I never laughed so hard in my life!

So i was at work just twiddling my thumbs when a call came in.
As u all that do not know me i am a 911 dispatcher.
Anyway as this story goes. I take the call and the person on the other line tells me to send help cus her pussy is burning. :eek: I am like mam u need to go to the hospital i can't send out an ambulance for your pussy.
So she starts yelling at me and i am like whoa mam u need to chill out and tell me how this happened. Well she just kept screaming how it was scortched and what not.
Well she starts crying and i am like mam u need to calm down and get to the urgent care and she hangs up.

If this could not be the most funniest day ever... :D
just thought i would share :o

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Originally Posted by raven

screaming how it was scortched and what not.

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HMMMMMMM I WONDER HOW THAT HAPPENED DID SHE TRIP OVER A HOT IRON :confused: :confused:

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Originally Posted by smokeysbaby

HMMMMMMM I WONDER HOW THAT HAPPENED DID SHE TRIP OVER A HOT IRON :confused: :confused:

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I think she said it was one of those Goerge Foreman grills :eek:
hahaha hot iron that would be fucked up. :D

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA BURNING PUSSY WOOO!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by raven

I think she said it was one of those Goerge Foreman grills

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DAMN I HOPE SHE USED THAT LIL DRIP TRAY THAT IT COMES WITH :eek:

them girls arnt to good i tryed to put me cornflakes under didnt work to well just made a mess

btw way i mean grills not girls

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Originally Posted by wildy

them girls arnt to good i tryed to put me cornflakes under didnt work to well just made a mess

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HAHA SO U DIDNT BURN UR PUSSY :eek:

urnt all me body on the sunbed if that helps

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Originally Posted by wildy

urnt all me body on the sunbed if that helps

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they have a timer and a tanning guide for that reason ur not supposed to just jump in a set the timer at the longest tanning session :D


and if u owuld have read it then u wouldnt have burned ur bits :D




and raven i love this post its classic u got balls babe love it :p

lol raven...
thats funny...
not as funny as my story...
i am a telemarketer and i called this one dude and
no lie...i swear this dudes name was Mr. Dildough....

omg i was laughing sooo fuckin hard i had to
hang up on him...
my boyfriend toker was sittin beside me and he was like
laughing his ass off at me...

omg i hope i never get a call like that again...
peace

Why won't a woman with a burning pussy call me?? ;):D

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Originally Posted by clevemire

Why won't a woman with a burning pussy call me?? ;):D

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Maybe because you got the wrong kind of job.:D I get so much fucked up calls. I never thought people could be so crazy :eek:

lol hahaha my old job used to be pretty bad id meet all sorts of freaks, this one guy pissed himself right infront of me.......it wasnt a pretty sight

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Originally Posted by Prozac fairy

lol hahaha my old job used to be pretty bad id meet all sorts of freaks, this one guy pissed himself right infront of me.......it wasnt a pretty sight

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Well then what kind of job was it?
Post peep-show window washer?

Forgive my ignorance, but how do you burn your genitals on a grill?

by being stupid or a sadistic perv lmao :D

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

Forgive my ignorance, but how do you burn your genitals on a grill?

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maybe she wanted to get closer to gorge :confused:

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Originally Posted by Ammie

maybe she wanted to get closer to gorge :confused:

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:confused: want a malteser?

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

Forgive my ignorance, but how do you burn your genitals on a grill?

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probly tipped the hot fat tray down her front.
its good to get your kicks from others misfortune. :D

lol ok i understand, almost, how its possible for a guy to burn his genitals on a grill.. its wierd, but possible.. so how the hell did she burn her pussy on it, without sittin on the fuckin thing? lol

again, picked up driptray full of hot oil, it spilt down her front, soaking into here clothes and blistering, burning and scalding her hot moist pussy.

in the male scenario, picked up driptray full of hot oil, spilt down his front and battered his saveloy.
"hi this is 911, how the hell r u today?"
"HELP IVE JUST BURNT MY SAUSAGE!"

ahahahhahahahahahahahahahah Raven omfg!!!!!


Best call ever:D

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Originally Posted by raven

.

If this could not be the most funniest day ever... :D
just thought i would share :o

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My funniest day at work was when my co-worker Gabe was telling a story in the break room. He was out with his friend and their girlfriends, and they were leaving a bowling ally drunk. Luke (Gabeâ??s friend) stared swinging his girlfriend around by the wrists. Well when she slipped/he let go (who ever side u want to believe) she busted her ass on the ground and bumped her head on a car. Luke laughed at her and she got up and SLAPPED the â??ever living shit out of himâ?� (which he probably deserved long before that). Well after she hits him he walks up to Gabe and said â??There is nothing worse than being slapped by a Bitch.â?� Now the whole time Gabe is telling this story heâ??s reenacting it, and he screams out what Luke said. Just as he finished 3 of the girls from up front (including the office manger.) came running back, the intercom on the phone had been on the whole time, the entire company, including the owner, all the v.p.s, everyone just heard every word of his story. Now on any other day that would have been funnier than all shitâ?¦ but on this day we happened to have some important clients going over a BIG contract. So needless to sayâ?¦ I have never laughed so hard in my life.

lmfao i love this thread :D:D



Raven u just make my day ;)

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Originally Posted by Imotep

again, picked up driptray full of hot oil, it spilt down her front, soaking into here clothes and blistering, burning and scalding her hot moist pussy.

in the male scenario, picked up driptray full of hot oil, spilt down his front and battered his saveloy.
"hi this is 911, how the hell r u today?"
"HELP IVE JUST BURNT MY SAUSAGE!"

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ahahahhahahah thats gotta be classic omfg :D

Imotep your fucking funny sweet irony! :p

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Originally Posted by Imotep

again, picked up driptray full of hot oil, it spilt down her front, soaking into here clothes and blistering, burning and scalding her hot moist pussy.

in the male scenario, picked up driptray full of hot oil, spilt down his front and battered his saveloy.
"hi this is 911, how the hell r u today?"
"HELP IVE JUST BURNT MY SAUSAGE!"

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lmfao Imotep u are to funny omfg burnt sasuage :eek:

i take it she meant her cat??? which if u think about some old lady mistakin her cat fer a tri tip, it iz kinda funny, lmao. but if it was HER pussy, now thats a funny thought, some chik stradlin a george forman grill, "ooooooo, that feels good, nice,............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .........................AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..... ..........................MY PUSSY IZ BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Kronik Bagz

i take it she meant her cat??? which if u think about some old lady mistakin her cat fer a tri tip, it iz kinda funny, lmao. but if it was HER pussy, now thats a funny thought, some chik stradlin a george forman grill, "ooooooo, that feels good, nice,............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .........................AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..... ..........................MY PUSSY IZ BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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lmfao omfg i cant belive u just posted that :eek:


see bagz this is y we love ur silly ass. u say wtf u want and dont give a shit!!!! :D

stradlin a george foreman grill lol :D

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Originally Posted by Imotep

stradlin a george foreman grill lol :D

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my only question is, at what point do u say to ur self...humm....I wonder how other couples heat up their sex life...OOOO..honey I know, how 'bout that there George Foreman grill we got fer our anniversary.

I wounder how many "here's ur sign" jokes Bill Engvall and the rest of the guys at blue collar comedy could get out of this thread.

nobody think my story was funny...
lol...just playing....i cant get over it though...

could u just imagine growing up with the last name
Dildough?

omg i hope i never get a call like that again...
and check this out...
my boyfriend toker he called someone yeterday and they were
fuckin in the background...all he heard was a chick
sreamin and moanin in the background...

omg i cracked up laughin...
i love my job
peace

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Originally Posted by KyserSozay

my only question is, at what point do u say to ur self...humm....I wonder how other couples heat up their sex life...OOOO..honey I know, how 'bout that there George Foreman grill we got fer our anniversary.

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hahahaha well she heated things up a bit to much if ya ask me :eek:

hah I have a prank call on my computer with an some asain chick who calls someone and just starts yelling "AH MY PUSSY IS BURNING!! OOOH ITS ON FIRE! MY PUSSY IS BURNING! MY PUSSY IS BUUURNING!"

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Originally Posted by Sedater18

hah I have a prank call on my computer with an some asain chick who calls someone and just starts yelling "AH MY PUSSY IS BURNING!! OOOH ITS ON FIRE! MY PUSSY IS BURNING! MY PUSSY IS BUUURNING!"

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Yeah Lola probably read that and then posted it as Raven

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Originally Posted by MadHatter5150

and Lisa... when do you plan on going home? im going to be home soon enough, and would like to spend time w/ my family... alone... its been long enough... not trying to be a dick or anything, but seriously...

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Lola this is stupid. How many SNs do you have on here?????

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Originally Posted by MadHatter5150

Ammie is Lisa, aka smokeybaby... and whatever else... i dunno... but shes been at my house for almost a month now, and one of the causes of my stress level being so high!!!

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It's your damn house Lola. Kick her out if you are upset and stick with one damn screenname.

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Originally Posted by MadHatter5150

also sawleaf, did you get my e-mail, or did Lola give me a fake one? cuz i wrote you on hotmail...

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Nope. No email. Although I still think this is Lola.

maybe she was just a dirty bitch who never cleaned her pie

sticks and stomnes will break my bones but whips and chains excite me
hmm, tryin to make a point about words...
being jut words...
and not stones.
that will break-
bnes
and stuff
:mad: drunky get mad cant taal lk proepperly