Craziest looking person you have ever had a sexual encounter with

I once got a blow job from a chick in the Phillipines who had one eye. She had a patch over the other.

So, whats yours?

i once got a blowjob from a girl who had no head

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

i once got a blowjob from a girl who had no head

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haaaaaaaaaahahhahahhhah

...and no legs. And only one titty.
Best damn Blowjob I ever had.

Can't say I've been with any crazy people...

However, my college roommate and I went to a club once. LimeLight in NY if anyone is familiar. We both smoked and it was his first time going to this club, so I tried to brief him a little bit...the drag queens and transtesticles, the gays and lesbians, the unisex bathrooms, the steeple, the lounge, the library...etc.

So we light a blunt behind the DJ booth upstairs and we're smoking. He says he saw this chick he wanted to get with and he'd be right back. So I was like, "Cool, page me if you need me". So I finish the blunt and he leaves. I go to the VIP lounge and an associate of mine is like, "I think you need to go downstairs" and I'm like, "What's up?". He just says that I need to go downstairs because my friend (roommate) has run into a situation.

I get downstairs to see security grabbing my roommate and trying to take him out the side and I'm like, "Woah, wait, he's with me, what's up?". Well, you remember that 'girl' he saw... He decided they were going to have some fun in the bathroom. He got a blowjob and wanted to hit. He was about to get down to action when he grabbed her hips and felt 'he' parts. He immediately swung on this chick/dude which sent the restroom into a tizzy. I had to keep him with me the rest of the night in order to stay.... effin classic!!

it was 3am
and i get head from a girl that
looked like the pig on the chorizo packets
you know the one with the bat "carmelita"

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Originally Posted by friendowl

it was 3am
and i get head from a girl that
looked like the pig on the chorizo packets
you know the one with the bat "carmelita"

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BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! I knew a girl like that. Body was banging, but she straight looked like a pig. Even drunk, I could never bring myself to do it. And I mean a BANGIN body...but I couldn't get past the face!

i had a friend nail his friends gran , does this count

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Originally Posted by Big Calhoun

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! I knew a girl like that. Body was banging, but she straight looked like a pig. Even drunk, I could never bring myself to do it. And I mean a BANGIN body...but I couldn't get past the face!

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If she has a banging body, but not a hot face then just put a paper bag over her head and cut holes so she can breathe. It will work :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

i once got a blowjob from a girl who had no head

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ROTFLMAO How did you get head from someone with no head?

Once I got a handjob from a chick with only one hand.

When I was really little, at my Mother's work (a preschool), I had befriended a girl with a mechanical hand. About twelve years later, I hooked up with her little sister, while her sister was going out with this friend of mine. That counts.

I did community service in a Geriatric Sanitorium...

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Originally Posted by Skink

I did community service in a Geriatric Sanitorium...

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sick dude...

i got a blowjob in disneyland by a chick that worked there dressed up as that princess from aladdin

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Originally Posted by james420

i got a blowjob in disneyland by a chick that worked there dressed up as that princess from aladdin

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priness jasmine??aha

i have a thing for punk rockers. and generally then can be crazy looking. so it would have to be a punk rocker named steven i gave a blowjob to in 9th grade. he had foot tall purple hair. *sigh*

yeah, jasmine. that disney costume was actually quite the turnon. i smoked her out in some employee area she said would be chill...

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Originally Posted by james420

yeah, jasmine. that disney costume was actually quite the turnon. i smoked her out in some employee area she said would be chill...

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oh jesus, what a bad boy you are!

Did you also fuck that other slag, pocahontas?

When i was in the joint i banged a prison guard while I was working in the Administrative Offices, too say the least the rest of my stay was nice.

Probably this kid, or this other one that I met on a cruise, he had long ass hair and would let me put makeup on him. He liked to wear dresses.

im sure he appreciates having his pic posted on this particular thread

OUCH!

He's a douche bag. :D

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Originally Posted by Big Calhoun

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! I knew a girl like that. Body was banging, but she straight looked like a pig. Even drunk, I could never bring myself to do it. And I mean a BANGIN body...but I couldn't get past the face!

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we call em butter faces, everythings good butter face...

Butterface, butterface,
What have you done?
How can your body be a 10,
And your face be a 1?

Butterface, butterface,
That mug is a drag,
But it's not a problem,
If you just wear this bagâ?¦

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Originally Posted by geonagual

I once got a blow job from a chick in the Phillipines who had one eye. She had a patch over the other.

So, whats yours?

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I was with this girl a few years who was so obese and unattractive the guys wouldn't give me any points for her( actually she was so bad some of the boys wanted to give me extra points). But that was when we were like 18. Now everyone seems beautifull to me. :)

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Originally Posted by james420

i got a blowjob in disneyland by a chick that worked there dressed up as that princess from aladdin

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BULLSHIT!!!

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Originally Posted by HIGHRYDER

I was with this girl a few years who was so obese and unattractive the guys wouldn't give me any points for her( actually she was so bad some of the boys wanted to give me extra points). But that was when we were like 18. Now everyone seems beautifull to me. :)

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Originally Posted by HIGHRYDER

BULLSHIT!!!

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Sorry :smokin: , had to do it.

That first quote was pretty crazy.