Memorable Quotes

I thought we'd start out a thread about funny quotes we see in these boards...

I hope you find them funny/relevant/informative and worthy of ROFL (Rolling On the Floor Laughing)

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Originally Posted by knowledge

I am looking to find a product i can use to administer ph up or down as required without having to do it myself.

Is there such a product?

If so how does it work?

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Originally Posted by mobay

this is how it works, stick your head in the 5- 10 gallon tub for 15 mins. blink 3 times while biting on 4 roots, if you come up out of the water after the full 15 mins with the roots still in your mouth---ph down

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Originally Posted by Garden Knowm

Mobay.. I am saying.. THAT you are a NERD... and so is karama.. GROW nerds..
you 2 are the grow nerd OG style.. ORIGINAL GANGSTA..

You guys wear skin tight... tights and a little holsters when you work around your garden.. You probably have a mask too... like the lone ranger

and your very own theme song that you hum as you whirl around the garden...

and a super hero's utility belt and BLUE tights... you have some eistein oil hanging from your belt and some sticky traps... maybe some special treats for the plants.. like some Nitrogen pills.... you have a ph tester and maybe some high tech shit that I dont even know exisists that you made in your super heros LAB

So I figured you could help Turtle....

LOL

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funny stuff

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Originally Posted by aparadis

I just soaked my dick in clorox bleach to pass a piss test. Hurts like hell. How long will this last? And how well does this work? :confused:

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ROFLMAO

And here's a thread with a very similar spirit to this one...
http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=40749

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Originally Posted by Swizzy89304

I know, its a little unfair, but I consider any child under the age of 15 to be the second Spawn of Satan (the first being wasps, and the third being spiders...)

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<<<<<<<<< And a good one.... >>>>>>>>>

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Originally Posted by J DOG 6000

What Turtlw said is true, but I'm pretty sure the sseds I have are some form of ancient Thai.I can tell by smoking it.

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Originally Posted by Torog

Howdy J DOG,

What ? "ancient" ? As in from the "ancient" days of the '60's and 70's ? lol

Does that make me "ancient" too ? lol :D Dang..it's heck gittin old..and "ancient"...lol:D

Have a good one !

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Some nice 1ns there, and you have done swizzys spawn of satan 1 soi am stuck now. lol

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Originally Posted by tylerkane

27 kpins, 9 grams of shrooms, what's next, three 7 gram blunts?

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lol heres mine it was found in experiences
cheers all :)

I'm not sure who said it first, bit it's pretty cool:::

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Marijuana isn't addictive until you start growing it.

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And, of course, I cannot forget my present signature:::

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Originally Posted by endo..jay

Clearly, you have lost your fingertip grip on reality and have descended into an abyss of irreversible lunacy.

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Originally Posted by 9ski9

I used to fish with my little kid...trout and bass and some saltwater, too. Then Nemo came out.

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Haahhaaha!!!!

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Originally Posted by Openmind559

Has anyone ever put raw weed up there anal hole and got high? PLez reply ASAP Cuz i wanna get high but cant smoke it cuz parents and shit yup u know.

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that's just kinda sad...

where's that one about bleach?

Haha, that bleach one must have been horrible my god. ROFLMAO

Where did this go?

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Originally Posted by kraloth

ok guy got me kicked outa skl should i beat his ass in skl with a can or larger then sit in his seat and drink it nah i might kick sum guys ass hes got me kicked otua skl halve his thought halve not if he werent there i would of got in that situation i defended this fucker when like 10-15 people were starting and now hes all like oh im glad richards kicked out behind my back and shit and i might go into my xskl and drag the fucker out of my old tutor room into were everyone sk8s and kick his ass so bad he dont even know how to speak srike that cant speak ever and then beat him with a can of larger and then go sit in his place in skl and drink that can wot do u rekon

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Originally Posted by buzz uk

Just to clarify: I'm NOT a paedophile....

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Originally Posted by nickx670

i dont think he was starting shit, just telling everyone his opinion of the site, no need jump down his throat

edit: nvm just saw his last post, wat a dick, fuck him

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and I can't make fun of others without pointing the finger at myself, too.

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Originally Posted by graph

Psychologically addicting? Maybe. In the same way sex and oreos are addicting. Especially, all three, at the same time. Man, that's like a fungasm.

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"Marijuana isn't addictive until you start growing it."

Oh shit, were all addicted? :(

Oh well, im gunner go smoke a spliff while i water my LR

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Originally Posted by horror business

I was wondering if plants would benefit from semen? For instance, if you were to ejaculate into the soil. I know semen has alot of proteins in it. And in a way, you'd kind of be making love to your plants, and the plant might recognise the semen, and determine to be a female. If it's a male, then it would be a homosexual, since homosexuality occurs in nature. If the plant would turn out to be a hermie, then it was probably just confused.

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There's more but... I just don't wanna talk about it.

This is probably the funniest one I've come across recently.

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Originally Posted by Swizzy89304

Ive been stoned on indica once, started jerking off, fell asleep then woke up a few hours later with my hand on my cock.

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