This is my first time;
Alright, I bought a knickel off this kid I asked on my bus, and the next day I decided I wanted to smoke it. Well, he wrapped it in a tissue paper so I couldn't get all the little flakes off, and I burnt that paper on the ground and breathed in. That night I was laughing alot and screwing off like an idiot in church. So tommorrow after school, I decide it's time.
(at school that day ((this was after the church day)), I was still really giddy like last night and I was laughing at everything)
I grabbed my little bic pen with foil, my marijuana in a ziplock bag, one of those cheap match card, and some spray. I went into the woods so I could hide it discreetly. Now, I was fucking around with it on the ground, and noticed I shouldn't have put the tape around the foil because I needed to take it off to put the mary jane in (i thought I could drop it down through the pen); so at first I dropped some through the pen and it got stuck. I left that alone and tried to make the bent foil that got messed up in my pocket straight. I did this by shoving the pen down in it, but it made the outer edges bent in. Unfortunately at this time I already put some of the marijuana in.
So I rip off the top half of the foil bowl and I put the rest of my marijuana down it. I put the match to the end of the foil and it didn't do that much (I got a little smoke); it seemed the marijuana stuck in the pen was screwing it up.
(at this time, I had spilt a little on my pants and it rolled to the ground, because when I tore the foil off there was some inside)
So I try to light the end of the pen and smoke it, but I didn't think these crappy matches were hot enough to melt the end of the pen. I inhaled alot of smoke and hacked like 10 times, but I didn't puke. So I grab a think branch and stick it down the tube, clearing it out onto my pants. I took anything off my pants and put it down into the foil.
Well I got it to give me like 2 good hits before the foil bowl fell to the ground (by the way, this stuff tasted like shit), and I lost some of it. I picked it back up and tried again. The matches through the foil didn't really get anything lit, but I got at least one more hit; before it fell of the pen again. So I thought I was done, not extremely impressed, and as I was putting matches and everything away (started with 15 matches, ended with 1); as I noticed I left a larger chunk (well, bigger then anything else) in the top half of the foil bowl I tore off. So I put it in the bowl, took my pen out of the ziplock bag, and tried again.
I lit the bottom of the foil and began to suck, I seemed to be getting alot of saliva in the pen and was sucking that up, but I couldn't really get much of a hit. Sometimes a little piece of marijuana would come up the pen and get into my mouth. So after I inspected the foil for any more, I packed up and walked home. On the way home I had noticed I had left my dads little chopper bicycle looking thing at my friends house, and decided I woudl try to bring it home. I felt like I was riding a real chopper, but sub-conciously I still new I was trying to fake my high.
When I got into my room, I was laughing and playing games, and my vision was blurry. This lasted about 1 hour before I had to eat, and it was really going away. After it I knew I had a pretty ok experience, but not too urged to go ahead and buy some more.
Peace.
(I also burnt my finger once because I was actually getting the stuff lit and inhaling it, and I didn't want to put the match out because I wanted it to last)
