What is the condition your penis right now?

Can you guys (and trannys) tell me what the state of your penis is in now? Is it flaccid, hard, soft, hidden behind the bushy hairs, withdrawn, shy, outgoing, sociable, introverted or what man???? My penis is very, very flaccid right now...I kind of got a semi..you know, the point where your penis starts dancing a little bit, but it cannot get up completly by itself...only to the point that the penis "throbs" so to speak...but not to the point where the penis begins jumping up by itself..no no no, more like where the penis has a "personality" so to speak...the head of the penis is purple too...pretty fucking cool huh? Oh..after all that typing my penis is pretty hard right now...kind of like a rock..and its bouncing up and down wildly. My balls are also swishing around in the sack lookin' for a good crack to penetrate...
okay...im very horny and high right now :)

you are really strange man, i think you tie with that guy asking to get a girlfriend on here

Dude.

That was disgusting.

umm, my penis is just fine, thanks for asking.

I expected serious answers when I got here. Sorry, for not reading the first post. I was entertained by the replies.

my penis is staring at me.
he looks hungry

Haha, this is quite a funny thread 'what is the condition of your penis right now'

WTF

I want some of what he's smoking :rasta:

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Originally Posted by friendowl

my penis is staring at me.
he looks hungry

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~mexican accent~and i was eating a hamburger and it was looking at me like a dog begging at the table... GO DOWN WEINER!!

mine likes chunky booties
and big pepperoni size nipples

i have to say i love the state of my penis when its right in the middle of hard n soft, wen its just rite, i love lettin it form into my hand haha

dude, are you fuckin stoned or what man?

ohh yeah im a pretty softy rightt now. good poll

what an odd fellow

but a good thing

mine is currently in your mom...you know it was only a matter of time before the obligatory mom joke...i'm the jackass who took the opportunity. good poll.

Currently docile, had some nice head earlier today...mm that was nice :eek:

Thank you all fellow Ganja tokers for your fellow kind, colorful, and luscious words of exalted perversion and beautification! It is VERY important for me to know the condition of all your penises because I MUST record this for my science project. The project is named:
"The penises and non-penises of Marijuana tokers in the 21st century generation: Dawn of the new century"
and it talks about the topic penises and the relationships pertaining to it, including the penises' closest neighbor, an asshole, and the penises' best friend, a pussy. Anyways,
I just got done doing the penis dance in front of my girlfriend. I strapped a little black hat to the head of my penis (of course I drilled a hole on the top of the hat, so the one-eyed penis can see!), taped a handmade black cane to the left shaft of my cock, and danced it around like Elvis Presley stoned on Marijuana...she loooved it and watched it as she ate popcorn, and began playing kindly with my penis, using her corn filled stinky feet of lust. Very wonderful experience! Anybody ever get their feet played by a prostitute....I mean... girlfriend..right...that? Anyways, please continue your responses, because I am going to smoke some more Haze, and when I get back I will post a new topic called: Are you anally repulsive or anally expulsive?
It will be very important for me to know the conditions of your assholes...okay back to toking...keep the replies rolling!!!

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Originally Posted by Toking with Jesus

Thank you all fellow Ganja tokers for your fellow kind, colorful, and luscious words of exalted perversion and beautification! It is VERY important for me to know the condition of all your penises because I MUST record this for my science project. The project is named:
"The penises and non-penises of Marijuana tokers in the 21st century generation: Dawn of the new century"
and it talks about the topic penises and the relationships pertaining to it, including the penises' closest neighbor, an asshole, and the penises' best friend, a pussy. Anyways,
I just got done doing the penis dance in front of my girlfriend. I strapped a little black hat to the head of my penis (of course I drilled a hole on the top of the hat, so the one-eyed penis can see!), taped a handmade black cane to the left shaft of my cock, and danced it around like Elvis Presley stoned on Marijuana...she loooved it and watched it as she ate popcorn, and began playing kindly with my penis, using her corn filled stinky feet of lust. Very wonderful experience! Anybody ever get their feet played by a prostitute....I mean... girlfriend..right...that? Anyways, please continue your responses, because I am going to smoke some more Haze, and when I get back I will post a new topic called: Are you anally repulsive or anally expulsive?
It will be very important for me to know the conditions of your assholes...okay back to toking...keep the replies rolling!!!

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You're funny :p

funny homie
my asshole says "exit only"
"one way"

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Originally Posted by Toking with Jesus

Can you guys (and trannys) tell me what the state of your penis is in now? :)

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At this moment I'm a little withdrawn, just woke up and its a little chilly,
gimme a little time, i'm off today, after I brush I'm headin for the 11: am buzz
few shots of vodka and a beer or two, maybe I'll check back with a change.
I love my penis ...:dance: free pics upon request:dance:

Long hard and full of seaman like a submarine!
No Muff to tough.
We Dive at 5

My penis is tired right now. I think I'm impotent. I haven't got it up in like 3 days. I'm serious too. :(

oh chowder that sucks.
maybe your depressed
ill prescribe you a hoodrat
to stiffen up the johnson

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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou

My penis is tired right now. I think I'm impotent. I haven't got it up in like 3 days. I'm serious too. :(

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Stick a Zoloft up your ass...works for me when it comes to curing Penis induced maniac depression disorder. My penis is a Jekyll&Hyde so to speak...its got a lot of crazy personalities...crazy I tell ya...craaaazy!
But buy a Zoloft, stick the pill up your ass, and your penis will be dancing in a fixation of joy and happiness a half an hour later!
:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!
LA LA LAAAAAAAAA
LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Im in such a happy mood now...I think ill complete that bowl of shit I didnt finish eating!
See ya around!

tokingwitjesus you make me laugh
with the fucked up shit you say.
thank you

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Originally Posted by Toking with Jesus

Thank you all fellow Ganja tokers for your fellow kind, colorful, and luscious words of exalted perversion and beautification! It is VERY important for me to know the condition of all your penises because I MUST record this for my science project. The project is named:
"The penises and non-penises of Marijuana tokers in the 21st century generation: Dawn of the new century"
and it talks about the topic penises and the relationships pertaining to it, including the penises' closest neighbor, an asshole, and the penises' best friend, a pussy. Anyways,
I just got done doing the penis dance in front of my girlfriend. I strapped a little black hat to the head of my penis (of course I drilled a hole on the top of the hat, so the one-eyed penis can see!), taped a handmade black cane to the left shaft of my cock, and danced it around like Elvis Presley stoned on Marijuana...she loooved it and watched it as she ate popcorn, and began playing kindly with my penis, using her corn filled stinky feet of lust. Very wonderful experience! Anybody ever get their feet played by a prostitute....I mean... girlfriend..right...that? Anyways, please continue your responses, because I am going to smoke some more Haze, and when I get back I will post a new topic called: Are you anally repulsive or anally expulsive?
It will be very important for me to know the conditions of your assholes...okay back to toking...keep the replies rolling!!!

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hahaha..

"i never thought id say this to anyone... but you smoke ENTIRELY too much reefer!"

funny as hell though

You put a smile on my face!

Thank you, Jesus!!! lol

Now time to go smoke a bowl before work... woo000o! :stoned:

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Originally Posted by BloodyRedBarron

Long hard and full of seaman like a submarine!
No Muff to tough.
We Dive at 5

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Dive on in Darlin,
Ready, Willin N Able !!!
Ill grab sum crushed ice N Pop Rocks.;) :thumbsup: :dance:

is this a public pool

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Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion

Dude.

That was disgusting.

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lmao...my thoughts exactly babyfaced

That kind of makes me sick, thinking that three people were here with hard cocks.