hit by bird shit

[friendowl]

when was the last time you were a taget for a passing bird
i was strolling along the beach looking all hard and cool
just looking at all the ladies when i felt a hot warm shower
from above.it was a hot yellow/brown liquid and it was on
my shoulders and aem.fucking disgusting
but i just kept walking like it wasnt no thing
then jumped in the 57 degree water to shrivel my nuts and clean up

friendowl Reviewed by friendowl on 05-18-2006. hit by bird shit when was the last time you were a taget for a passing bird i was strolling along the beach looking all hard and cool just looking at all the ladies when i felt a hot warm shower from above.it was a hot yellow/brown liquid and it was on my shoulders and aem.fucking disgusting but i just kept walking like it wasnt no thing then jumped in the 57 degree water to shrivel my nuts and clean up Rating: 5

[cannabis campbell]

Lol unlucky, only been shitted on once ever by a bird

They say its good luck though...

[geonagual]

LOL at this thread
when I think of bird shit, I think lf the scene in Con Air
when the old bald guys car gets bird shit on his windshield right after he washed it.
then right after he cleans his window. A dead black guy comes crashing through his windshield from being pushed out of an airplane. That movie is funny. Nicolas Cage's accent is hideous. It has alot of good characters.

[Big Calhoun]

LOL, too funny. I never have been caught by bird shit. Although, my car seems to attract it everytime I wash the damn thing. Without fail...2-4 hours later...SPLAT!!

[alonepsycho]

probably because it's all shiny. maybe your shoulders were all shiny? wearing leather perhaps?

[SensiRide]

Hehe, dirty bastards, its happened to me before too, in high school, all my friends ran away laughing

[orangeman]

Luckily I never got shitted on, but one time I was in elementary going to my class and I noticed my shoe was untied so I stopped to tie it up and as soon as I went down to tie it up a piece of white shit landed right in front of me...that bird was targeting me. Still to this day I wish I could shoot it for that.

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

LOl that sucks, FriendOwl... but like CC said, it's considered good luck.

[Pete Rock]

since when is getting shitted on considered luck? hell I might as well get someone to shit on my chest so I can win the lottery.

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

since when is getting shitted on considered luck? hell I might as well get someone to shit on my chest so I can win the lottery.

You're just jealous you're not the chosen one.