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    I never laughed so hard in my life!

    So i was at work just twiddling my thumbs when a call came in.
    As u all that do not know me i am a 911 dispatcher.
    Anyway as this story goes. I take the call and the person on the other line tells me to send help cus her pussy is burning. I am like mam u need to go to the hospital i can't send out an ambulance for your pussy.
    So she starts yelling at me and i am like whoa mam u need to chill out and tell me how this happened. Well she just kept screaming how it was scortched and what not.
    Well she starts crying and i am like mam u need to calm down and get to the urgent care and she hangs up.

    If this could not be the most funniest day ever...
    just thought i would share
    raven Reviewed by raven on . I never laughed so hard in my life! So i was at work just twiddling my thumbs when a call came in. As u all that do not know me i am a 911 dispatcher. Anyway as this story goes. I take the call and the person on the other line tells me to send help cus her pussy is burning. :eek: I am like mam u need to go to the hospital i can't send out an ambulance for your pussy. So she starts yelling at me and i am like whoa mam u need to chill out and tell me how this happened. Well she just kept screaming how it was scortched and what Rating: 5

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    #2
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    I never laughed so hard in my life!

    Quote Originally Posted by raven
    screaming how it was scortched and what not.

    HMMMMMMM I WONDER HOW THAT HAPPENED DID SHE TRIP OVER A HOT IRON

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    #3
    Member

    I never laughed so hard in my life!

    Quote Originally Posted by smokeysbaby
    HMMMMMMM I WONDER HOW THAT HAPPENED DID SHE TRIP OVER A HOT IRON
    I think she said it was one of those Goerge Foreman grills
    hahaha hot iron that would be fucked up.

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    #4
    Senior Member

    I never laughed so hard in my life!

    HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA BURNING PUSSY WOOO!!!!!!

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    #5
    Member

    I never laughed so hard in my life!

    Quote Originally Posted by raven
    I think she said it was one of those Goerge Foreman grills

    DAMN I HOPE SHE USED THAT LIL DRIP TRAY THAT IT COMES WITH

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    #6
    Senior Member

    I never laughed so hard in my life!

    them girls arnt to good i tryed to put me cornflakes under didnt work to well just made a mess

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    #7
    Senior Member

    I never laughed so hard in my life!

    btw way i mean grills not girls

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    #8
    Member

    I never laughed so hard in my life!

    Quote Originally Posted by wildy
    them girls arnt to good i tryed to put me cornflakes under didnt work to well just made a mess

    HAHA SO U DIDNT BURN UR PUSSY

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    #9
    Senior Member

    I never laughed so hard in my life!

    urnt all me body on the sunbed if that helps

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    #10
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    I never laughed so hard in my life!

    Quote Originally Posted by wildy
    urnt all me body on the sunbed if that helps

    they have a timer and a tanning guide for that reason ur not supposed to just jump in a set the timer at the longest tanning session


    and if u owuld have read it then u wouldnt have burned ur bits




    and raven i love this post its classic u got balls babe love it

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