Why is it that EVERYTIME I get stoned...

[KottonMouthSara]

Why is it that EVERYTIME I get stoned, my mother (who doesn't know i smoke) asks me to paint her nails/help do her make up/make a call etc???

Is it just me or do some people ask you to do almost the impossible when your stoned?!

Of course I have to do these things but her nails end up looking like the result of nail varnish explosion, her face ends up looking like a clown and the person on the phone cant comprehend what the fuck im talking about!!

KottonMouthSara Reviewed by KottonMouthSara on 11-25-2005. Why is it that EVERYTIME I get stoned... Why is it that EVERYTIME I get stoned, my mother (who doesn't know i smoke) asks me to paint her nails/help do her make up/make a call etc??? Is it just me or do some people ask you to do almost the impossible when your stoned?! Of course I have to do these things but her nails end up looking like the result of nail varnish explosion, her face ends up looking like a clown and the person on the phone cant comprehend what the fuck im talking about!! Rating: 5

[Smokey McPot]

ahhhh thats funny!

[Whos Carl]

Its like that when I "pleasure myself" my mum always calls me down to do something> i think they have some sort of psychological thing that tells them when we are doing something we like so they must stop it.

[KottonMouthSara]

Its like that when I "pleasure myself" my mum always calls me down to do something> i think they have some sort of psychological thing that tells them when we are doing something we like so they must stop it.

Haha ok...thats never happened to me before

[xNoa]

its because your mum obviously knows u smoke!

[KottonMouthSara]

Hmmm, nah I doubt it...my mum always views drugs in one catagory!! Seriously, my mum could easily put Heroin and Weed in the same catagory.. Bless her though! But if she knew I smoked she would kick my ass!

But after I have massacered her nails she innocently asks 'oh darling, your a bit shaky, have you eaten?!' and i'm like 'Yeh, I had like 5 sandwiches ma' Bless

[AcidFreak]

I'd bet money she knows you smoke.

[KottonMouthSara]

Possibly and shes playing some mind fuck game with me (sorry guys, my mouth is filthy today I know)

But the thing is, if I have red eye, she puts it down to not enough sleep, if I start talking bullshit she says that im being really philosophical lol.

[Universer]

Educate her. Tell her that you smoke. Then go out and get a six-figure job. That's what I did. My parents know I smoke, but they're far more concerned about my alcoholic brother.

And anyone, regardless of age or status, who puts weed in the same category as heroin is ignorant at best, intellectually dishonest at worst.

Education is key.

[the last stand]

Academia is not equal to interlect...