What is the condition your penis right now?

[Toking with Jesus]

Can you guys (and trannys) tell me what the state of your penis is in now? Is it flaccid, hard, soft, hidden behind the bushy hairs, withdrawn, shy, outgoing, sociable, introverted or what man???? My penis is very, very flaccid right now...I kind of got a semi..you know, the point where your penis starts dancing a little bit, but it cannot get up completly by itself...only to the point that the penis "throbs" so to speak...but not to the point where the penis begins jumping up by itself..no no no, more like where the penis has a "personality" so to speak...the head of the penis is purple too...pretty fucking cool huh? Oh..after all that typing my penis is pretty hard right now...kind of like a rock..and its bouncing up and down wildly. My balls are also swishing around in the sack lookin' for a good crack to penetrate...
okay...im very horny and high right now

Toking with Jesus Reviewed by Toking with Jesus on 02-27-2006. What is the condition your penis right now? Can you guys (and trannys) tell me what the state of your penis is in now? Is it flaccid, hard, soft, hidden behind the bushy hairs, withdrawn, shy, outgoing, sociable, introverted or what man???? My penis is very, very flaccid right now...I kind of got a semi..you know, the point where your penis starts dancing a little bit, but it cannot get up completly by itself...only to the point that the penis "throbs" so to speak...but not to the point where the penis begins jumping up by itself..no no Rating: 5

[bedake]

you are really strange man, i think you tie with that guy asking to get a girlfriend on here

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Dude.

That was disgusting.

[insanity]

umm, my penis is just fine, thanks for asking.

[beachguy in thongs]

I expected serious answers when I got here. Sorry, for not reading the first post. I was entertained by the replies.

[friendowl]

my penis is staring at me.
he looks hungry

[SensiRide]

Haha, this is quite a funny thread 'what is the condition of your penis right now'

WTF

I want some of what he's smoking :rasta:

[slipknotpsycho]

my penis is staring at me.
he looks hungry

~mexican accent~and i was eating a hamburger and it was looking at me like a dog begging at the table... GO DOWN WEINER!!

[friendowl]

mine likes chunky booties
and big pepperoni size nipples

[KeanBean]

i have to say i love the state of my penis when its right in the middle of hard n soft, wen its just rite, i love lettin it form into my hand haha