Somewhat Dissapointed

[kingkong.bomb]

This is my first time;

Alright, I bought a knickel off this kid I asked on my bus, and the next day I decided I wanted to smoke it. Well, he wrapped it in a tissue paper so I couldn't get all the little flakes off, and I burnt that paper on the ground and breathed in. That night I was laughing alot and screwing off like an idiot in church. So tommorrow after school, I decide it's time.

(at school that day ((this was after the church day)), I was still really giddy like last night and I was laughing at everything)

I grabbed my little bic pen with foil, my marijuana in a ziplock bag, one of those cheap match card, and some spray. I went into the woods so I could hide it discreetly. Now, I was fucking around with it on the ground, and noticed I shouldn't have put the tape around the foil because I needed to take it off to put the mary jane in (i thought I could drop it down through the pen); so at first I dropped some through the pen and it got stuck. I left that alone and tried to make the bent foil that got messed up in my pocket straight. I did this by shoving the pen down in it, but it made the outer edges bent in. Unfortunately at this time I already put some of the marijuana in.

So I rip off the top half of the foil bowl and I put the rest of my marijuana down it. I put the match to the end of the foil and it didn't do that much (I got a little smoke); it seemed the marijuana stuck in the pen was screwing it up.

(at this time, I had spilt a little on my pants and it rolled to the ground, because when I tore the foil off there was some inside)
So I try to light the end of the pen and smoke it, but I didn't think these crappy matches were hot enough to melt the end of the pen. I inhaled alot of smoke and hacked like 10 times, but I didn't puke. So I grab a think branch and stick it down the tube, clearing it out onto my pants. I took anything off my pants and put it down into the foil.

Well I got it to give me like 2 good hits before the foil bowl fell to the ground (by the way, this stuff tasted like shit), and I lost some of it. I picked it back up and tried again. The matches through the foil didn't really get anything lit, but I got at least one more hit; before it fell of the pen again. So I thought I was done, not extremely impressed, and as I was putting matches and everything away (started with 15 matches, ended with 1); as I noticed I left a larger chunk (well, bigger then anything else) in the top half of the foil bowl I tore off. So I put it in the bowl, took my pen out of the ziplock bag, and tried again.

I lit the bottom of the foil and began to suck, I seemed to be getting alot of saliva in the pen and was sucking that up, but I couldn't really get much of a hit. Sometimes a little piece of marijuana would come up the pen and get into my mouth. So after I inspected the foil for any more, I packed up and walked home. On the way home I had noticed I had left my dads little chopper bicycle looking thing at my friends house, and decided I woudl try to bring it home. I felt like I was riding a real chopper, but sub-conciously I still new I was trying to fake my high.

When I got into my room, I was laughing and playing games, and my vision was blurry. This lasted about 1 hour before I had to eat, and it was really going away. After it I knew I had a pretty ok experience, but not too urged to go ahead and buy some more.

Peace.

(I also burnt my finger once because I was actually getting the stuff lit and inhaling it, and I didn't want to put the match out because I wanted it to last)

kingkong.bomb Reviewed by kingkong.bomb on 01-05-2006. Somewhat Dissapointed This is my first time; Alright, I bought a knickel off this kid I asked on my bus, and the next day I decided I wanted to smoke it. Well, he wrapped it in a tissue paper so I couldn't get all the little flakes off, and I burnt that paper on the ground and breathed in. That night I was laughing alot and screwing off like an idiot in church. So tommorrow after school, I decide it's time. (at school that day ((this was after the church day)), I was still really giddy like last night and I Rating: 5

[Its a Plant]

you should buy some more .

...that and maybe a pipe???

[Smokin EnDo]

dude you fucked on on smoking it!!!!! Take a sodacan and make a dent in one side. Poke about 7 holes with a small paperclip in the side and place the weed on. Put your lips up to the hole in the can that you would drink from and light it up!!!

[Pete Rock]

Sounds like u fucked up pretty good

I recommend purchasing a bowl.

[Jeff Spicoli]

hahahaha
nice

[Killa Milla]

You put it in tissue and inhaled it? Wow! Make a friggin' bong out of a Sharpie pen (gutted, with both sides cut to make a chute), ratchet head (one that kinda fits the Sharpie), water bottle (Deer park ones that are like 16.9 oz.), and foil. Hammer the ratchet head onto the gutted pen and melt a hole about a 1/3 of the way up the bottle and stick in your pen/ratchet head (your stem and bowl) so ti melts around it and holds it in place. Then fill the holes on the melted bottle with gum and tape the stem to the bottle so it hits the water at a 45 angle. Then tape aluminum foil around the ratchet head and poke holes in the foil (tiny, tiny ones). Then put water 1/2 of the way up (fill through the top), put weed in the bowl and light up and inhale. It may sound compicated, but is very simple and pretty much the only maitenance is replacing the foil every so often!

[kingkong.bomb]

Meh, I don't have any money for buying a pipe, and my parents are assholes when it comes to giving me money for work. Even if I did have money for something like that, I wouldn't know where to buy it. But I'll try that sharpie pen bong and save up for some more marijuana.

[DeMetto]

The best way to smoke weed without buying anything is a parachute.

[Reefer Rogue]

Buy some more, smoke it properly.

[justinsane]

dude your gonna need to make a pipe out of tin foil or somthing

pens are shitty

take a toilet paper roll, put a hole in it and make a tin foil bowl, put the bowl in the hole.

use the other end of the paper roll as the carb, or just tape it off if you want....