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Why is it that EVERYTIME I get stoned, my mother (who doesn't know i smoke) asks me to paint her nails/help do her make up/make a call etc???
Is it just me or do some people ask you to do almost the impossible when your stoned?!
Of course I have to do these things but her nails end up looking like the result of nail varnish explosion, her face ends up looking like a clown and the person on the phone cant comprehend what the fuck im talking about!!
ahhhh thats funny!
Its like that when I "pleasure myself" my mum always calls me down to do something> i think they have some sort of psychological thing that tells them when we are doing something we like so they must stop it.
Haha ok...thats never happened to me before :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Whos Carl
its because your mum obviously knows u smoke!
Hmmm, nah I doubt it...my mum always views drugs in one catagory!! Seriously, my mum could easily put Heroin and Weed in the same catagory.. Bless her though! But if she knew I smoked she would kick my ass!
But after I have massacered her nails she innocently asks 'oh darling, your a bit shaky, have you eaten?!' and i'm like 'Yeh, I had like 5 sandwiches ma' Bless:)
I'd bet money she knows you smoke. :)
Possibly and shes playing some mind fuck game with me (sorry guys, my mouth is filthy today I know)
But the thing is, if I have red eye, she puts it down to not enough sleep, if I start talking bullshit she says that im being really philosophical lol.
Educate her. Tell her that you smoke. Then go out and get a six-figure job. That's what I did. My parents know I smoke, but they're far more concerned about my alcoholic brother.
And anyone, regardless of age or status, who puts weed in the same category as heroin is ignorant at best, intellectually dishonest at worst.
Education is key.
Academia is not equal to interlect...
Get a load o' this then!Quote:
Originally Posted by Universer
My mum, last time she had a talk with me about weed said "If you carry on smoking, in a year or 2 you'll have overdosed on heroin." It pissed me off that she said that, and the fact she wouldn't listen to what I was trying to say.
Yeah, my parents always ask me to do hard things when I'm hi, it's very annoying.
:)
True true...But you gotta understand, my mum knows absolutely NOTHING about drugs....I mean for her, shes just unenlightened and inexperienced in drugs, full stop. But i wouldn't go as far as saying she was intellectually dishonest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Universer
But maybe when I land that 6 figure job, I might explain to her...
Same here, my mum's favourite song is The Stranglers - Golden Brown and I asked her the other week if any of them had died, and she said yes, probably from drug overdose, so I told her that her favourite song was about heroin, and she said "What's it about? About when you trip on heroin" and I couldn't help but let out a little giggle, just so she realised she hadn't a clue.Quote:
Originally Posted by KottonMouthSara
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Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind
Haha thats so cute...Reminds me of the time my mum told me that in fact you CAN die from weed overdose:)
If she ever asks you all about weed, and makes up some bullshit, do what I'm going to do next time, print off the FAQ from here and give it to her to read. I'm sure it'll work :DQuote:
Originally Posted by KottonMouthSara
My mums only problem is me being caught with weed. Thats the only problem because she knows its better for you than alcohol and she used to use it for pain relief so it would be rather stupid for her to be against it.
fuck that why would u get caught with it, unless u still hang round the streets every night..Quote:
Originally Posted by Whos Carl
Well no I dont walk the streets while doing it, I do it at home but I still have to meet a dealer to get some. Understand?Quote:
Originally Posted by xNoa
your moms only problem is you being caught with weed? so what she lets you smoke it but you cant have any on you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Whos Carl
Oooo mate, start growing your own!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Whos Carl
She may let you, from her POV it's better to know where you're getting it, and not being able to get caught :D
OOO why the hell has this gone this far all she wants is me to not get a criminal record for possession end of.
You said about having to pick it up on the streets, so maybe inquire about starting a grow.. do it, do it, do it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Whos Carl
Im not gonna grow its too potent and plentiful around here. If supplies run dry then I would.
Sounds like your mums a bit para :stoned: You sure shes still not toking??
Hehe i only say that because if im stoned, and go to meet my dealer I get so para the police are gonna catch me
Its no big deal to her we hardly talk about it but when we have she says its fine but dont do anything stupid and nothing harder.