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Im getting drug tested is there any way to get my system cleared and pass the test in less than 5 hours


if any 1 knows a way post it up but only if it has worked many times

um yeah
one step is by dont post 2 threads

but anyway
go to a headshop and get some system drain juice

or

get a 32 ounce gatorade, and 2 packets of powerderd Certo, found in the canning, or jello aisle, mix that shit up 2-3 hours before your test and walla

take some vitamin b pills to turn you pee yellow though.

ok dude there is a specific board about DRUG TESTING. all you have to do is click on this link right here, the green one.
http://boards.cannabis.com/forumdisplay.php?f=13
oh and also
http://speedo.ca/albums/sweet/aef.thumb.jpg

We have a whole forum dedicated to this.

Don't be surprised when mods move this thread.

im going to go do that shit but i hope its true so i wont waste my cash

Another example of a young teen being fucked by either the government or their parents.

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Originally Posted by Whos Carl

Another example of a young teen being fucked by either the government or their parents.

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ROFLMAO, thanks i needed that!

i heard a teaspoon of clorox mixed with one gallon of water also works

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Originally Posted by clocz5

i heard a teaspoon of clorox mixed with one gallon of water also works

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it works better if you mix a cup of clorox with ornage juice and just down it...

if you are getting tested for work drink massive amouts of water.try and piss like 5 times before you go.then hold your pissd and pee out the fresh water.
the proteins they are looking for will be diluted.

if you are testing for parents just say you refuse.
doctors can not order you to take a drug test without your consent.
i work in a clinic and the moms are always coming in for drug tests for there kids and if the kids say nope the docs cant do shit.
drives the moms crazy but the kids love it

Damn this sucks for you. My mom wouldnt care if I smoked, even if she did and tried to get me tested it wouldnt happen. I would reply with "Only if you get tested with me" and she'll get scared knowing that she'll come up positive with using it too rofl, God I love my position.

i'd invest & go for the gatoraid concoction b4 ingesting clorox, but the question might become, how can you hold that quart 'o gator in ya for 2-3 hours?

DON'T DRINK BLEACH you fucking tards.

Sorry.

if its a piss test get sum1 you know and trust to fill a condom with their piss (clean of drugs obviously)

then just fill the pot with it

little trick from withnail and I

Don't drink bleach!!! That definately does not sound like a good idea. I'd go with the gatorade first!!!

<3 Tasha

alright,, ive prolly ahd more drug tests than all of youll,, this is the best way by far ,,, 10 drops of bleach in your cup after u piss in it,, swirl it around,, bleach will change the ph level of ur urine and you pass,, ive done it many many many times,,

How desperate can some one get to pass a drug test? I dont think your test is worth more than your life...my point being is dont drink bleach like the rest of the guys said lol. But hipEstoner if I ever have a drug test I'm gonna take a small can of bleach with me and try that one, it sounds like it should work.

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alright,, ive prolly ahd more drug tests than all of youll,, this is the best way by far ,,, 10 drops of bleach in your cup after u piss in it,, swirl it around,, bleach will change the ph level of ur urine and you pass,, ive done it many many many times,,

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I had to drop tests over 100 times within my three years of probation.

I did that once, PH levels are tested as well, they simply keep making you take the test. And if you are doing it and they suspect something, they have somebody watch you take the piss.

thanks g's i passed my shit with the bleach yeah!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by clocz5

thanks g's i passed my shit with the bleach yeah!!!!!!!

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Good for you... Now please tell me you're not an airline pilot.;)