Post moments that define you as a stoner.
One time my friend dared me to eat dog bacon. I tried it and liked it so much i proceeded to eat the entire bag. :stoned:
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Post moments that define you as a stoner.
One time my friend dared me to eat dog bacon. I tried it and liked it so much i proceeded to eat the entire bag. :stoned:
I have a small pipe with a shotgun hole on the end. Once while stoned I put my mouth on the wrong end with the bowl prettly much pressed up against my face and lit my mustache on fire when I was trying to hit it.
Haha!
The defining moment that made me a stoner would have to be when my friend me and my friend Josh went into a chinese restaurant stoned as hell one day and the lady came up, and asked us in plain english what we wanted to drink.
I leaned over to him and said .. Did you get that? What the hell did she say?
And the lady said to me.. "What you can't speak english?"
I replied.."Sorry..I can't understand anything your saying..don't you speak english?"
i dont remember my defining moment, but here's my friend...
we were in little caesers with hardcore munchies, and were enjoying a pizza. we notice this guy walking out with 4 pizzas, that are $5 a pop. my friend sara says "you know, instead of 4 pizzas, he could have gotten a g of KB". i just looked at her and told her she was a pot head.
I got baked as a bastard and saw Spiderman in the theater.
Yeah.
You know that part where Spiderman swoops down and catches Mary Jane (heehee) right before she smacks the pavement?
Yeah.
I cried. Happy tears. I was just SO damn happy. It was awesome. Props to Dolby Digital for making it so easy to get in the moment. Surround Sound is a powerful thing. Also, so is lots of weed.
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Originally Posted by Funkamander
when i rolled myself a joint, put it down for a second, got distracted and then forgot where it was.
I've been listening to the same looped short midi of a final fantasy for the past hour ...
ive had too many to count so ill tell the most recent one.
Ok so like 3 maybe 4 days ago i had $25 in my pocket then i went to my buddies house to put a body kit on his car. So we were in his garage watching TV smokin and doin the body kit. So by the time i left i was pretty baked so i wnet home and went to bed and threw my hoody in the corner. Now i wake up the next morning and go to take everything out of my pockets and notice i cant find my $25 or my steel knuckles that i made out of 1/4 steel. So i call my buddy and have him look all around his garage and then called my other buddies that were with us and had them looking. Then i was like fuck it guess i lost them and i was pissed too cause the $25 was for some salvia extract. NOw today i grabbed my hoody out of the corner so i could go out side and surprise when i picked it up the $25 fell out of the front pocket (i felt so retarted). But i have yet to find my knuckles.
When I turned 18, I went into a liqour store, picked up a 2.6 or something like that, I went and tried to pay one of the store stockers in the middle of the isle. I handed the bottle to him in the isle, and said, "just this", he looked at me like "huh?" To say the least, they didn't sell me the booze as they probably thought I was mental or something.
Peace.
one night after binging all day i was so stoned that my eyes couldnt look at the flame coming from the lighter so im standing in my room squinting trying to smoke a bowl out of my glass spoon when i realize that im not getting any smoke and my finger is starting to hurt, well i had been lighting my finger the whole time, i burnt the shit out off it.
Umm, I smoke weed everyday... :D
i got arrested for not showing up to court.
i was in my cell and i had a joint and some matches that they didnt find.
all night i was wanting to hit that joint but i didnt want to get any more problemos.the time was fucking with me and i would take a hit a then hold it and turn off the j quick.
i was stoned in my cell and was having a good time just chillin when the cops brought in some other fool.he was all scared cuz i was toking but i gotta blaze.i am the master of sneak a toking
I am the master of sneak a wank lol.
The only stoner moment I can think of me and a mate got high before work and I fell off a ladder at work.
me and my buddy both got lost in a drug store on mush when he was tryin to find ze washroom
one time my friend and i toked up by his apatment complex, then he left early to go to his place for some reason. when iwas done i forgot where he lived:D so i walked in to 2 other house that werent his. the owners were like WTF!
alright i've got a couple i want to share with you
Once, whilst just arriving to my best friends house i was lighting bowl, for sum reason it dident pull so i kept trying to pull till my good friend bangi asked what i was doing...well i had been holding the bowl up to my mouth the wrong way and had giggle fits afterwards.
Another time was when me and my good friend april and I started dancing out of no where my realli shitty friend and prils bf fred said "wtf guys, theres no music" and both april and I said at the exact same time "She and I can hear it, man", it was fucking great, also had giggle fits afterwards.
I have many more that include cops and knocking over an entire row of fish tanks. Oh yes.
O don't know if this has been posted, but I think EVERY stoner must have gone through this.. lol
Laughing fit!:) Anywhere, anytime... I've had the worst times ever.. lol
We went out to eat with my friends family.. In a resturant, we were blazed and she asked us if we had smoked weed on my stay in London.. lol.. Needless to say, I laughed my ass of.. :)
well my friend and i were sitting in his room stoned and he goes dude what if i hit the bong like this (he takes the slide out puts it in the pipe and tries to suck in threw the stem) obviosly all the bong water just went into his mouth since the stem just acted like a straw.
Than before that me and that same friend went into kmart sooo blazed just walking around kmart lost out of our mind just cracking up and laughing at people. And than we got split up and than we met back up in the clock isle somehow and just starting laughing at eachother.
I always think "Shit where did I put that" and whatever I'm looking for is in my damn hand.
Same thing except it's in my pocket (my keys, took me 15 minutes to find):smokin: :dance:Quote:
Originally Posted by BubblerLover
That was me!:dance: :stoned:Quote:
Originally Posted by Genuine17
Oh my god, I actually laughed at that; just imaging that in my head...Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
AHAHA
one time i lit the wrong end of my cig (the filter) and proceeded to try and smoke it.
it didnt work to well.
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Originally Posted by treehugger420
That happened to my friend. He smoked it for like atleast 45 secs before realizing. I think he did it because we were in the dark though not because he was stoned.
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Originally Posted by steven seagal
Wow what a coincidence, i knew i was a stoner when i almost doubted that i was steven seagal......strange
This is a great post! I'm loving all of it!
Once last summer, I was in my pool. I had a couple friends over and I had turned an inflatable inner-tube into a pirate ship. Complete with homemade bong...with matching pirate flag. I was feeling very proud of myself for accomplishing all that while stoned. I remember laying in the pool, taking tokes..then suddenly the inner tube get's jostled and I freak the fudge out. I assume there's some sort of water creature in the depths. Long story short, I bumped the side of the pool. No creatures. :dance:
Just a bit of burnt weed in the pool, and a video on a camera phone somewhere that I want deleted, damn it!
<3 Tasha :stoned:
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Originally Posted by treehugger420
oh yeah, ive been there before. i took two drags then realized i wasnt getting any smoke.
Me and a buddy went over to this dudes house after he came back from Humboldt with a 1/2 pound (he deals). Well we all start getting blazed, like six bowls for 5 people of some quality shit. Pretty soon me and my friend have to leave and walk home, however we smell like utter shit. So we take off our shirts in the middle of January (Oregon is hella cold) and start running up and down the streets waving them in the air for about 10 minutes. Then we realized we were freezing and our shirts still smelled like ass. We opted for sneaking in, and it worked much better.
i once got lost with my friend in the the hills of temecula. we were leaving my dealers house it was the first time i met him there. well he lived in a trailer off of a dirt road in the hill, and were had just smoke with him and were leaving and so we go down his driveway (mile long) and we both realize that were cant remember how we got there, did we go left or right, we sat there laughing for about 20 mins then just drove around tell we found our way out!
another time i got stoned at work with my boss on top of a three story appartment building that we were painting, so when we got done smoking he left and i went to continue to paint. then i relized i was out of paint but i was to stoned to get down the extension ladder to my paint so i stood there acting like i was painting for an hour. until i was confident enough that i could be done without falling!
i was camping once wit me local network scouts and i was kinda mashed, we decided to take a walk to the beach, so i got up out of my tent, and put my walking boots on. We walked to the beach and walked down the beach, sat there had acouple of J's each, and then headed back. On the way back to camp i realised that my feet were killing me, so i looked down and i had put my walking boots on the wrong feet, everyone else had noticed this but didn't notice! gits!
*oops meant to say everyone had noticed this but didnt inform me! gits!
The other day i burnt my feet on a my roof trying to get half a jay that i accedently droped out my window.
It was a 40 degree (c) day and my roof in metal.