Ok, we have this day in the beginning of every school year where the security guards and school principals/ass. prinsipals go around to each class and read off the rules. Normally it would be really boring but last year, I was a freshman and stoned. Our head security gaurd is really popular, because shes a bitch but shes hella funny. "Rose" is this short fuckin 5'2'' italian lady and she has this retarted speech impediment. So last year, me and my buddy smoked before class A LOT. The whole class was falling asleep while me and him were laughing our asses off at "Rose". Then the principal got to the part where he mentioned all the cosequences for drugs and shit. He was like "if illegal drugs are found on your person you will be expelled for X days, if you use it you will be suspended for more days and if you deal it you will either be expelled or suspened for a long time"
My friend raised his hand and said "Is it okay if you grow weed on school grounds?" We started laughing our asses off and he was like "Is that a serious question?" And the security gaurd looks at us and goes "I can already shmell it on ya sho ya betta knock it off" We were laughing our asses off even more and my friend actually fell out of his seat.


Also, I came home one time hella high and late and my mom was like "Where have you been?" (She doesn't know I toke) and I was like "Uhh.. YMCA" and started laughing my ass off. lol.


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Bazooka Tooth Reviewed by Bazooka Tooth on . Laughing stoned around authority figures. Ok, we have this day in the beginning of every school year where the security guards and school principals/ass. prinsipals go around to each class and read off the rules. Normally it would be really boring but last year, I was a freshman and stoned. Our head security gaurd is really popular, because shes a bitch but shes hella funny. "Rose" is this short fuckin 5'2'' italian lady and she has this retarted speech impediment. So last year, me and my buddy smoked before class A LOT. The whole Rating: 5