Laughing stoned around authority figures.

Ok, we have this day in the beginning of every school year where the security guards and school principals/ass. prinsipals go around to each class and read off the rules. Normally it would be really boring but last year, I was a freshman and stoned. Our head security gaurd is really popular, because shes a bitch but shes hella funny. "Rose" is this short fuckin 5'2'' italian lady and she has this retarted speech impediment. So last year, me and my buddy smoked before class A LOT. The whole class was falling asleep while me and him were laughing our asses off at "Rose". Then the principal got to the part where he mentioned all the cosequences for drugs and shit. He was like "if illegal drugs are found on your person you will be expelled for X days, if you use it you will be suspended for more days and if you deal it you will either be expelled or suspened for a long time"
My friend raised his hand and said "Is it okay if you grow weed on school grounds?" We started laughing our asses off and he was like "Is that a serious question?" And the security gaurd looks at us and goes "I can already shmell it on ya sho ya betta knock it off" We were laughing our asses off even more and my friend actually fell out of his seat.


Also, I came home one time hella high and late and my mom was like "Where have you been?" (She doesn't know I toke) and I was like "Uhh.. YMCA" and started laughing my ass off. lol.


Share your experience of laughing stoned around people who are sober/authority/don't know you toke

I was making tang in my friends kitchen and his mom walked in and i started thinking about the word tang and it was really funny and i just started laughing super hard and she just looked at me like i was retarded

Well at summer camp (boyscouts) we would get stoned before all our classes n stuff and we were in canoes and stuff blazed as fuck and we started tipping eachothers boats so one of the dudes comes over and yells at us for tipping eachother since we arent supposed to...and we just laugh for like 5 minutes and hes like ok well dont do it and went away.and we laughed more. Great times.... I love gettin high at camp its so easy, so fun, and so damn awesome

Me and my friend got high before school once. we were in math class when the teacher just stared at us cause she knew we were high. and for some reason i just started cracking up witch made me friend crack up. she called the office someone picked us up and accused us of being high. we just denied it and got let go.

:D boyscouts smoking pot makes me laugh. one time my friend started explaining everyone in the smoke circles' personalities and how they fit together and he hit most of them right on. when he finally got to himself it was hysterical because he said "...and I'm the kid with the money and blah..." It was totally true and everyone knew it, probably more than he did. It was his bud too.

That's kinda sad.

i tried to order a burger high. i couldent finish saying what i wanted on it becuase i was laughing so hard, my friend had to but in and finish it for me. then the guy at the register says "its ok to have a little fun once in a while"

one of the security guards at my school is an asshole, and just about every chance he gets he sprays people with pepper spray, and one day me and my friends we just screwing around and being loud in the hall and he pulled his spray can out and hes like"its a new day and i got a new can of spray!" and i just burst out laughing at him( oh yeah i was pretty blazed during this too)

OH man fuck yeah I got good stories well idk... one time i was getting ice cream and my dad goes ice cream huh? and i just started to laugh and couldnt stop and he knows i smoke so hes cool but about 2 weeks ago me and a buddy were smoking and we got high as shit and we callup my friend and we didnt know she was around the biggest stoner in the world and she doesnt like wheni get high and always yells at me and so hes pegging me there and somehow i let go of his shoulders and was like inches from falling off dude it was scary. i felt myself fall back but somehow managed to not fall.

So we get there and the first thing the guy with her says 'have you guys smoked any weed lately?' i was like no way ma---i started laughing for 5 minutes and couldnt walk my bike so we get to taco bell and my friend goes one hard taco and one soft one and i go 'haha you said hard and soft!@!!!!!' and he laughed and my chick friend ordered it and we were just playing she got pissed she was like eat it bitch.

periods and commas help.

I added well some in there sorry I was high. lol I hate typing correctly sometimes.

this is kinda mean but me and my girl was doin are thing and i told her to put a paper bag on her head for a second to see what it was like and i forgot who she was and ran out it was a real bad moment ruiner dont try it

I was tripping mushrooms at a jazz festival...lots of cops around. We went off to smoke a bowl, and a couple event security guards walked by. They looked at us...and my friend stood up and said "it's a jazz festival...what do you expect?" They didn't reply and kept walking....we laughed for a while after that one.

Same festival, we were hanging out with some members of some of the local performers backstage smoking and drinking...man, that was a lot of fun. :-\

A group of 5 or 6 of us went to see the last Harry Potter film (Amazing when you eat the right kinda cookies) when it came out. We were all between 19 and 23 so it was an interesting contrast with the other kids in line. We showed up early and just kicked it in the parkinglot tailgate style, brought a pizza or two, smoked a couple bowls, juggled a soccer ball for awhile. We were kicking our ball around after all having eaten our cookies (with about 20 minutes till the movies started) when a cop came zooming down the row of parked cars, squeeled his breaks and asked us what the hell we were doing. For a second we all froze and then his partner started saying how they'd been warned about this "harry potter crowd". We all started laughing real hard and thankfully they turned out to be pretty chill. They asked us not to play soccer in the streets anymore and then drove off.

Ahh, good times.

Just the other day me and a mate walked into hungry jacks (burger king where your from) and he asked for a big mac and then asked if he could take $7 dollars out!, i was on the floor in histerics! :D, then i could figure out if u had to ask for a small coke or a small soft drink when ordering so i asked the person and she told me it didnt matter and i couldnt figure out what she ment so i just stood there and looked at her strangly for a few seconds then just walked away! hahaha so fucking funny man

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:D boyscouts smoking pot makes me laugh. one time my friend started explaining everyone in the smoke circles' personalities and how they fit together and he hit most of them right on. when he finally got to himself it was hysterical because he said "...and I'm the kid with the money and blah..." It was totally true and everyone knew it, probably more than he did. It was his bud too.

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well, i always can think about people's personalities really well when im high. but anyway, back to the topic. one time i was tryin to order at KFC and they said "crispy or regular" and for some reason i said "to go please" and i just started laughing and laughing.

then this other time me and my friends were eating on a bench and there was this white dog just staring at us. we started laughing and we all fell of the bench and i was crying from laughing so hard. this lady walks by us and is just like "you boys ok?" and we just started laughing more so she just walked away

Bazooka Tooth


DO YOU LIVE IN FOLSOM.

Bazooka Tooth


DO YOU LIVE IN FOLSOM.

Haha, reading all of your guys's storys crack me up, I got one from when I could barely even order from dominos.

Alright so, I just got back from some stupid campout shit for the family and was totally juniorized when I got back( i was gone for 5days ). I came back and called up 2 of muh buddies and they came down to my house to get blazed outta my bong. We ended up smoking like an eigth of this premo dope and I was so fucking ripped out of my mind. We were all sitting in my room on my couch and decided we'd go on a munchie run. We're 5 minutes down the main drag of the town and my friend mentions this 5$ deal from dominos, who cant resist when your high? We drove to dominos and I could help but burst out laughing so many times, when I was in the middle of ordering I started laughing so hard I had to leave the store, my friend ended up ordering the pizza. Soo fucking blazed.

Once me and my friends went and smoked about 1/8 of either shwagg or low mids. It was a long time ago so I'm not really sure. Anyway, After we were all properly fucked up, we went back to the Homecoming Football Game that was in progress (At halftime we went behind this house and blazed). On the way my buddy Marcus was spraying himself with massive amounts of my cologne. He used about 1/2 of the bottle. The whole time he was doing this he was freaking out saying "Fuck! If my dad smells weed on me I'll be grounded forever!". Now, Marcus' dad is actually Alex Pacheco, our school's head truancy officer. He acts like he owns the world, and he does it within reason. No one can fucking do anything to him. Sometimes he even acts like a high school student just for the hell of it. Anyway, about 2 minutes after Marcus sprayed 1/2 bottle of cologne on himself, his dad rolls up and starts asking him all kinds of shit. "Where you been?" "Where you going?" "What have you been doing?" And totally starts messing with Marcus. After about 2 minutes of this, me and the rest of my friends just busted out laughing our fucking asses off. Right in front of a police officer! You could totally tell it was a stoner laugh, too. We were laughing so hard I'm suprised none of us passed out from it. Good times.

Forgot to add to my story.

When ever you get the pizza it has a slip with your name on it for takeout, on that slip sayed 'Stoned Guys'. Man I fucking died laughing in the car on the way over across the street to the next parking lot to munch the pizza.

Me and my friend were just sitting in class stoned laughing when everyone else was like silent at this boy who just looked like an idiot, he had a bowl haircut and shit. lol

I tried to order a pizza on the phone and i couldnt carry on with the conversation, i had to hand it to my mate who was also laffin but not as bad, and he told the guy down the fone to 'hurry the fuck up please cuz we have the munchies' lol.

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Bazooka Tooth


DO YOU LIVE IN FOLSOM.

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Nope, Seattle.

i can't order chineese food high, usualy thier accents are so silly i can't keep it together. well i had smoked some realy good hydro and wanted some lowmane, so i called up the local takeout. this guy answers and i keep it together untill i asked him what kind of soda he had, he said "we hava cola, anda cola," i died, lossed it, dropped the phone, i laughed so hard my face turned red. they brought me coke.

haha i hear you on the chinese people. We went t our chippy once stoned and all the staff are chineseor something. It went like this

Me : Hey ill have small chips please
Dude : Small chip, saw finger
Me : What
Dude : Saw finger
Me : what?
dude : You wan' saw finger?
me : Uh yeah...sure

turned out he was trying to say salt and vinegar

Once me and some friends smoked a joint on the gondola ride at Disneyworld. Afterwards we went to buy some food and when we got to the cashier we started laughing so hard we couldn't talk and just left. For the next hour or so we just wandered around trying to avoid other people, very hard to do at Disneyworld, because anytime we looked at anyone we busted up laughing.