I watched a really terrible movie tonight...

[BaseRSX]

Stealth.

What the hell? Why was this movie even made? I had to torcher my brain with this crap for two hours just to see Jessica Biel's ass in a bikini?!? Just so everyone that has not seen this movie knows, that is the one and only thing worth seeing in this movie, Jessica Biel's ass.

Everything else is just total complete crap! After sitting through such a truly terrible movie I ask myself "are there really people out there that are entertained by this?". This plot is about as old as they come.. Robot (plane) turns bad then turns good...

Jamie Foxx is one of the best actors around right now and he obviously did this piece of crap because he was on contract. Did you notice how he was killed off about half way or less through the movie? I'm sure that was the only way he would agree to do it!!

To sum it up this movie is really about a 30 second scene that shows Jessica Biel in a bikini. Other than that scene, the movie is total and complete garbage!!

BaseRSX Reviewed by BaseRSX on 01-29-2006. I watched a really terrible movie tonight... Stealth. What the hell? Why was this movie even made? I had to torcher my brain with this crap for two hours just to see Jessica Biel's ass in a bikini?!? Just so everyone that has not seen this movie knows, that is the one and only thing worth seeing in this movie, Jessica Biel's ass. Everything else is just total complete crap! After sitting through such a truly terrible movie I ask myself "are there really people out there that are entertained by this?". This plot is about as Rating: 5

[BaseRSX]

Here, these 3 screenshots will save everyone from needing to suffer through this movie. This is ALL THERE IS to this movie.

[slipknotpsycho]

sure you didnt' steal this "rant" from ebert? this is extremely similar to his rant about this movie on the top 10 worst movies of 2005

[FeastonThisSHITT]

Why would you watch ebert anyways slipknot?

[slipknotpsycho]

cuz i don't have cable and on sunday's i'd rather be listening to a total fuckin idiot that has no taste in movies, then listening to some christian crap telling me how i have to live my life to be loved by a god that supposedly loves all his children... =/ i have to have some type of noise going (tv, music something) or i go fuckin insane, i hate the silence cuz i always hear this loud ass deafening "beep" and at the time i was in a full screen game, coudln't minimize to turn on music so i chose the tv.. and that's how i ended up watching it.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Adverts for it look shit, it's called Stealth probably 'cause of those shitty ships, but in the trailers for it they're blowing everything up. Stealthy, I think not.

[justinsane]

my favorite movies are sweet.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High. - where you at Jeff Spicoli?
The Doors


and has anyone seen the movie Groove?

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

Yeah, i thought stealth looked pretty crappy

[Musician]

this ass isnt even that nice

must have sucked hard!

[latewood]

yeah, but it could not be as bad as my date with drew!!! what a suck job
Jessica's Ass...ummm