 in 1 joint all toking at the same time, and it worked.

Dude, I totally hear you on this. I personally love to make my own pieces, it's fun to just get an idea and run with it. Plus, your new piece is gaurenteed to be a one of a kind.

I've made some pretty tight pipes out of copper pipes.
I stole a massive graduated cylinder from my school and made an awesome steamroller which I christened "The BEAST"
The obligatory pen-one'ys. easy to make-and need a small amount to bake :D
I made a bong out of a Sobe bottle. The lizards on the bottle added to the sweetness.
Gravity-bongs out of 20 ozs with the bottom cut out and a coffee can with water.
I'm workin on a hooka that gonna be made out of a Sun Tea Jar and polyeurtethane hoses.

I've found that under the right conditions pot enhances your creativity with everyday items

fuck, yeah, bro. Only problem with me is I can't seem to find rubber hosing, so I can never get TOO creative. Otherwise, by now I would have made a complicated filter system so I could smoke from my desk in my dorm room, and have it come out smelling like fucking daisies, trust me.

Anyone know a good place to get good rubber hosing? I thought pet shops, but I'm too fucking lazy to make a trip if I'm not sure.

best piece ever is the gas mask made by my mros friend T...he took a mask that covers your mouth and nose..shaped slightly like a cup for baseball with an inflateable seal around it for protection, the it has plaster piping around it and a bwol on tip to put in a sweet, or more known as a blunt, in it has a carb at the end like a steam roller and it goes in the moth and nose and floors you

Hardware stores.

i've made a pipe out of a flashlight and a small water valve, it has two bowls, on on the top so its kinda like a giant one hitter that fits a good amount of weed and another bowl on the side that fits a one hit size amount of weed, its awesome i might have a pic of it, i gotta find it first tho

Yeah, Hardware stores for sure. You can find a hella load of tubing. And you can customize with the different sizes and materialals. Hell yeah

B 4 i had my own place i couldnt smoke any weed in my house"apparently". the best way i used to get stoned without getting cot was to get a plastic bottle and in the toilet take the top of the sytern off, put the plastic bottle in the water, put weed or hash in some sort of gauze which goes on the bottle, light the weed flush the pan and inhale. voila!! a bucket that can be used any time. lurvelly

Killin' the smell is the hardest part of smoking where neighbors are sketchy. A bottle filled with fabric softener sheets, some febreze, and you're good.

attached you will find pictures of my constructions.

Two shots of my light bulb vaporiser (it does work, trust me.) Refer to my earlier posts for directions on making this.

Also shown my water-bottle doob tube (a water bottle stuffed with fabric softener sheets and some holes poked at the bottom) and my water-bottle bong. (a water bottle with a pen stem and a ratchet-head bowl.

That's why they call me McGyver. I'm a useful little fucker. :D