I watched a really terrible movie tonight...

Stealth.

What the hell? Why was this movie even made? I had to torcher my brain with this crap for two hours just to see Jessica Biel's ass in a bikini?!? Just so everyone that has not seen this movie knows, that is the one and only thing worth seeing in this movie, Jessica Biel's ass.

Everything else is just total complete crap! After sitting through such a truly terrible movie I ask myself "are there really people out there that are entertained by this?". This plot is about as old as they come.. Robot (plane) turns bad then turns good...

Jamie Foxx is one of the best actors around right now and he obviously did this piece of crap because he was on contract. Did you notice how he was killed off about half way or less through the movie? I'm sure that was the only way he would agree to do it!!

To sum it up this movie is really about a 30 second scene that shows Jessica Biel in a bikini. Other than that scene, the movie is total and complete garbage!!

Here, these 3 screenshots will save everyone from needing to suffer through this movie. This is ALL THERE IS to this movie.

sure you didnt' steal this "rant" from ebert? this is extremely similar to his rant about this movie on the top 10 worst movies of 2005

Why would you watch ebert anyways slipknot?

cuz i don't have cable and on sunday's i'd rather be listening to a total fuckin idiot that has no taste in movies, then listening to some christian crap telling me how i have to live my life to be loved by a god that supposedly loves all his children... =/ i have to have some type of noise going (tv, music something) or i go fuckin insane, i hate the silence cuz i always hear this loud ass deafening "beep" and at the time i was in a full screen game, coudln't minimize to turn on music so i chose the tv.. and that's how i ended up watching it.

Adverts for it look shit, it's called Stealth probably 'cause of those shitty ships, but in the trailers for it they're blowing everything up. Stealthy, I think not.

my favorite movies are sweet.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High. - where you at Jeff Spicoli?
The Doors


and has anyone seen the movie Groove?

Yeah, i thought stealth looked pretty crappy

this ass isnt even that nice

must have sucked hard!

yeah, but it could not be as bad as my date with drew!!! what a suck job
Jessica's Ass...ummm

i thought the trailers for stealth looked pretty good! guess not!:upsidedow
oh well as long as there is still shit getting blew up!:clap: :dance: :clap:

baser why would you watch that shit? i could tell it was shit just from the trailer. and for the record jessica biel isnt all that, she has a skeletor face.

well shit, call me beastman and i'll make sweet love to her

fuck her. a dime a dozen. i dont understand how people say these celebs are hot like that. one word.............

PORN.

she is hot, you're just a weirdo

Jessica's a babe...didn't you watch Dark angel?...

Jessica is good looking, but is that the Dark Angel chick in those screenshots above? Doesn't look like her to me :confused:

Either way, the girl up top is okay looking, but not worth a shitty 2hr movie ;)

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Originally Posted by Jeff Spicoli

she is hot, you're just a weirdo

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any chick with a body is hot. dont make her unique.

you dudes are confusin jessica biel with jessica alba.

sorry...jessica biel...different actress////jessica alba, was Dark angel, but, I think Jessica Biel is not only fine, she is a good actress...kinda hard to find these days...she is the girlfriend from that baseball movie with freddie prinz jr.

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Originally Posted by latewood

sorry...jessica biel...different actress////jessica alba, was Dark angel, but, I think Jessica Biel is not only fine, she is a good actress...kinda hard to find these days...she is the girlfriend from that baseball movie with freddie prinz jr.

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good actress??!! did you not see blade trinity and texas chainsaw massacre remake?

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

cuz i don't have cable and on sunday's i'd rather be listening to a total fuckin idiot that has no taste in movies, then listening to some christian crap telling me how i have to live my life to be loved by a god that supposedly loves all his children... =/ i have to have some type of noise going (tv, music something) or i go fuckin insane, i hate the silence cuz i always hear this loud ass deafening "beep" and at the time i was in a full screen game, coudln't minimize to turn on music so i chose the tv.. and that's how i ended up watching it.

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Sorry to hear that. There's always something good on Comedy Central.

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Originally Posted by Musician

this ass isnt even that nice

must have sucked hard!

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Thats becauses thats a females ass. Remember, you like guys asses?

And what sucked hard? Yo moma?!

hehehehe. J/K. Altho some people (escpially bold french people) can't take a joke ;)

Mellow mood. Your not so mellow are u?

I didn't know until now that "musician" (yeah) prefered men...is he a man?

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Originally Posted by Shelbay

I didn't know until now that "musician" (yeah) prefered men...is he a man?

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He used to post under a name called mellow mood, a french person, who never posted his pic up here (as far as i know) and i got a hold of a pic of him and he was bold, no eye brows, wearing some BIG weird looking shades and trying to look badass. He is far from "mellow" because all you have to do is say something and if he dos'nt agree with you he will follow your post and harras you on every single one. On his old account (mellow mood) he put up a thread saying "iv got 5,000, now im going to stop posting, bye all, ill miss u, ect." Some people sed bye, most ppl sed thank god ect. because he is truely a trouble maker. Then he created an account called "musican" he admited this was him on a thread a few days back. you can also tell its him because they both have short tempures and type in the same way. So basicly, he said he was leaving, to get some attention off the INTERNET, and then came bck on a new account hoping everyone will miss him. But he became ld news pretty fast.

Bump. So hopefully frenchie will see it :D ;)