Stoner moments

[burritoesspecial530]

Post moments that define you as a stoner.
One time my friend dared me to eat dog bacon. I tried it and liked it so much i proceeded to eat the entire bag. :stoned:

burritoesspecial530 Reviewed by burritoesspecial530 on 02-07-2006. Stoner moments Post moments that define you as a stoner. One time my friend dared me to eat dog bacon. I tried it and liked it so much i proceeded to eat the entire bag. :stoned: Rating: 5

[Das Boot]

I have a small pipe with a shotgun hole on the end. Once while stoned I put my mouth on the wrong end with the bowl prettly much pressed up against my face and lit my mustache on fire when I was trying to hit it.

[STDzRus]

Haha!

The defining moment that made me a stoner would have to be when my friend me and my friend Josh went into a chinese restaurant stoned as hell one day and the lady came up, and asked us in plain english what we wanted to drink.

I leaned over to him and said .. Did you get that? What the hell did she say?

And the lady said to me.. "What you can't speak english?"

I replied.."Sorry..I can't understand anything your saying..don't you speak english?"

[yoda]

i dont remember my defining moment, but here's my friend...

we were in little caesers with hardcore munchies, and were enjoying a pizza. we notice this guy walking out with 4 pizzas, that are $5 a pop. my friend sara says "you know, instead of 4 pizzas, he could have gotten a g of KB". i just looked at her and told her she was a pot head.

[Funkamander]

I got baked as a bastard and saw Spiderman in the theater.

Yeah.

You know that part where Spiderman swoops down and catches Mary Jane (heehee) right before she smacks the pavement?

Yeah.

I cried. Happy tears. I was just SO damn happy. It was awesome. Props to Dolby Digital for making it so easy to get in the moment. Surround Sound is a powerful thing. Also, so is lots of weed.

[dopesmoker]

I got baked as a bastard and saw Spiderman in the theater.

Yeah.

You know that part where Spiderman swoops down and catches Mary Jane (heehee) right before she smacks the pavement?

Yeah.

I cried. Happy tears. I was just SO damn happy. It was awesome. Props to Dolby Digital for making it so easy to get in the moment. Surround Sound is a powerful thing. Also, so is lots of weed.

haha oh man i laughed at that one for some reason

[carmzilla]

when i rolled myself a joint, put it down for a second, got distracted and then forgot where it was.

[notrightquite]

I've been listening to the same looped short midi of a final fantasy for the past hour ...

[420Toaker]

ive had too many to count so ill tell the most recent one.

Ok so like 3 maybe 4 days ago i had $25 in my pocket then i went to my buddies house to put a body kit on his car. So we were in his garage watching TV smokin and doin the body kit. So by the time i left i was pretty baked so i wnet home and went to bed and threw my hoody in the corner. Now i wake up the next morning and go to take everything out of my pockets and notice i cant find my $25 or my steel knuckles that i made out of 1/4 steel. So i call my buddy and have him look all around his garage and then called my other buddies that were with us and had them looking. Then i was like fuck it guess i lost them and i was pissed too cause the $25 was for some salvia extract. NOw today i grabbed my hoody out of the corner so i could go out side and surprise when i picked it up the $25 fell out of the front pocket (i felt so retarted). But i have yet to find my knuckles.

[Nochowderforyou]

When I turned 18, I went into a liqour store, picked up a 2.6 or something like that, I went and tried to pay one of the store stockers in the middle of the isle. I handed the bottle to him in the isle, and said, "just this", he looked at me like "huh?" To say the least, they didn't sell me the booze as they probably thought I was mental or something.

Peace.