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    Craziest looking person you have ever had a sexual encounter with

    I once got a blow job from a chick in the Phillipines who had one eye. She had a patch over the other.

    So, whats yours?
    geonagual Reviewed by geonagual on . Craziest looking person you have ever had a sexual encounter with I once got a blow job from a chick in the Phillipines who had one eye. She had a patch over the other. So, whats yours? Rating: 5

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    Craziest looking person you have ever had a sexual encounter with

    i once got a blowjob from a girl who had no head

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    Craziest looking person you have ever had a sexual encounter with

    Quote Originally Posted by cannabis campbell
    i once got a blowjob from a girl who had no head
    haaaaaaaaaahahhahahhhah

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    #4
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    Craziest looking person you have ever had a sexual encounter with

    ...and no legs. And only one titty.
    Best damn Blowjob I ever had.

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    Craziest looking person you have ever had a sexual encounter with

    Can't say I've been with any crazy people...

    However, my college roommate and I went to a club once. LimeLight in NY if anyone is familiar. We both smoked and it was his first time going to this club, so I tried to brief him a little bit...the drag queens and transtesticles, the gays and lesbians, the unisex bathrooms, the steeple, the lounge, the library...etc.

    So we light a blunt behind the DJ booth upstairs and we're smoking. He says he saw this chick he wanted to get with and he'd be right back. So I was like, "Cool, page me if you need me". So I finish the blunt and he leaves. I go to the VIP lounge and an associate of mine is like, "I think you need to go downstairs" and I'm like, "What's up?". He just says that I need to go downstairs because my friend (roommate) has run into a situation.

    I get downstairs to see security grabbing my roommate and trying to take him out the side and I'm like, "Woah, wait, he's with me, what's up?". Well, you remember that 'girl' he saw... He decided they were going to have some fun in the bathroom. He got a blowjob and wanted to hit. He was about to get down to action when he grabbed her hips and felt 'he' parts. He immediately swung on this chick/dude which sent the restroom into a tizzy. I had to keep him with me the rest of the night in order to stay.... effin classic!!
    ...I said my piece, so now, I hush.

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    Craziest looking person you have ever had a sexual encounter with

    it was 3am
    and i get head from a girl that
    looked like the pig on the chorizo packets
    you know the one with the bat "carmelita"
    Love is patient and kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. Love is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, and it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. Love always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres

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    Craziest looking person you have ever had a sexual encounter with

    Quote Originally Posted by friendowl
    it was 3am
    and i get head from a girl that
    looked like the pig on the chorizo packets
    you know the one with the bat "carmelita"
    BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! I knew a girl like that. Body was banging, but she straight looked like a pig. Even drunk, I could never bring myself to do it. And I mean a BANGIN body...but I couldn't get past the face!
    ...I said my piece, so now, I hush.

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    Craziest looking person you have ever had a sexual encounter with

    i had a friend nail his friends gran , does this count

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    Craziest looking person you have ever had a sexual encounter with

    Quote Originally Posted by Big Calhoun
    BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! I knew a girl like that. Body was banging, but she straight looked like a pig. Even drunk, I could never bring myself to do it. And I mean a BANGIN body...but I couldn't get past the face!
    If she has a banging body, but not a hot face then just put a paper bag over her head and cut holes so she can breathe. It will work :thumbsup:

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    Craziest looking person you have ever had a sexual encounter with

    Quote Originally Posted by cannabis campbell
    i once got a blowjob from a girl who had no head
    ROTFLMAO How did you get head from someone with no head?

    Once I got a handjob from a chick with only one hand.

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