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[clocz5]

Im getting drug tested is there any way to get my system cleared and pass the test in less than 5 hours


if any 1 knows a way post it up but only if it has worked many times

clocz5 Reviewed by clocz5 on 02-09-2006. Help Help Help !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!111111 Im getting drug tested is there any way to get my system cleared and pass the test in less than 5 hours if any 1 knows a way post it up but only if it has worked many times Rating: 5

[justinsane]

um yeah
one step is by dont post 2 threads

but anyway
go to a headshop and get some system drain juice

or

get a 32 ounce gatorade, and 2 packets of powerderd Certo, found in the canning, or jello aisle, mix that shit up 2-3 hours before your test and walla

take some vitamin b pills to turn you pee yellow though.

[da haze meister]

ok dude there is a specific board about DRUG TESTING. all you have to do is click on this link right here, the green one.
http://boards.cannabis.com/forumdisplay.php?f=13
oh and also
http://speedo.ca/albums/sweet/aef.thumb.jpg

[STDzRus]

We have a whole forum dedicated to this.

Don't be surprised when mods move this thread.

[clocz5]

im going to go do that shit but i hope its true so i wont waste my cash

[Whos Carl]

Another example of a young teen being fucked by either the government or their parents.

[imagoober]

Another example of a young teen being fucked by either the government or their parents.

ROFLMAO, thanks i needed that!

[clocz5]

i heard a teaspoon of clorox mixed with one gallon of water also works

[pabloescobar209]

i heard a teaspoon of clorox mixed with one gallon of water also works

it works better if you mix a cup of clorox with ornage juice and just down it...

[friendowl]

if you are getting tested for work drink massive amouts of water.try and piss like 5 times before you go.then hold your pissd and pee out the fresh water.
the proteins they are looking for will be diluted.

if you are testing for parents just say you refuse.
doctors can not order you to take a drug test without your consent.
i work in a clinic and the moms are always coming in for drug tests for there kids and if the kids say nope the docs cant do shit.
drives the moms crazy but the kids love it