Memorable Quotes

[turtle420]

I thought we'd start out a thread about funny quotes we see in these boards...

I hope you find them funny/relevant/informative and worthy of ROFL (Rolling On the Floor Laughing)

I am looking to find a product i can use to administer ph up or down as required without having to do it myself.

Is there such a product?

If so how does it work?

this is how it works, stick your head in the 5- 10 gallon tub for 15 mins. blink 3 times while biting on 4 roots, if you come up out of the water after the full 15 mins with the roots still in your mouth---ph down

turtle420 Reviewed by turtle420 on 05-01-2006. Memorable Quotes I thought we'd start out a thread about funny quotes we see in these boards... I hope you find them funny/relevant/informative and worthy of ROFL (Rolling On the Floor Laughing) Rating: 5

[turtle420]

Mobay.. I am saying.. THAT you are a NERD... and so is karama.. GROW nerds..
you 2 are the grow nerd OG style.. ORIGINAL GANGSTA..

You guys wear skin tight... tights and a little holsters when you work around your garden.. You probably have a mask too... like the lone ranger

and your very own theme song that you hum as you whirl around the garden...

and a super hero's utility belt and BLUE tights... you have some eistein oil hanging from your belt and some sticky traps... maybe some special treats for the plants.. like some Nitrogen pills.... you have a ph tester and maybe some high tech shit that I dont even know exisists that you made in your super heros LAB

So I figured you could help Turtle....

LOL

funny stuff

[turtle420]

I just soaked my dick in clorox bleach to pass a piss test. Hurts like hell. How long will this last? And how well does this work?

ROFLMAO

[turtle420]

And here's a thread with a very similar spirit to this one...
http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=40749

[turtle420]

I know, its a little unfair, but I consider any child under the age of 15 to be the second Spawn of Satan (the first being wasps, and the third being spiders...)

<<<<<<<<< And a good one.... >>>>>>>>>

What Turtlw said is true, but I'm pretty sure the sseds I have are some form of ancient Thai.I can tell by smoking it.

Howdy J DOG,

What ? "ancient" ? As in from the "ancient" days of the '60's and 70's ? lol

Does that make me "ancient" too ? lol Dang..it's heck gittin old..and "ancient"...lol

Have a good one !

[Legalizdahurb]

Some nice 1ns there, and you have done swizzys spawn of satan 1 soi am stuck now. lol

[busteruk7]

27 kpins, 9 grams of shrooms, what's next, three 7 gram blunts?

lol heres mine it was found in experiences
cheers all

[turtle420]

I'm not sure who said it first, bit it's pretty cool:::

Marijuana isn't addictive until you start growing it.

And, of course, I cannot forget my present signature:::

Clearly, you have lost your fingertip grip on reality and have descended into an abyss of irreversible lunacy.

[turtle420]

I used to fish with my little kid...trout and bass and some saltwater, too. Then Nemo came out.

Haahhaaha!!!!

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Has anyone ever put raw weed up there anal hole and got high? PLez reply ASAP Cuz i wanna get high but cant smoke it cuz parents and shit yup u know.

that's just kinda sad...

where's that one about bleach?