And THIS is why she hasn't called ;)

Boys, this is where you mess up during sex, in my opinion. From the thousands of stories I've heard in the public bathrooms, locker rooms and over coffee I'm going to point a few things you should do and should not do in my opinion BUT keep in mind, like men, all women are VERY different so some things may be true for one but not for another.

I have a few girls helping me with this too, it's not just my opinion

• If you feel the need to ask us if we came after sex, then we didn't
• If you ask us how many times, we're probably going to roll our eyes and say some ubsurd number which you'll probably believe for some odd reason.
• If we're on the rag, it doesn't matter how many times you ask...you're not getting any.
• Don't walk out of the bathroom and expect oral sex, we know in the back of our heads that you piss out of there but we don't want to be thinking about that as we're blowing you.
• We don't care about your car.
• Cuddling is nice, keep that in mind after you roll over and start snoring.
• Never, ever, ever talk about your ex (or any other girl that we don't know for that matter) unless you're insulting her.
• If you have to question anything in sex, it sucked.
• Yes, girls fake orgasms. It's true, but it's to please you, so don't think about it and don't ask about it...just enjoy the fact that we're trying to make you happy.
• Oral sex: that probing thing with your tongue kind of reminds us of E.T..pressure and technique is the key.
• Girls know not to use their teeth when giving head, so if they do...you've done something very, very, very wrong and you should put your little friend away as fast as possible.
• Hey...it's called a CLIT...make friends with it.
• Talk Sex with Sue, sunday nights..Oxygen channel..Watch it.
• Unless we tell you we want to try anal sex or somehow initiate it, DO NOT even try it.
• If you're going to finger a girl, remember the "Come here" trick. Instead of slamming them in and out of her, move them around, do the "come here" motion, slide them in and out slowly..variety is the key.
• Please don't look bored or distracted during sex, then we will be too and probably pissed off.
• Compliments are awesome, we love them but try and say "beautiful" instead of "hot" or "pretty", try and say "sweet" instead of "funny". You're our boyfriends or our lover, not the boy next door that we ride bikes with, kthnx.
• Burping and farting can be funny..just not in bed.
• Try to avoid saying "I love you" while fucking, unless you're "making love" it'll probably envoke five-thousand thoughts that'll distract us.
• Please don't push our heads down, just play with our hair or thrust slightly..gagging us with your dick will only result in vomit on your abs.

Feel free to add or discuss <3

i agree with most of the statement, cept that these days of majority of bitches (sorry to call em like this), are goin to get a guy with an acura by preference, or someone with a lot of cash, or cool expensive clothes.

again im not talking about the majority of the girls, but a lot of the "hot chicks" as everyone calls them are like that

sad but true

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Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion

[*]Don't walk out of the bathroom and expect oral sex, we know in the back of our heads that you piss out of there but we don't want to be thinking about that as we're blowing you.
[*]Hey...it's called a CLIT...make friends with it.[*]Talk Sex with Sue, sunday nights..Oxygen channel..Watch it.

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You're better off re-titling this thread, "Notes for Jay, in case he missed it".

As a matter of fact, you should forward it to his mail box.

I take care of myself after I piss because I know I might get a blowjob soon. We're not gonna make friends with your clit, we don't want one. Well, I guess we do. But we don't. I can remember, though, that she's yours and to be gentle with her.

I've watched that show and, fortunately, I don't get that channel, anymore.

Bwaha, Beach = <3, naw Jay already knew all of these things before I got with him..except for like the burping and farting one..and I need to add one like "Don't stick your finger in your girlfriend's bellybutton" or something lol.


Musician; "Hot chicks" aren't the kind of people I associate myself with because they ARE bitches, so I'm not speaking for those specific gold digging hoe bags :D

"ah ah oh ah yeah right their hit that shit ah damn muthafucka i love your dick ah ah oh ah dont stop go go ima cum hit that shit daddy ah ah oh yeah the big one is coming go go faster harder ahhhhhh ohhhhhhh [moment of silence] ahhh damn that feels the bomb dont take it out ouu ah that feels so good" -- -- end quote

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"ah ah oh ah yeah

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That cracked me up when I read that.

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Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion

[*]Try to avoid saying "I love you" while fucking, unless you're "making love" it'll probably envoke five-thousand thoughts that'll distract us.
<3

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That's a bit sad. For me fucking and making love are never far apart. And i'm not christian.
Anyway, what i wanted to add, don't pin yourself down on a manual.. Every girl is different, sure you can cover the basics, but in order to really please a woman variation and a continuous search for her perfect orgasm are key... You'll have her screaming or at the top of her voice or biting a piece off your shoulder. lol IMHO of course, but my GF's have always been very happy.
;)

I Love This. I wish My Ex would have known some of this stuff lol maybe we would still be together...

That is sad, but there's three types of intercourse in my mind; fucking, sex and making love.

Fucking is very raw and not so (i.e fuck buddies, lovers), sex is more passionate (between good friends, lovers, new boyfriends/girlfriends) and making love is very passionate and meaningful (you have to be in love to do this IMPO).

Like I said, all chicks are different so don't think that by any means I'm correct at all times, even though I like to think I am teheh.

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

You're better off re-titling this thread, "Notes for Jay, in case he missed it".

As a matter of fact, you should forward it to his mail box.

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aww gee thanks beachguy the only one i really dont follow is the burping and farting..nothing like a good dutch oven

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Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion

Boys, this is where you mess up during sex, in my opinion. From the thousands of stories I've heard in the public bathrooms, locker rooms and over coffee I'm going to point a few things you should do and should not do in my opinion BUT keep in mind, like men, all women are VERY different so some things may be true for one but not for another.

I have a few girls helping me with this too, it's not just my opinion

• If you feel the need to ask us if we came after sex, then we didn't
• If you ask us how many times, we're probably going to roll our eyes and say some ubsurd number which you'll probably believe for some odd reason.
• If we're on the rag, it doesn't matter how many times you ask...you're not getting any.
• Don't walk out of the bathroom and expect oral sex, we know in the back of our heads that you piss out of there but we don't want to be thinking about that as we're blowing you.
• We don't care about your car.
• Cuddling is nice, keep that in mind after you roll over and start snoring.
• Never, ever, ever talk about your ex (or any other girl that we don't know for that matter) unless you're insulting her.
• If you have to question anything in sex, it sucked.
• Yes, girls fake orgasms. It's true, but it's to please you, so don't think about it and don't ask about it...just enjoy the fact that we're trying to make you happy.
• Oral sex: that probing thing with your tongue kind of reminds us of E.T..pressure and technique is the key.
• Girls know not to use their teeth when giving head, so if they do...you've done something very, very, very wrong and you should put your little friend away as fast as possible.
• Hey...it's called a CLIT...make friends with it.
• Talk Sex with Sue, sunday nights..Oxygen channel..Watch it.
• Unless we tell you we want to try anal sex or somehow initiate it, DO NOT even try it.
• If you're going to finger a girl, remember the "Come here" trick. Instead of slamming them in and out of her, move them around, do the "come here" motion, slide them in and out slowly..variety is the key.
• Please don't look bored or distracted during sex, then we will be too and probably pissed off.
• Compliments are awesome, we love them but try and say "beautiful" instead of "hot" or "pretty", try and say "sweet" instead of "funny". You're our boyfriends or our lover, not the boy next door that we ride bikes with, kthnx.
• Burping and farting can be funny..just not in bed.
• Try to avoid saying "I love you" while fucking, unless you're "making love" it'll probably envoke five-thousand thoughts that'll distract us.
• Please don't push our heads down, just play with our hair or thrust slightly..gagging us with your dick will only result in vomit on your abs.

Feel free to add or discuss <3

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yes yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 YOU GOT IT alll 100% correct!
AND THE 'COME HITHER' TECHNIQUE WAS MY IDEA! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

I actually just learned first hand this weekend, unfortunitly before I read this, how not to finger a girl. I started out with the "come hither" technique and then I started moving my fingers in and out. I asked her if it hurt and she said no, it feels great, dont stop. So I kept going harder and harder asking if it hurt and she stil said it felt great. I look at her pussy for a second and notice my fingers had blood on them. We talked about it and she said everything felt great, and that she is definatly not on her period. Anyway, i will never do that again.

This is Penguin and Paige...

^^^Dude, what the fuck!?

Blood!!?? Sick!!!!

Be gentle, you freak!

Your girl might be into s&m, too.

Freak.

Jeez :confused:



double u tee eff mate!!!!!


thats scary if that was me

i would cry

hahaha
<3

?STD??

woha penguin and paige mixed together

so penguin, did you go for paige? :)

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woha penguin and paige mixed together

so penguin, did you go for paige? :)

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Seems obvious, doesn't it?

...

Just waitin' on her :confused:

haha ok this is paige

like

i dont want a boyfriend

but i liked jakes friend ALOT

and he broke up with me cuz Jake was sad

and eyah

but i LOVE jake

as my brother

and as a best friend

but i guess maybe someday we could be more

<?3

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I actually just learned first hand this weekend,... how not to finger a girl.

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That's soooooooo ironic :D:D cracked me up

I know.

But why wait?

I mean, if you want to have fun, fine, I'll give you an open relationship.

I won't take advantage of it, because that's not my style.

But if you want one, you can have it.

And I won't break your heart.

Penguin's at your service.

And won't ever let you down.

So...yeah.

Confusing.

And stressful on the heart.

<3

JDSAFJKASHDFASHKJhuarajsdhfiasdfhaksjdfASDFHAJKSDH FKJasshoooooollleee ass hoooolllee sorry

orgasm ;) JK

that was jake


sorry guys


tooo muuccchhh fuunn

haha

<3

Tell Paige you just want to be friends and your not interested in sex.

Whoa, it's like the fuckin' love connection.
Open relationships are bullshit and just an excuse for people to slut around and still have someone to come home to with milk and cookies waiting.

The blood was probably from your nails scratching the inside of her vag.
Cut them.
Promptly.

When my ex lover and I had acrylic nails (you know, those pretty ones) and I'd finger her she'd always bleed, same with me..it's not like a "WHOAMGZZZZZZZ" thing, it's a "oops, vaginas are delicate" thing. It never really hurt either of us so we didn't know until we looked down lol.

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Whoa, it's like the fuckin' love connection.
Open relationships are bullshit and just an excuse for people to slut around and still have someone to come home to with milk and cookies waiting.

The blood was probably from your nails scratching the inside of her vag.
Cut them.
Promptly.

When my ex lover and I had acrylic nails (you know, those pretty ones) and I'd finger her she'd always bleed, same with me..it's not like a "WHOAMGZZZZZZZ" thing, it's a "oops, vaginas are delicate" thing. It never really hurt either of us so we didn't know until we looked down lol.

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That very well could be a possibility. It really freaked me out, not because of seeing/touching blood, but because of possibly hurting her. She was actually more embarassed than I was because she didnt know what was wrong with her.

Yesss, girls get very ashamed if anything "abnormal" happens with their bodies especially during sex or anything sexual (bleeding a little bit, that sloshy noise when they get wet, involuntary groaning, ect) , but try and laugh it off with her, that's the best thing I could think of doing. It's not a big deal, she's just sensitive, especially if she's younger/hasn't had sex/done sexual things a lot.

Hey good post there...i thought it was informational..stuff ive found out over long exstensive research lol but good post

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Whoa, it's like the fuckin' love connection.
Open relationships are bullshit and just an excuse for people to slut around and still have someone to come home to with milk and cookies waiting.

The blood was probably from your nails scratching the inside of her vag.
Cut them.
Promptly.

When my ex lover and I had acrylic nails (you know, those pretty ones) and I'd finger her she'd always bleed, same with me..it's not like a "WHOAMGZZZZZZZ" thing, it's a "oops, vaginas are delicate" thing. It never really hurt either of us so we didn't know until we looked down lol.

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There's such a thing as unconditional love, my baby faced friend.

Paige and I got quite a laugh at the bleeding post, but you're right. It has to do with how delicate that skin is.

I'll agree with who said you were informative in your posts, you really were.

Don't say something so mean about an open relationship. (Soy)milk and cookies are great, but love is greater. Some of you may argue if there was real love, there'd be no urge to have sex/make out/have fun with other people, but that's just denying yourself your born right to have fun. Especially in the teen years, when these things are so prevelant.

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I actually just learned first hand this weekend, unfortunitly before I read this, how not to finger a girl. I started out with the "come hither" technique and then I started moving my fingers in and out. I asked her if it hurt and she said no, it feels great, dont stop. So I kept going harder and harder asking if it hurt and she stil said it felt great. I look at her pussy for a second and notice my fingers had blood on them. We talked about it and she said everything felt great, and that she is definatly not on her period. Anyway, i will never do that again.

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you either broke her hymen or scratched her inside. vaginas are a delicate thing. and she said it felt greaat, so i guess you were doing something right (*cough*cough* my technique)

Yeah, that is kind of funny (that story). Sometimes, you'll bring on her period by fucking her, and then you have to take a shower. Or, at least stand on your tippy toes at the sink.

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Yeah, that is kind of funny (that story). Sometimes, you'll bring on her period by fucking her, and then you have to take a shower. Or, at least stand on your tippy toes at the sink.

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omg that part about standing on your tippy toes to clean yourself off in the sink is fuckin hilarious.

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you either broke her hymen or scratched her inside. vaginas are a delicate thing. and she said it felt greaat, so i guess you were doing something right (*cough*cough* my technique)

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Yes your technique! lol:p

sept my best friend taught me that when I was like 13 lol odd.

And this is why she hasn't called? Who cares I'm watching the game.....

In the end she'll call, they always do.

• If she hangs up on you, always fucking call her back.
• NEVER hang up on her.

so i already knew all this, yet im still alone and... um... kill me now god, please!

Most women, especially those in LTR's do not like to be "fucked" and don't particularly like that word when applied to them. There are always exceptions of course.
And BabyFace, keep in mind that if you ladies don't tell us what you like, we are not generally smart enough to figure it out. But most of your assertions are right on the money. (and very astute for one so young)
Regarding those "open" relationships, they usually don't last very long and such things as a 3-way will usually be the undoing of any monogamous relationship. Someone almost always harbours feelings of jealousy or inadequacy(sp?)
And one more thing...according to Dr Drew, most women do not experience orgasm until some time in their mid or late twenties.

I disagree with:

# If we're on the rag, it doesn't matter how many times you ask...you're not getting any.
# Don't walk out of the bathroom and expect oral sex, we know in the back of our heads that you piss out of there but we don't want to be thinking about that as we're blowing you.
# We don't care about your car.
#Unless we tell you we want to try anal sex or somehow initiate it, DO NOT even try it.
#Please don't push our heads down, just play with our hair or thrust slightly..gagging us with your dick will only result in vomit on your abs.

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I disagree with:

# If we're on the rag, it doesn't matter how many times you ask...you're not getting any.
# Don't walk out of the bathroom and expect oral sex, we know in the back of our heads that you piss out of there but we don't want to be thinking about that as we're blowing you.
# We don't care about your car.
#Unless we tell you we want to try anal sex or somehow initiate it, DO NOT even try it.
#Please don't push our heads down, just play with our hair or thrust slightly..gagging us with your dick will only result in vomit on your abs.

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I disagree with these points as well.

1. Sometimes, my girl and I do it while she is "on the rag". We don't use birth control so doing it then allows me to safely cum inside her and she loves that. Incidentally, we have only one child and that was very planned.

2. Don't walk out of the bathroom . . . . applies to women as well. I had a woman once who did that to me and she smelled so bad. I never saw her again after that experience. Both men and women should wash front to back with some warm soapy water. It's just common courtesy.

3. Some women do care about men and their cars. Don't generalize. Where I come from, we call them "tire biters".

4. Anal sex is a very sensitive area. A woman doesn't have to blatantly ask for it, but if the man knows what he is doing and is slow and gentle and does all the prep. work, his woman should enjoy anal sex. My lady wouldn't have thought of it before me, but now, she is very curious and experimental about it. She loves to have her ass played with/fingered, etc. and finds the feelings quite arousing.

5. You know, sometimes, there's nothing quite so arousing (for the man) as being a little forceful with a woman's head while getting oral from her. Obviously, gagging her will do no good, but a slight gentle thrust with a little force can be very stimulating.

In the end, the old saying, "it takes 2 to tango" really fits when making love. There has to be give and take by both partners.

I'd like to see a similar list for women made by men. :thumbsup:

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I disagree with these points as well.

1. Sometimes, my girl and I do it while she is "on the rag". We don't use birth control so doing it then allows me to safely cum inside her and she loves that. Incidentally, we have only one child and that was very planned.

5. You know, sometimes, there's nothing quite so arousing (for the man) as being a little forceful with a woman's head while getting oral from her. Obviously, gagging her will do no good, but a slight gentle thrust with a little force can be very stimulating

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you do know that it is possible to knock her up even when she is on the rag

and im sure every women loves her head shoved on some dudes kack

HENCE WHY I SAID NOT EVERYONE...

LIKE FIVE TIMES..

Dear lord.

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In my opinion BUT keep in mind, like men, all women are VERY different so some things may be true for one but not for another.

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You know I love my head thrusted down on your kak baby ;)

It always gets my attention when girls tell guys what they want! But we are all so different, much of what I've read doesn't square with experience. For instance, all those guides to the Gspot, its like road maps of Area51. I think the CIA fudges the coordinates to keep us from finding it. In fact, I'm not sure it exists (Area51 that is). Or maybe the research was done on aliens.

* on the rag -- my wife surprised me a few times by introducing Dick to her little friend. Totally her initiative. I didn't care, if she wants it then, fine! It totally stains the sheets, but we don't care. And its really sticky!

* oral after potty -- happens every time, as soon as we start making out, she says, "be right back." She doesn't close the door, so I hear the tinkle, roll rattling, and the flush. Nothing left to imagination. A few minutes later I have little balls of TP forming on my tongue. I just swallow them. I often wonder, can't she tell? I don't care. And a few drops of pee don't bother me. Not a turn-on, but hey, that's why they call it "dirty."

* reminds you of E.T.? Is that, uh, bad?

* She has no clue where her teeth are within a 50 foot radius. I can't wait until we get old and she can put them in a jar. I use the pain like baseball scores, helps me last longer. Its so cute the look on her face, when she sees the crimson racing stripes on my rim. Oh, gosh, did I do that? It doesn't really sting until the next day.

* farting -- Marriage takes the worry out of having gas. She's one of those people who honestly enjoys farting as much, and loud, as possible. Nothing like a little French Air. In a way, its comforting to know that I don't have to be embarrassed if it happens to me. But I sleep with the sheet gasketed around my neck, like at the barber shop.

* If you've never said "I love you" to a girl, you owe it to yourself to try it just once, to experience the reaction. Just don't do it to someone you like and might want to see again. Reminds me of when your buddy's parachute opens first.

* I would never push your head down! But please, pull my head up! Harder! Tear my ears off!

Seriously, why do girls push a man's face away just when they are cumming? I usually fight my way back in, 'cause if there's gonna be juice, this is the moment I've been working for. Sometimes I wonder, it's supposed to be all about pleasuring her, but I crave it so much I worry that I'm being selfish. I even do tongue exercises when I'm alone (please knock before entering) so I can go longer. But should I really be working so hard? I wish that it could be more gentle. I always start off gentle, and try every possible touch, but the only thing that finishes her off is an all-out belt sander attack.

Also, wassup with this... on my dick, its definitely not the head! Don't lick the head! The head does not like rubbing. Instead, the spot is on the shaft, underneath. So, it disturbs me that my wife's spot seems to be dead center on the button. I'm always looking for it under the shaft, but the best response keeps coming back to the button.

And that dang Grafenberg, is it just a cruel joke to keep male ego under control? I know it gives me issues. Now, she has a spot, right where its supposed to be according to the sacred scrolls, this spot swells up when we f**k like a dogknot. But when I do the "E.T.", it's like Dr. G is at the golfcourse that day. I might as well be picking her nose. I know she doesn't watch baseball, so it must be something I'm not doing. The embarassing thing is, when a guy is looking for it, the girl knows exactly what he's doing, like watching a child hunt for an easter egg. Sometimes I wish she'd just come out and say, "can't find it, can you! Nyaa, nyaa!"

Because this was THE MOST adorable post ever, I'm gonna go back and comment on a few things; mine are in bold.

It always gets my attention when girls tell guys what they want! But we are all so different, much of what I've read doesn't square with experience. For instance, all those guides to the Gspot, its like road maps of Area51. I think the CIA fudges the coordinates to keep us from finding it. In fact, I'm not sure it exists (Area51 that is). Or maybe the research was done on aliens.

* on the rag -- my wife surprised me a few times by introducing Dick to her little friend. Totally her initiative. I didn't care, if she wants it then, fine! It totally stains the sheets, but we don't care. And its really sticky!

This actually wasn't my own, since everyone seems to love commenting on it. I wouldn't care if my boyfriend fucked me on the rag, but many of my girl friends say that the cramps are too painful and the bloated-ness is too icky to want to have sex.

* oral after potty -- happens every time, as soon as we start making out, she says, "be right back." She doesn't close the door, so I hear the tinkle, roll rattling, and the flush. Nothing left to imagination. A few minutes later I have little balls of TP forming on my tongue. I just swallow them. I often wonder, can't she tell? I don't care. And a few drops of pee don't bother me. Not a turn-on, but hey, that's why they call it "dirty."


Another one that isn't my own, I don't really mind the fact that youse pee from there. I try and clean myself up before hopping back into bed. :P

* reminds you of E.T.? Is that, uh, bad?

I completely forget what I was getting at with that...Oh, alien probing..okay it was a bad joke. ANOTHER one that isn't mine, but I do somewhat agree; there's more to sex then just the constant "in and out and in and out and in and out" I mean come on! Just typing that was getting tedious.

* She has no clue where her teeth are within a 50 foot radius. I can't wait until we get old and she can put them in a jar. I use the pain like baseball scores, helps me last longer. Its so cute the look on her face, when she sees the crimson racing stripes on my rim. Oh, gosh, did I do that? It doesn't really sting until the next day.

AHHHHH. That'd scare me, I try to avoid teeth more than anything..maybe a little too much.

* farting -- Marriage takes the worry out of having gas. She's one of those people who honestly enjoys farting as much, and loud, as possible. Nothing like a little French Air. In a way, its comforting to know that I don't have to be embarrassed if it happens to me. But I sleep with the sheet gasketed around my neck, like at the barber shop.

This one was thrown in there because my boyfriend is the gassiest fellow you could ever meet, and while it's cute at times he finds it funny to do that dutch oven thing to me in bed. Um, no.

* If you've never said "I love you" to a girl, you owe it to yourself to try it just once, to experience the reaction. Just don't do it to someone you like and might want to see again. Reminds me of when your buddy's parachute opens first.

It depends on both yours and the females view of love I think..

* I would never push your head down! But please, pull my head up! Harder! Tear my ears off!

Seriously, why do girls push a man's face away just when they are cumming? I usually fight my way back in, 'cause if there's gonna be juice, this is the moment I've been working for. Sometimes I wonder, it's supposed to be all about pleasuring her, but I crave it so much I worry that I'm being selfish. I even do tongue exercises when I'm alone (please knock before entering) so I can go longer. But should I really be working so hard? I wish that it could be more gentle. I always start off gentle, and try every possible touch, but the only thing that finishes her off is an all-out belt sander attack.

Also, wassup with this... on my dick, its definitely not the head! Don't lick the head! The head does not like rubbing. Instead, the spot is on the shaft, underneath. So, it disturbs me that my wife's spot seems to be dead center on the button. I'm always looking for it under the shaft, but the best response keeps coming back to the button.

O.O How old is she? There's no button on the kak, even tho that'd be kind of cool if there was. Tell her to do the tongue twirly thing. lol

And that dang Grafenberg, is it just a cruel joke to keep male ego under control? I know it gives me issues. Now, she has a spot, right where its supposed to be according to the sacred scrolls, this spot swells up when we f**k like a dogknot. But when I do the "E.T.", it's like Dr. G is at the golfcourse that day. I might as well be picking her nose. I know she doesn't watch baseball, so it must be something I'm not doing. The embarassing thing is, when a guy is looking for it, the girl knows exactly what he's doing, like watching a child hunt for an easter egg. Sometimes I wish she'd just come out and say, "can't find it, can you! Nyaa, nyaa!"

I think it's fun exploring eachother's body, whether it's sexual or not. And I don't think I'm the only women who thinks that.