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when was the last time you were a taget for a passing bird
i was strolling along the beach looking all hard and cool
just looking at all the ladies when i felt a hot warm shower
from above.it was a hot yellow/brown liquid and it was on
my shoulders and aem.fucking disgusting
but i just kept walking like it wasnt no thing
then jumped in the 57 degree water to shrivel my nuts and clean up
Lol unlucky, only been shitted on once ever by a bird
They say its good luck though... :cool:
LOL at this thread
when I think of bird shit, I think lf the scene in Con Air
when the old bald guys car gets bird shit on his windshield right after he washed it.
then right after he cleans his window. A dead black guy comes crashing through his windshield from being pushed out of an airplane. That movie is funny. Nicolas Cage's accent is hideous. It has alot of good characters.
LOL, too funny. I never have been caught by bird shit. Although, my car seems to attract it everytime I wash the damn thing. Without fail...2-4 hours later...SPLAT!!
probably because it's all shiny. maybe your shoulders were all shiny? wearing leather perhaps?
Hehe, dirty bastards, its happened to me before too, in high school, all my friends ran away laughing :(
Luckily I never got shitted on, but one time I was in elementary going to my class and I noticed my shoe was untied so I stopped to tie it up and as soon as I went down to tie it up a piece of white shit landed right in front of me...that bird was targeting me. Still to this day I wish I could shoot it for that.
LOl that sucks, FriendOwl... but like CC said, it's considered good luck. :)
since when is getting shitted on considered luck? hell I might as well get someone to shit on my chest so I can win the lottery.
You're just jealous you're not the chosen one. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Pete Rock
Good luck my fat hairy ass lol. I got shit on a cuple of months back, sucks dick!
But hey, i havnt had any bad luck, so maybe it is good
I got shit on by a seagull about 6 months ago...luckily most of it landed on the ground....it sort of came out in globs i think
ive never been hit by bird shit, because ever since i saw that episode of HEY ARNOLD ... lmao, where Helga gets hit with bird crap.. ive been super paranoid about walking under trees, and telephone wires... lol
lol.
I was standing next to the news reporter, Geraldo Rivera in Phoenix.
He was getting ready to do a news story. I was wearing a shirt and tie. Someone scared a dozen pigeons on the nearby building. As they flew over I got nailed with a big one right across the top of my head, face and shirt. Geraldo Rivera thought that was pretty funny.
LOL... Geraldo Rivera is a penis. Why couldn't he be the one who got shit on??Quote:
Originally Posted by Ganjasaurusrex
geraldo is a good reporter
he gets right in the middle of chaos
you gotta respect that fool
no poop on me yet, YaY!
everyday by baby, hehehe. last time in public I got shit on, was last year during lunch, all over my long ass hair. that was nasty
if a bird shits on me, he better just keep on flying, cause if he lands, i am already running to get the Airsoft BB gun, and hes got a death wish.